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Nazi Super Cows

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    #32
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    pmasterson95 wrote: »
    Your brain coming to this conclusion is both brilliant and terrifying....

    You have NO idea! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #33
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    I don't care what political persuasion cows follow or how placid or aggressive they are as long as my weekly streak, mince and roast still appear in the butchers.


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    #34
    humanji
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    whisky_galore wrote: »
    Not all sausages are pork, y'know

    Some are made of horse.


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    #35
    jimgoose
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    humanji wrote: »
    Some are made of horse.

    Beef sausages are fit for the gods. Puuure daycint bah. :cool:


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    #36
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Henry Sidney wrote: »
    Well i certainly did nazi that coming, anne frankly i'm amused.

    Ugh.


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    #37
    Graces7
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    humanji wrote: »
    Some are made of horse.

    Neiiiiigh lad;)


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    #38
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    The farmer had to get rid of his Nazi cows because they were Goering the staff :p


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    #39
    Egginacup
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    The Master Race of Cows:

    Dairyans :p


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    #40
    BeerWolf
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    Henry Sidney wrote: »
    Well i certainly did nazi that coming, anne frankly i'm amused.

    Urgh... feels like you collaborated with the OP to post that joke immediate after thread was created... :pac:


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    #41
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,452 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Urgh... feels like you collaborated with the OP to post that joke immediate after thread was created... :pac:

    Quislings....


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    #42
    GAAman
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    So that's how the cows got smart...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI


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    #43
    Aglomerado
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    Would you have Vichyssoise as a starter before eating a Nazi steak?


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    #44
    darkdubh
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    Theyre fine beasts.I'd like to get one as a pet.Can ride it like a bronco while waving a stetson and shouting Yee Haa and have it pulling sulkys down motorways like the travellers do.


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    #45
    jimgoose
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Would you have Vichyssoise as a starter before eating a Nazi steak?

    You would wear a peaked cap with an Iron Eagle and SS flashes on it, and a monocle that glinted menacingly, throwing the livid old dueling-scar under your right eye into sharp relief. The standard maneuver is to remove one leather glove and slap the meat, then bark "So Herr Oberst, it seems ze shoe is now on what you English are calling the other boot, hein? Now you vill be eaten!!" :D


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    #46
    PopePalpatine
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    I have no idea why, but now I'm thinking of that opening scene in Inglourious Basterds with the farmer. :o


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    #47
    crockholm
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    The last true aurochs died out in Poland in the 1500s.The lasceaux Cave paintings include Aurochs among the fauna depicted.So in light of this,is it time to give the Nazis a break,maybe they weren't so bad after all.In fact,they now look more akin to modern day eco-warriors with interests in saving animals,saving native breeds and fighting against overpopulation (of certain people,anyway).


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    #48
    RDM_83 again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    crockholm wrote: »
    The last true aurochs died out in Poland in the 1500s.The lasceaux Cave paintings include Aurochs among the fauna depicted.So in light of this,is it time to give the Nazis a break,maybe they weren't so bad after all.

    I don't think the breeding program was actually started by them anyway, they are a noteworthy and worthwhile endevour I think personally, while they might not be genetically identical to the original Aurochs they can be used to emulate the effects of one of Europes mega-fauna in terms of habitat.


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    #49
    Tinder Surprise
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    ...or a Nurem-Burger....

    that's just not reich


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