is men peeing sitting down a thing now?

qt3.14

I'd heard a lot of younger Japanese men do it to the extent that men's bathrooms there are being built with less urinals and more cubicles.
Anyway, looks to be gaining traction in Germany too since it actually went to court that at least one land lord expects his male tenants to sit

German men 'free to pee standing up' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30937492

Insect Overlord

qt3.14 wrote: »

Anyway, looks to be gaining traction in Germany too since it actually went to Cory that at least one land lord exodus hits male tenants to sit.

Wut? O.o

SweetChaos

its not natural for a man to sit to pee

NTC

Are you taking the pi$$?

Not the best thread after loosing my bet

But - I have no mortal recollection of ever having pee'd standing up.

Don't think I've ever done it.

fedor.2.

Ya, I pee sitting down, it frees up my hands, so I can put on my lipstick:cool:

Gael23

Only if your doing a #2 at the same time. Other than that absolutely no.

D Trent

Well you see if a man doesn't sit down to pee he runs the risk of seriously injuring his vagina

MarkAnthony

Comfort man, comfort.

Obviously in a public toilet I do what every man does. Piss in the general area of the building the toilet is in and if I'm using the bog don't flush the chain.

Birneybau

Deleted User wrote: »

Not the best thread after loosing my bet

But - I have no mortal recollection of ever having pee'd standing up.

Don't think I've ever done it.

Thankfully you weren't loosing your bowel.

john the one

Early in the morning, when I'm sooo tired that an extra 30 seconds makes a difference, I do me toileh sitting down

MarkAnthony

john the one wrote: »

Early I. The morning, when I'm solo tired that an extra 30 seconds makes a difference, I do me toileh sitting down

I have to stand at least 5ft away from the toilet in the morning to get the angle needed.

qt3.14

An File wrote: »

Wut? O.o

Edited. Fat fingers and Swype don't go well together.

IamNotNumber

Pure laziness and an affront to mankind.Hairy Japanese bastards.

stimpson

Germans have weird habits around pissing in general. At least according to some movies I've seen on the Internet.

c_man

I do it the odd time. As a reward for work done or just as a random treat. A break from the world

dpofloinn

Madness sure its not even possible to sit in a urinal

masti123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkevOsvB7fI

MarkAnthony

dpofloinn wrote: »

Madness sure its not even possible to sit in a urinal

Oh yes it is! You've obviously not been hanging around with the right sort of dirty bitches!

magentis

Dem lads has da small willies thou.

dpofloinn

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Oh yes it is! You've obviously not been hanging around with the right sort of dirty bitches!

True

somefeen

I read a feminist article somewhere that said men need to pee sitting down because equality or something

Letree

Never Never Never

flyingoutside

You can't blast things with piss if you're sitting down.

flyingoutside

flyingoutside wrote: »

You can't blast things with piss if you're sitting down.

That CLEARLY depends on where (or on who) you are sitting

YFlyer

qt3.14 wrote: »

I'd heard a lot of younger Japanese men do it to the extent that men's bathrooms there are being built with less urinals and more cubicles.

South Park have given a good reason why.

thomasm

It surely the way to go in the middle of the night. Saves putting light on and waking yourself up. Other than that be upstanding !

A man peeing sitting down isn't a man.

flyingoutside

[Deleted User] wrote: »

That CLEARLY depends on where (or on who) you are sitting

Touche

hatrickpatrick

I always pee standing up but I always do so in a cubicle as opposed to a urinal.
How so many lads can live without wiping the tip of their weiner after peeing is something I will never understand.

J Mysterio

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not the best thread after loosing my bet

But - I have no mortal recollection of ever having pee'd standing up.

Don't think I've ever done it.

... ok....

J Mysterio

flyingoutside wrote: »

You can't blast things with piss if you're sitting down.

Haha

OneArt

I love sitting down for a slash. Utter relaxation as I empty myself, nothing more satisfying. Except maybe a big dump.

That being said, I'd only sit down on my own loo and if I'm not in a hurry and/or lazy. Like in the morning when you're still half-asleep.

Urinals freak me out though... I don't care what people say, I'm not pissing in front of strangers if I can help it.

tampopo

thomasm wrote: »

It surely the way to go in the middle of the night. Saves putting light on and waking yourself up. Other than that be upstanding !

and a heated toilet seat FTW...

Pwindedd

I'm lucky enough to live with a sitting-pisser. Toilet seat is always down, and there is no spillage in the immediate vicinity. His reasoning is why stand to do something when you can sit?

UCDVet

If there is a urinal - I'll use it. But if I'm at home - sitting makes a lot more sense. Even if you don't miss, you'll get splashes of piss and toilet water everywhere.

Antar Bolaeisk

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I always pee standing up but I always do so in a cubicle as opposed to a urinal.
How so many lads can live without wiping the tip of their weiner after peeing is something I will never understand.

Leaving Cert Biology Teacher wrote:

No matter how much you wriggle and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants

Some of the guys over here use stones for this with the stone then deposited in the urinal, the stone size being a message to the next guy.

Skatedude

need both hands free to play angry birds

PizzamanIRL

I sit because I'm sick of fork streams getting piss all over the seat and floor

Potatoeman

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I always pee standing up but I always do so in a cubicle as opposed to a urinal.
How so many lads can live without wiping the tip of their weiner after peeing is something I will never understand.

I dont use urinals. We had a long one in secondry school and people thought it was funny as hell to trip and push people using it. Ever since seeing this I still avoid them. One unlucky guy landed in it up to his elbow.

anncoates

Potatoeman wrote: »

I dont use urinals. We had a long one in secondry school and people thought it was funny as hell to trip and push people using it. Ever since seeing this I still avoid them..

You probably need to try and get past this.

BBDBB

if it prevents you walking out of the toilet with a splashback map of the greek islands steaming against your inner thigh Im all for it

Axel Lamp

I do it regularly and it has it benefits:

• More time for Angry Birds,
• less time at desk in work
• relaxation, and
• the occasion often develops into a full on poo.

it's a win-win

jester77

adult diapers ftw

hollster2

Axel Lamp wrote: »

I do it regularly and it has it benefits:

• More time for Angry Birds,
• less time at desk in work
• relaxation, and
• the occasion often develops into a full on poo.

it's a win-win

Came for a nose here and that made me spit out my tea lol:pac:

Gael23

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I sit because I'm sick of fork streams getting piss all over the seat and floor

That is annoying 😄 I sitll stand most of the time except when I need a dump too.

Hoop66

Better a seated piss than a standing shite.

john the one

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

How so many lads can live without wiping the tip of their weiner after peeing is something I will never understand.

No. That's weird. Way weird

J Mysterio

J Mysterio wrote: »

... ok....

..... yes .....

Seriously?

Personally I'll take a standing piss before sitting on toilet because
a) its less hassle and
b) I don't have to worry about the potential filth of the toilet seat.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who lifts the seat with their foot to avoid contact with it.

ratmouse

Seriously? wrote: »

Personally I'll take a standing piss before sitting on toilet because
a) its less hassle and
b) I don't have to worry about the potential filth of the toilet seat.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who lifts the seat with their foot to avoid contact with it.

But then your footwear would be contaminated.