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Drinking Washing Up Liquid.

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  • 28-02-2015 12:26pm
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    kneemos
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    Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
    Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
    What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

    Lemon scented,by the way.


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    biko
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    Read the label, it will tell you.


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    Dave0301
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
    Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
    What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

    Lemon scented,by the way.

    You'll be pissing bubbles?


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    bjork
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    Did the coke not go all lumpy?


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    kneemos
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    biko wrote: »
    Read the label, it will tell you.

    Ah.Seek medical advice.

    Slightly worrying.


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    Outkast_IRE
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    Diarrohea is a well known symptom


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    Slippin Jimmy
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    You'll be ****in lemons for a week


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    bjork wrote: »
    Did the coke not go all lumpy?

    No.Frothy like Guinness.


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    pablo128
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    Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Do you no harm. Sure don't all glasses have washing up liquid in them?


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    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,925 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Look on the bright side, your colon will be squeaky clean.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    Penny Tration
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    If it was more than a small drop or two, you should really speak to a doctor.

    If it tasted nice, sure you may as well have some more.


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    not yet
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
    Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
    What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

    Lemon scented,by the way.

    The ball is over the wall...

    You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..


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    Cantona's Collars
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    At least your hole will smell lemon fresh.


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    Mint Aero
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    If there's even a miniscule amount of washing up liquid, that is to say even so much as a nanometre of washing up liquid in my glass. I will taste it and I will kill it.


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    mad muffin
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    Can I have your stuff when you die OP?


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    kneemos
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    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    If it was more than a small drop or two, you should really speak to a doctor.

    If it tasted nice, sure you may as well have some more.

    Wasn't that bad,bit chemical.


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    fineso.mom
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    I'm sure you will be fine but just in case........I've always enjoyed your posts,the place wont be the same without you.


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    DoYouEvenLift
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    Force yourself to get sick


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    #20
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Sure we drink this stuff all the time,some people don't even rinse after washing up.


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    Gael23
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    I think you will be ok if it was only a small amount, maybe just drink lots of water to flush any of it out of you


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    The_Valeyard
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    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    You'll be ****in lemons for a week

    Probably this. Stay close to the toilet it will come out of you like a lemon scented fudge bullet.


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    Oops69
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    Sure didn't we all eat bucket loads of the stuff when playing doing the dishes as kids , its like 'clean dirt ' , you'll be grand .


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    fineso.mom
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    And if you do survive, just for future reference, don't lob the washing up liquid into the glass first. You're making more work for yourself. Put some water in first,then it will dilute a bit and take less time to rinse.
    Or...just rinse the glass with water
    Or...dishwasher!


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    uck51js9zml2yt
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    Drink a glass of milk to neutralise it. Don't vomit.

    Cant see a whole lot of problems. At least you'll be clean inside


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    Falcon L
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    You'll have a horrible death, but a lovely finish. :D


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Washing up liquid or houshold soap are non toxic, although they can have a laxative effect when taken in large enough doses. So, it depends on how much you drank.


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    robindch
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    kneemos wrote: »
    What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?
    Sorts out constipation in a flash.


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    Rabbo
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    pablo128 wrote: »
    Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.

    Aero. Feel the bubbles.


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    DrGreenthumb
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    If you drink some cillit bang it will nutralise the washing up liquid and BANG your problems will be gone




    actual results may vary


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    blue note
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    Outkast_IRE wrote: »
    Diarrohea is a well known symptom

    Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?


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