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Drinking Washing Up Liquid.

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    #32
    cloud493
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    I'd say your about to die OP.


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    #33
    kneemos
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    I'd say your about to die OP.

    I think you may be exaggerating my demise.


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    #34
    Maximus Alexander
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    We're not allowed give out medical advice on here OP, so we can't help you, and you'll probably die. Tough break.


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    #35
    Birneybau
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    Apparently, if it was Calgon you'll live longer...no, sorry, that's washing machines.

    Anyway, you had a good innings.


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    #36
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    blue note wrote: »
    Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?

    Yep! Health forums have loads of queries about it. Seems odd but seems to happen frequently enough - a lot of it is toddlers drinking the berry/fruit scented ones.


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    #37
    Nforce
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    This is what will happen...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOaM_BGj47s


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    #38
    Menas
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    Become a West Ham fan.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okwaHbuW-Hc


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    #39
    Luap
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    If its fairy, u'll last 33% longer. :D


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    #40
    hollster2
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    My daughter got a hold of baby oil had some in here mouth I rand helpline on the back was told to keep drinking water to flush it out.


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    #41
    WoollyRedHat
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    hollster2 wrote: »
    My daughter got a hold of baby oil had some in here mouth I rand helpline on the back was told to keep drinking water to flush it out.


    **** Ive been cooking with baby oil all week


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    #42
    foggy_lad
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    not yet wrote: »
    The ball is over the wall...

    You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..

    And a big box of adult incontinence nappies


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    #43
    Outkast_IRE
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    blue note wrote: »
    Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?
    I believe there have been instances in the past where washing up liquid was purposely added to food to temporarily incapacitate or cause discomfort the victims.


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    #44
    nuac
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    not yet wrote: »
    The ball is over the wall...

    You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..

    Now that is some way to spend your kids' inheritance


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    #45
    Yakult
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    Coke would still be more harmful to you, I bet.


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    #46
    Paramite Pie
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.

    You didn't put a drop of liquid into each individual glass did you?:rolleyes: We're always running out of it in my house cos the eeijits here keep wasting it. I mean it's cheap enough to buy but just annoying to keep running out of it.

    One pea-size drop into the sink with some water will wash all your cups & dishes. Anything else is overkill.:pac:


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    #47
    green n gold
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    Lemon scented you say, does this count as one of your five a day ?


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    #48
    suicide_circus
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    pablo128 wrote: »
    Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.

    *puts down Aero bar*


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    #49
    PandaPoo
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    I'd say lemon coke would be good.

    Nothing will happen to you though, unless you drank mouthfuls of the stuff.


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    #50
    Oasis1974
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    Washing up Liquid is probably more healthy than the coke.


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    #51
    ToddyDoody
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
    Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
    What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

    Lemon scented,by the way.

    Snap, reminds me of primary school when the kids used make the 'suddy' tea for the teachers


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    #52
    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    Look on the bright side, your colon will be squeaky clean.

    And your farts will smell of lemons.


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    #53
    MRnotlob606
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    You can wash the plates with your arse at least, allowing you to **** in the sink.


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    #54
    airuser
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    01 809 2566

    If you are still worried this is the phone number of the poisons unit in Dublin.

    They will help you.


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    #55
    Desolation Of Smug
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    If the adds are anything to go by, you'll have lovely soft skin on your hands fair;y soon.


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    #56
    Omackeral
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    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    Look on the bright side, your colon will be squeaky clean.


    Squeaky bum time?


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    #57
    [Deleted User]
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    Bubbly windypops.


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    #58
    kneemos
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    Hi.

    This is Kneemos's brother.
    I'm sorry to inform you but he passed away in his sleep last night.

    Kind Regards.


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    #59
    CJ Haughey
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    Rip


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    #60
    conorh91
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    I thought swallowing fairy-liquid meant something else entirely.


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    #61
    pablo128
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    R.I.P. I hear he was found in a pool of bubbles?


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