Drinking Washing Up Liquid.

kneemos

Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

Lemon scented,by the way.

biko

Read the label, it will tell you.

Dave0301

kneemos wrote: »

Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

Lemon scented,by the way.

You'll be pissing bubbles?

bjork

Did the coke not go all lumpy?

kneemos

biko wrote: »

Read the label, it will tell you.

Ah.Seek medical advice.

Slightly worrying.

Outkast_IRE

Diarrohea is a well known symptom

Slippin Jimmy

You'll be ****in lemons for a week

kneemos

bjork wrote: »

Did the coke not go all lumpy?

No.Frothy like Guinness.

pablo128

Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.

The Backwards Man

Do you no harm. Sure don't all glasses have washing up liquid in them?

ancapailldorcha

Look on the bright side, your colon will be squeaky clean.

Penny Tration

If it was more than a small drop or two, you should really speak to a doctor.

If it tasted nice, sure you may as well have some more.

not yet

kneemos wrote: »

Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

Lemon scented,by the way.

The ball is over the wall...

You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..

Cantona's Collars

At least your hole will smell lemon fresh.

Mint Aero

If there's even a miniscule amount of washing up liquid, that is to say even so much as a nanometre of washing up liquid in my glass. I will taste it and I will kill it.

mad muffin

Can I have your stuff when you die OP?

kneemos

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

If it was more than a small drop or two, you should really speak to a doctor.

If it tasted nice, sure you may as well have some more.

Wasn't that bad,bit chemical.

fineso.mom

I'm sure you will be fine but just in case........I've always enjoyed your posts,the place wont be the same without you.

DoYouEvenLift

Force yourself to get sick

kneemos

Sure we drink this stuff all the time,some people don't even rinse after washing up.

Gael23

I think you will be ok if it was only a small amount, maybe just drink lots of water to flush any of it out of you

The_Valeyard

Duffff-Man wrote: »

You'll be ****in lemons for a week

Probably this. Stay close to the toilet it will come out of you like a lemon scented fudge bullet.

Oops69

Sure didn't we all eat bucket loads of the stuff when playing doing the dishes as kids , its like 'clean dirt ' , you'll be grand .

fineso.mom

And if you do survive, just for future reference, don't lob the washing up liquid into the glass first. You're making more work for yourself. Put some water in first,then it will dilute a bit and take less time to rinse.
Or...just rinse the glass with water
Or...dishwasher!

uck51js9zml2yt

Drink a glass of milk to neutralise it. Don't vomit.

Cant see a whole lot of problems. At least you'll be clean inside

Falcon L

You'll have a horrible death, but a lovely finish.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Washing up liquid or houshold soap are non toxic, although they can have a laxative effect when taken in large enough doses. So, it depends on how much you drank.

robindch

kneemos wrote: »

What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

Sorts out constipation in a flash.

Rabbo

pablo128 wrote: »

Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.

Aero. Feel the bubbles.

DrGreenthumb

If you drink some cillit bang it will nutralise the washing up liquid and BANG your problems will be gone




actual results may vary

blue note

Outkast_IRE wrote: »

Diarrohea is a well known symptom

Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?

cloud493

I'd say your about to die OP.

kneemos

cloud493 wrote: »

I'd say your about to die OP.

I think you may be exaggerating my demise.

Maximus Alexander

We're not allowed give out medical advice on here OP, so we can't help you, and you'll probably die. Tough break.

Birneybau

Apparently, if it was Calgon you'll live longer...no, sorry, that's washing machines.

Anyway, you had a good innings.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

blue note wrote: »

Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?

Yep! Health forums have loads of queries about it. Seems odd but seems to happen frequently enough - a lot of it is toddlers drinking the berry/fruit scented ones.

Nforce

This is what will happen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOaM_BGj47s

Menas

Become a West Ham fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okwaHbuW-Hc

Luap

If its fairy, u'll last 33% longer.

hollster2

My daughter got a hold of baby oil had some in here mouth I rand helpline on the back was told to keep drinking water to flush it out.

WoollyRedHat

hollster2 wrote: »

My daughter got a hold of baby oil had some in here mouth I rand helpline on the back was told to keep drinking water to flush it out.

**** Ive been cooking with baby oil all week

foggy_lad

not yet wrote: »

The ball is over the wall...

You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..

And a big box of adult incontinence nappies

Outkast_IRE

blue note wrote: »

Well known? People do this often enough for a particular symptom to be well known?

I believe there have been instances in the past where washing up liquid was purposely added to food to temporarily incapacitate or cause discomfort the victims.

nuac

not yet wrote: »

The ball is over the wall...

You have 24 hours to live, My plan would be, a room in the four seasons, a bag of coke and 2............. no 3 Russian good time girls..

Now that is some way to spend your kids' inheritance

Yakult

Coke would still be more harmful to you, I bet.

Paramite Pie

kneemos wrote: »

Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.

You didn't put a drop of liquid into each individual glass did you?:rolleyes: We're always running out of it in my house cos the eeijits here keep wasting it. I mean it's cheap enough to buy but just annoying to keep running out of it.

One pea-size drop into the sink with some water will wash all your cups & dishes. Anything else is overkill.:pac:

green n gold

Lemon scented you say, does this count as one of your five a day ?

suicide_circus

pablo128 wrote: »

Your sh1te will be like an Aero bar.

*puts down Aero bar*

PandaPoo

I'd say lemon coke would be good.

Nothing will happen to you though, unless you drank mouthfuls of the stuff.

Oasis1974

Washing up Liquid is probably more healthy than the coke.

ToddyDoody

kneemos wrote: »

Put some washing up liquid in a couple of glasses to wash them,forgot about it and after pouring coke into one of them was drinking away on it.
Thought it tasted funny and it had quite a head on it.
What are the consequences of drinking washing up liquid?

Lemon scented,by the way.

Snap, reminds me of primary school when the kids used make the 'suddy' tea for the teachers