dancing with a girl

dartsplayer

so you've been talking to a girl the whole night. she invites you to dance do you
A) dance like someone who just don't care?
dance close to her?
C) grab her arse?

Sheep Lover

D) Do the 'helicopter'

Señor Fancy Pants

D) Ask her will she shift your friend.

antodeco

Sheep Lover wrote: »

D) Do the 'helicopter'

Pfft, Dutch rudder FTW

Anesthetize

dartsplayer wrote: »

so you've been talking to a girl the whole night. she invites you to dance do you
A) dance like someone who just don't care?
dance close to her?
C) grab her arse?

First A, then B... and then finally C

toastedpickles

In the words of a wise old man

"A little from column a, A little from column b!"

Dance like there's nobody watching.

tommyboy2222

Slow dance with her pressing your erection against her leg to show that your like her.

AnonoBoy

Don't forget when you bring her home explain your lack of furniture by saying that you're waiting on a shipment from Switzerland and get angry that the maid hasn't cleaned the turd stains from your toilet bowl.

She'll think you're a hot shot and will dance with you again in the future no doubt.

Nodin

dartsplayer wrote: »

so you've been talking to a girl the whole night. she invites you to dance do you
A) dance like someone who just don't care?
dance close to her?
C) grab her arse?

D) forget (a) through (c) and concentrate on not standing on her feet too often.

anncoates

Under no circumstances attempt to put her in the corner.

dartsplayer

thats good advice just tried "A" with a little of "B" didnt work out got put in friendzone

Nodin

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

Slow dance with her pressing your erection against her leg to show that your like her.

Very important that - shows sincerity, and they like that kind of thing.

dartsplayer

also when you reach "B" do you touch her e.g. holding hands etc

PizzamanIRL

All of the above.

Mr. Incognito

Say, what?

I look fat in these pants?

castletownman

Attempt an epic knee slide across the dancefloor and end up pulling a hammy and burning a hole in my chinos

Senna

D) Ask her if she wants to do the horizontal dance

The Th!ng

Hump her good leg.

Meangadh

Do people still ask each other out to dance???

smash

Meangadh wrote: »

Do people still ask each other out to dance???

It's a trap... But it's more polite than asking her out straight for a ride.

MadsL

E. Take off your shoes and slide across the dance floor

suicide_circus

Meangadh wrote: »

Do people still ask each other out to dance???

Would you dance...if I asked you to dance?

Stinjy

suicide_circus wrote: »

Would you dance...if I asked you to dance?

Would you run
And never look back? - sorry couldn't resist...

Question was the OP posting in real time from a club?

Grab All Association

Random off topic (slightly) Watching Bonanza earlier on YouTube. One of the comments there had me busting out laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUwXx5dgW4g

Dancing is for sissies. Now Chess that's a man hobby/sport or Buckaroo.

DoYouEvenLift

D) Wake up

Break into my best Capoeira moves until I end up kicking her in the head.

I tend to avoid dance floors

Dravokivich

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

Slow dance with her pressing your erection against her leg to show that your like her.

You'd probably want to make sure that is her leg first.

Teyla Emmagan

From reading this thread you could surmise that the reproduction rate of AH is probably lower than that of the general population.

Dravokivich

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

From reading this thread you could surmise that the reproduction rate of AH is probably lower than that of the general population.

Dunno about that, As far as I know a handful of the folks who replied so far have kids.

padd b1975

Try not to trip over the pile of hand bags.