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Who made you realise which side of the fence you sat?

  • 14-02-2015 10:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭


    Who first tickled your loins and made you realise you were (or not), what you were, and what you were in to?

    For me, the one and only Wendy James:



    Edit: Can a mod change the title to "...which side of the fence..."? I'll never be able to show my face in Spell Czechs again...

    Edit mk2: Nice one Ruu. I knew I could rely on you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Duncan Stewart.

    Knew **** all about fences before I started watching him on the telly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    I did wonder why I didn't swoon the way the girls in my class did over Bros and NKOTB... I liked Jason Donovan, but only because he was a sweet boy, not because he was stirring anything more primal. I liked Kylie just as much tbh.

    And then... Morrissey and Robert Smith. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Who first tickled your loins and made you realise you were what you were and what you were in to?

    For me, the one and only Wendy James:


    You're lesbian?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Good call, bit of a diva though allegedly.

    Carol Decker was one you could take home to your Mammy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    Carol Decker was one you could take home to your Mammy.
    I worked with a girl from her town years ago. Apparently she wasn't at all! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Joan Severance in Hear No Evil See No Evil. Think I was about 6 at the time I saw it and I'm convinced she gave me a semi even at that age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Idjit


    I'm bi...so I never really got down off the fence tbh! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I worked with a girl from her town years ago. Apparently she wasn't at all! :eek:

    a tramp by all accounts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ...I liked Kylie just as much tbh.

    And then... Morrissey and Robert Smith. :)

    Now I'm confused. Pretty sure this should have happened when I was 14/15 instead of now after 3 kids.

    Tomorrow's gonna be a long day...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    David Bowie in Labyrinth. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Used to have a picture of the Virgin Mary in the bedroom back in the day,God forgive me but not having any other material at the time I knocked one out to old Mary.
    She had a lovely smile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭todders


    There should be no fence


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    It's Carrie Fisher, for everybody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Kovu wrote: »
    David Bowie in Labyrinth. :pac:

    Actually yeah. Scrap Wendy above. That made me straight.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    No idea actually. I could not put a finger on a time or date or event.

    But lots of people have written ABOUT that moment. Like chistopher hitchens in "letter to a young contrarian".

    But if I were to write one moment down in my life that defined me it would be - of all things - snooker. Jimmy White was in the lead against Stephen Hendry. Jimmy had never won a snooker world title before. He got down on the white. He lined up his shot.

    And he got up and told the ref "I tipped the white" - and the ref called foul. No one else saw it.

    White went on to lose the final.

    Now we could be cynical and say if he had not been honest then he might have been found out in replays and so forth. And I get that. But when I was sitting there that day and I saw him do it - and I saw that level of sportsmanship where a man would be THAT honest in the face of attaining the one thing he always wanted and never had - and never did get - in that moment I decided myself "THAT is the person I want to be".

    And I hope I have done ok so far!

    Pretend edit: Oh is this thread about sexual orientation? Yea Jimmy was ok for a man but I wouldnt do it with the lights on :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,642 ✭✭✭cml387


    Legend has it she wore nowt under that leather...ooerr.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    No idea actually. I could not put a finger on a time or date or event.

    You're a bloke then, obviously?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    This is the man Id like to be :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHz14G0u3Q


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This is the man Id like to be :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHz14G0u3Q

    Half decent singer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Definition of irony.
    Freddie Mercury.
    No idea he was gay.
    (In my defence I didn't understand anyone could fancy someone of the same sex)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This is the man Id like to be :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHz14G0u3Q

    You into dogging, then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Definition of irony.
    Freddie Mercury.
    No idea he was gay.
    Shur I was weak for Morrissey. Lots of gay people have been fancied by people of the opposite sex.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Actually I asked my loins just now - and did some history soul searching. And weirdly the first thing that came to mind was that kissing scene in the goonies. The one under the water fall. I think I was defined as straight in that moment - I was probably 6 or 8 or something - but I have a distinct memory of thinking "I want me some of that".

    Though I am not sure how the fact she was kissing someone other than the person she thought she was kissing figures into that :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Shur I was weak for Morrissey. Lots of gay people have been fancied by people of the opposite sex.

    Wait.

    Morrissey's gay?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭Nadser


    Had my first boyfriend when I was two so I knew pretty early in life that I liked the mickeys


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Wait.

    Morrissey's gay?!

    No no - he just opened a salad bar - and people just jumped to all kinds of conclusions.

    HIs !!!girlfriend!!! was in a coma after all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Wait.

    Morrissey's gay?!

    It's hard to tell with vegetarians...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I remember finding my female teacher attractive when I was 5.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Kirsten Dunsts nips in Spiderman 1.

    Fact.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Nadser wrote: »
    Had my first boyfriend when I was two so I knew pretty early in life that I liked the mickeys

    That's weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    I remember finding my female teacher attractive when I was 5.

    Attractive, yes. But did she stir your loins? That's what I'm on about.

    5? Really?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    If I go back any further in my mind all I find is this:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RC5PpUwFxEU/SdxxkptRApI/AAAAAAAAAPE/g-8ptmkc7RQ/s400/arcee4.jpg

    hmmmmm autobot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    todders wrote: »
    There should be no fence

    Maybe not, but there is.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Is there an attractive hole in the fence? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Oh yeah and Wonder Woman played by Lynda Carter. What a stunner.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Like chistopher hitchens in "letter to a young contrarian".

    Elaborate please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    These camel-toed bitches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    Shania Twain was the first member of the fairer sex to give me a twinge down below. I was about 8 at the time, my mum played her music all the time. I loved it. And then when I saw her music videos, I was smitten.

    I still would, in fairness. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Wait.

    Morrissey's gay?!
    It has never been conclusively confirmed, but... the man had a Diana Dors record.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    5? Really?

    Honestly yes - I'm a fairly forgetful person but I remember that quite vividly. It's not unusual.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Elaborate please.

    Surely elaboration of that would involve you going reading it or me buying it for you -

    - ah i see what you did there :)

    No my point there was that I could not articulate a moment in my life where things defined themselves for me. But when I read "LTAYC" - I had a retrospect feeling of "Yea that is what i wish I was able to say at the time".

    That man had a way with words I wish I had then - and I wish I had now. Even his worst enemies wished they could play with words as easily as newton played with numbers - or donatello played with paint.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    Kirsten Dunsts nips in Spiderman 1.

    Fact.
    Shania Twain was the first member of the fairer sex to give me a twinge down below. I was about 8 at the time
    Go 'way, this thread is for old people! :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Go 'way, this thread is for old people! :mad:

    oh god is that the category im in now! I feel like Johnny depp when he found a grey hair as willy wonka :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    The pink power ranger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    Honestly yes - I'm a fairly forgetful person but I remember that quite vividly. It's not unusual.
    Actually yeh, I remember being intrigued by Adam Ant, the lad from Alphaville ("Big In Japan", "Forever Young") and the guy who sang Tarzan Boy when I was six/seven.
    It obviously wasn't a sexual attraction but they just held a fascination for me that I couldn't quite work out, and which I didn't have for anyone else.
    All really pretty boys wearing make-up. Had I been old enough I'd no doubt have been a Bowie groupie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sometimes I like to sit on the fence, look out at the land at its beauty and pause, just enjoy nature and all its glory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭Nadser


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    That's weird.

    What can I say, I was an early starter!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    oh god is that the category im in now! I feel like Johnny depp when he found a grey hair as willy wonka :)

    Well this thread is for people that have grey hairs on their willy/wonka.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Surely elaboration of that would involve you going reading it or me buying it for you -

    - ah i see what you did there :)

    No my point there was that I could not articulate a moment in my life where things defined themselves for me. But when I read "LTAYC" - I had a retrospect feeling of "Yea that is what i wish I was able to say at the time".

    That man had a way with words I wish I had then - and I wish I had now. Even his worst enemies wished they could play with words as easily as newton played with numbers - or donatello played with paint.

    I'm a fan of the man. *adds book to reading list


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    Pamela Anderson


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