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dancing with a girl

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    #32
    illdoit2morrow
    Registered Users Posts: 745 ✭✭✭illdoit2morrow


    Pull up a chair and start stuffing notes in her knickers.


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    #33
    superfurry1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    Don't attempt to spin or do a two handed overhead spin as you will do it wrong and try to break her arms unless you are from foreign landia, Damn you slick Rick!


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    #34
    D-FENS
    Registered Users Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    Possibly the first "slow set" i danced to was when I was 13 and it was at my sister's wedding, with one of her friends, she must have been in her early 20's.

    All good, clean, honest fun for a photo opportunity of course, but I pulled a boner, oh did I pull a boner.

    Hard to conceal in a pair of slacks with the shirt tucked in, let me tell you.


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    #35
    superfurry1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    D-FENS wrote: »
    Possibly the first "slow set" i danced to was when I was 13 and it was at my sister's wedding, with one of her friends, she must have been in her early 20's.

    All good, clean, honest fun for a photo opportunity of course, but I pulled a boner, oh did I pull a boner.

    Hard to conceal in a pair of slacks with the shirt tucked in, let me tell you.

    Did you not try and stand it up?😀


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    #36
    Chemical Byrne
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Chemical Byrne


    e) drop the paw,
    f) lob the gob,
    g) lob it in, boss
    h) all of the above


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    #37
    Cheese Wagstaff
    Registered Users Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Cheese Wagstaff


    Lean in close to her, and then whisper the following:

    "Can I take some of your earwax? I want to add it to the shrine."


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    #38
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Do the drunken Giraffe!!!


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    #39
    Reebrock
    Registered Users Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Reebrock


    Moonwalk the **** away.


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    #40
    pedatron
    Registered Users Posts: 868 ✭✭✭pedatron


    I'm mad to know was Dartsplayer actually out last night and looking for advice!


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