Most Irish statement ever.

Witchie · 13-02-2015 3:32am #1

Just watching BBC news and they were talking about how they asked people to send in a message that they feel should be beamed into outer space to see if there is alien life.

One message came from a Seamus Cullen in Ireland:

Visit Earth. We have mojitos, Guinness, beaches. You can crash at mine if you want. You are very welcome.

This is the most Irish thing ever.....come party with us lads and sure ya can stay at mine.

What is the most Irish thing have you seen?

keysersoze0330 · 13-02-2015 3:33am

The money was just resting in my account...

13-02-2015 3:40am

keysersoze0330 wrote: »

The money was just resting in my account...

Yeah, Right!

JONJO THE MISER · 13-02-2015 3:45am

Come have a pint of plain.

AlanS181824 · 13-02-2015 3:47am

Ah shur it'll be grand!

Ruu · 13-02-2015 3:50am

Soft evening.

The Backwards Man · 13-02-2015 3:51am

Thinking that hospitality doesn't exist in other countries is very Irish.

NachoBusiness · 13-02-2015 3:54am

Póg mo thóin.

osarusan · 13-02-2015 3:58am

shlootered, legless, bollixed

skittles8710 · 13-02-2015 4:21am

Cmere to me will you goway and f*** off.!

Witchie · 13-02-2015 4:28am

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Thinking that hospitality doesn't exist in other countries is very Irish.

I don't think it doesn't exist elsewhere but I do know that we are very likely to tell people to come stay with us and sure it will be great craic and let's party. It's what we are known for.

pidgeoneyes · 13-02-2015 4:31am

Arrah!!

Sunnyisland · 13-02-2015 4:48am

Go way Ourta that

7ofBrian · 13-02-2015 4:52am

im not paying for water

ringadingding · 13-02-2015 5:01am

Any craic

Savage Tyrant · 13-02-2015 5:02am

I will in me hole....

Kermit.de.frog · 13-02-2015 5:13am

Begorrah

RobbingBandit · 13-02-2015 5:30am

Tiocfaidh Ár Lá always stands out for me, kind of the anti Carpe Diem.

Whispered · 13-02-2015 5:34am

I will yeah (meaning no)

I'll be there now in a minute

osarusan · 13-02-2015 5:35am

comehereandilltellyourefereeyourenothingbutahaaaandicaaaap.

13-02-2015 5:35am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Tiocfaidh Ár Lá always stands out for me, kind of the anti Carpe Diem.

Makes me cringe every time I hear it.

As does shouting "IRA!" during 'Fields of Athenry'.

m.j.w · 13-02-2015 5:40am

Grand stretch in the evening

Grand drying out there

RobbingBandit · 13-02-2015 5:44am

Deleted User wrote: »

Makes me cringe every time I hear it.

As does shouting "IRA!" during 'Fields of Athenry'.

I don't mean it in that sense I just think of the whole Irish sentiment of our day will come vs seize the day, Irish people are lazy ****ers we don't take risks the ah sure it'll be alright or take your time mentality, but yeah I get where you are coming from on the use of the term.

Saipanne · 13-02-2015 5:45am

7ofBrian wrote: »

im not paying for water

There it is...

OneArt · 13-02-2015 6:58am

Sure your one was fierce calm so she was.

matchthis · 13-02-2015 7:09am

Wanna go halves on a potato?

Ghost Buster · 13-02-2015 7:14am

This IS a Catholic country

Standard Toaster · 13-02-2015 7:15am

Saying "Good man yourself" really sarcastically when someone f*cks up.

dmc17 · 13-02-2015 7:21am

Person 1: "Sorry about that"

Person 2: Not at all! Sure 'twas my own fault!!!"

keysersoze0330 · 13-02-2015 7:30am

Are ya goin for one

Stinjy · 13-02-2015 7:34am

I will yeah - meaning no..

I've found living in another country I say a lot of things that I have to explain now.....

Susandublin · 13-02-2015 7:44am

Becoming really annoyed and angry when someone I know succeeds! We Irish are the best at this.
If they really make it big, we never talk to them again.
Makes buckets of sense.

harry Bailey esq · 13-02-2015 7:48am

Ask me bollix...

weemcd · 13-02-2015 7:50am

Shur I wouldn't know anything about that

Timberrrrrrrr · 13-02-2015 7:52am

AH SURE IT'LL BE GRAAAAAAAAAAAND

skittles8710 · 13-02-2015 7:55am

High notions so he has, HIGH NOTIONS.

snowstorm445 · 13-02-2015 7:56am

Geddup de yard!

ToddyDoody · 13-02-2015 8:02am

Lets elect Charlie Haughey's son

whiskeyman · 13-02-2015 8:03am

It's in the post...

efb · 13-02-2015 8:06am

The evenings are bet

Arbiter of Good Taste · 13-02-2015 8:07am

Far from [insert as appropriate here] they were reared...

The Peanut · 13-02-2015 8:10am

Are you going out or out out?

Had to explain to an English friend that out was socialising but out out was really hitting the night.

Ted_YNWA · 13-02-2015 8:14am

efb wrote: »

The evenings are bet

Get outta that, there's a grand stretch in them.

razorblunt · 13-02-2015 9:07am

A: Lovely dress.
B: It was only €8, Penney's.
A: Jaysis sure where would you get it?
B: Ehhhhh Penney's?

He's Protestant? Ah sure they're a grand bunch of lads .... "he prefers King Crips/Lyons Tea....fúcking weirdo ... lose him".

razorblunt · 13-02-2015 9:08am

The Peanut wrote: »

Are you going out or out out?

Had to explain to an English friend that out was socialising but out out was really hitting the night.

If you had said it in a Cockney geezer accent he'd have understood ... "I'm going owwwwwt, but I'm not going owwwwwt owwwwwt".

The Peanut · 13-02-2015 9:17am

razorblunt wrote: »

If you had said it in a Cockney geezer accent he'd have understood ... "I'm going owwwwwt, but I'm not going owwwwwt owwwwwt".

He was from Devon; my attempt on a Cockney accent would have confused him even more.

Polo_Mint · 13-02-2015 9:21am

" Sure Irish people are loved all over the world"

"If you have an Irish passport you'll be grand"

floggg · 13-02-2015 9:24am

Bottom of the evening to you.

Wait, that doesn't sound right...

PatL23 · 13-02-2015 9:24am

I couldn't give a tuppence

Polo_Mint · 13-02-2015 9:27am

Its in the press

e.r · 13-02-2015 9:30am

Ya thick ya

Most Irish statement ever.

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