Nazi Super Cows

jonon9

Mmmmmm Nazi sausages!

Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/farmer-forced-to-destroy-herd-of-nazi-super-cows-after-they-try-to-kill-staff-30885348.html

Henry Sidney

Well i certainly did nazi that coming, anne frankly i'm amused.

kneemos

Everything Nazi is bloody evil looking.

cml387

The whole story is bullocks as far as I can see.

Hande hoche!

Sure half the scientists involved went on to work for the Yanks.

jiltloop

Cow sausages!? hmmm.....

pmasterson95

**** the article are they available to buy here?

whisky_galore

jiltloop wrote: »

Cow sausages!? hmmm.....

Not all sausages are pork, y'know, though Irish people could be forgiven for thinking that.

wilhelm roentgen

jiltloop wrote: »

Cow sausages!? hmmm.....

Would you Goebbel them up?

RobertKK

There was a program about them on the Discovery or National Geographic channels. It was about the ones who survive in the wild in some national park.

He had to kill them, but there are some cattle that would rather kill you before you kill them.
A Hereford cow tried to kill my mother but we had a great cattle dog which came to her rescue, the cow knocked her to the ground and was pucking her.
My father was charged by a bull that was being moved on a relation's farm, broke a number of ribs after he had sent him flying through the air, the bull was being moved indoors before he became beef burgers.

So the Nazi cattle deserved what they got.

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RobertKK wrote: »

there are some cattle that would rather kill you before you kill them.

Wouldn't everthing? It sounds like these nazi cows had the right idea - strike first.
They had that farmers number and he knew it.

jonon9

What I cant understand is were these breed of cows still bred since WWII?

Buford T. Justice XIX

jonon9 wrote: »

What I cant understand is were these breed of cows still bred since WWII?

They were kept on a wildlife park and basically left alone since the war.

But you would have to question the mentality of someone breeding animals to be dangerous and then letting them keep their horns to ensure they are lethal.

Graces7

RobertKK wrote: »

There was a program about them on the Discovery or National Geographic channels. It was about the ones who survive in the wild in some national park.

He had to kill them, but there are some cattle that would rather kill you before you kill them.
A Hereford cow tried to kill my mother but we had a great cattle dog which came to her rescue, the cow knocked her to the ground and was pucking her.
My father was charged by a bull that was being moved on a relation's farm, broke a number of ribs after he had sent him flying through the air, the bull was being moved indoors before he became beef burgers.

So the Nazi cattle deserved what they got.

Some of a neighbours cows got into my landlords land and they were wild ones... Usually I will sort trespassers but called in the professionals that day

Dyr

A Bovine Panzer Division

jimgoose

Can I just take this opportunity to point out that "Jimgoose And His Nazi Super-Cows" would be a superb name for a TechnoFolkSwing outfit? :cool:

whisky_galore

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

They were kept on a wildlife park and basically left alone since the war.

But you would have to question the mentality of someone breeding animals to be dangerous and then letting them keep their horns to ensure they are lethal.

They were trying to back-breed modern cattle to obtain an extinct Auroch.

Dyr

Perhaps he just did'nt give them enough room...

skooterblue2

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Sure half the scientists involved went on to work for the Yanks.

Can you please find a book hitlers gift? 1,500 scientist from all over eastern Europe fled to the states. There they were given sanctuary and 15 went on to win the Nobel prize....All leaders in their field.

Buford T. Justice XIX

whisky_galore wrote: »

They were trying to back-breed modern cattle to obtain an extinct Auroch.

Yeah, but they wanted them to be ferocious so they added in 'spanish fighting cattle to give them the shape and ferocity they wanted'.

Thats just mad, Ted.

Aglomerado

I've a hunger on me now for a Beef Swas-Tikka Masala...

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I've a hunger on me now for a Beef Swas-Tikka Masala...

NnnnnnggggYAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! :pac::pac::pac:

Aglomerado

...or a Nurem-Burger....

frash

udder nonsense

whisky_galore

kneemos wrote: »

Everything Nazi is bloody evil looking.

Including this...?



http://expatmart.co.kr/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/img_2110.jpg?ckattempt=1

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

...or a Nurem-Burger....

<THUD> :pac:

Graces7

My landlord gave me two large sirloin steaks for Christmas Nice man! Must be at least 20 years since I had steak

jimgoose

Graces7 wrote: »

My landlord gave me two large sirloin steaks for Christmas Nice man! Must be at least 20 years since I had steak

That only counts in this thread if he was dressed as Herr Flick from 'Allo 'Allo while he gave them.

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

That only counts in this thread if he was dressed as Herr Flick from 'Allo 'Allo while he gave them.

Yeah what did he do with the leftovers after his coat was made?

The_Valeyard

I did Nazi this thread coming.

pmasterson95

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just take this opportunity to point out that "Jimgoose And His Nazi Super-Cows" would be a superb name for a TechnoFolkSwing outfit? :cool:

Your brain coming to this conclusion is both brilliant and terrifying....

jimgoose

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Your brain coming to this conclusion is both brilliant and terrifying....

You have NO idea! :pac::pac::pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I don't care what political persuasion cows follow or how placid or aggressive they are as long as my weekly streak, mince and roast still appear in the butchers.

humanji

whisky_galore wrote: »

Not all sausages are pork, y'know

Some are made of horse.

jimgoose

humanji wrote: »

Some are made of horse.

Beef sausages are fit for the gods. Puuure daycint bah. :cool:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Well i certainly did nazi that coming, anne frankly i'm amused.

Ugh.

Graces7

humanji wrote: »

Some are made of horse.

Neiiiiigh lad;)

Egginacup

The farmer had to get rid of his Nazi cows because they were Goering the staff

Egginacup

The Master Race of Cows:

Dairyans

BeerWolf

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Well i certainly did nazi that coming, anne frankly i'm amused.

Urgh... feels like you collaborated with the OP to post that joke immediate after thread was created... :pac:

Hande hoche!

BeerWolf wrote: »

Urgh... feels like you collaborated with the OP to post that joke immediate after thread was created... :pac:

Quislings....

GAAman

So that's how the cows got smart...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Aglomerado

Would you have Vichyssoise as a starter before eating a Nazi steak?

darkdubh

Theyre fine beasts.I'd like to get one as a pet.Can ride it like a bronco while waving a stetson and shouting Yee Haa and have it pulling sulkys down motorways like the travellers do.

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Would you have Vichyssoise as a starter before eating a Nazi steak?

You would wear a peaked cap with an Iron Eagle and SS flashes on it, and a monocle that glinted menacingly, throwing the livid old dueling-scar under your right eye into sharp relief. The standard maneuver is to remove one leather glove and slap the meat, then bark "So Herr Oberst, it seems ze shoe is now on what you English are calling the other boot, hein? Now you vill be eaten!!"

PopePalpatine

I have no idea why, but now I'm thinking of that opening scene in Inglourious Basterds with the farmer.

crockholm

The last true aurochs died out in Poland in the 1500s.The lasceaux Cave paintings include Aurochs among the fauna depicted.So in light of this,is it time to give the Nazis a break,maybe they weren't so bad after all.In fact,they now look more akin to modern day eco-warriors with interests in saving animals,saving native breeds and fighting against overpopulation (of certain people,anyway).

RDM_83 again

crockholm wrote: »

The last true aurochs died out in Poland in the 1500s.The lasceaux Cave paintings include Aurochs among the fauna depicted.So in light of this,is it time to give the Nazis a break,maybe they weren't so bad after all.

I don't think the breeding program was actually started by them anyway, they are a noteworthy and worthwhile endevour I think personally, while they might not be genetically identical to the original Aurochs they can be used to emulate the effects of one of Europes mega-fauna in terms of habitat.

Tinder Surprise

Aglomerado wrote: »

...or a Nurem-Burger....

that's just not reich