Ass pinching in nightclubs

Lucifer MorningStar · 02-01-2015 10:26am #1

Has it happened to you ?

Had my arse pinched the last night in a nightclub. Why do people do this ? is it a sign they want to mate with that person ? help me out AH

stimpson · 02-01-2015 10:27am

Feckers will rob anything.

Did you check adverts to see if they are trying to offload it?

MarkR · 02-01-2015 10:30am

Maybe it was your grandmother, and she thought your arse looked like your face?

BoJack Horseman · 02-01-2015 10:31am

Who pinches backsides?
Its so old fashioned

Groping backsides is where its at.

Lucifer MorningStar · 02-01-2015 10:33am

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Who pinches backsides?
Its so old fashioned

Groping backsides is where its at.

Drunk women and men

Mickey H · 02-01-2015 10:37am

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Drunk women and men

Maybe you have a nice ass?

Lucifer MorningStar · 02-01-2015 10:39am

Mickey H wrote: »

Maybe you have a nice ass?

But I don't squat brah :pac:

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 10:41am

I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

As me grandfather used to say; "Treat them mean, and keep them keen".

The Peanut · 02-01-2015 10:42am

There is a required protocol OP if this happens again.

Lady pinches your ass, return compliment by playfully squeezing her left boob. If she really likes you, she may clatter your face. You're pretty much in at this stage.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 10:59am

You could also respont to an ass pinch by feeding the pony.

King George VI · 02-01-2015 11:06am

It's a mating call, OP. The potential male will scour the scene for ripe, healthy female mates with firm hind quarters. When he spots one, the male will fend of competing males to assert his dominance as alpha male by starting on anyone "who goes near her... SHE'S MINE!!". He will then grab the derriere of his intended mate, signalling his intent to mount her. If unsuccessful the female will usually strike the male in the face with her paw or throw a drink on him while screaming "PERVERT!" in order to signal to other females in the pride that this male is not to be trusted. If successful the female will turn and smile while whipping her hair back and forth.

The two will then proceed to the bar to knock back a few tequilas or jagerbombs. After some blurry mating dances by both parties the two make their way back to female's shared apartment to complete the mating ritual. The male climbs on top of the female and injects his seed into her egg sack located on her lower abdomen and they both shriek. The male, at this point exhausted, lights up a cigarette. The female, having completed her part of the rutual, eats the male. Ritual complete.

So in short OP, he grabbed your ass because he probably wants to die. It's standard stuff really.

matt-dublin · 02-01-2015 11:09am

Checking to see what pocket your wallet is in for lifting later!

Birneybau · 02-01-2015 11:16am

JapaneseLove wrote: »

I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

As me grandfather used to say; "Treat them mean, and keep them keen".

Don't think you understand that expression.

Mr. CooL ICE · 02-01-2015 11:22am

Last time I had my ass pinched, I was in the middle a marathon. She pinched my ass, shouted, "you've got a lovely bum" and ran off. She saw me limping along with injuries and knew I wouldn't be able to catch up.

bb1234567 · 02-01-2015 11:27am

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Has it happened to you ?

Had my arse pinched the last night in a nightclub. Why do people do this ? is it a sign they want to mate with that person ? help me out AH

Doesn't mean anything, they're just drunk assholes. Wouldn't read into it too much

fryup · 02-01-2015 11:36am

JapaneseLove wrote: »

I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

bb1234567 · 02-01-2015 11:40am

fryup wrote: »

and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

i think he was joking lol

Mr_Muffin · 02-01-2015 12:40pm

If a man pinched my woman's ass i destroy him. Unless he was bigger than me than i would just bow my head in shame and cry.

Idjit · 02-01-2015 1:02pm

Happened to me on New Years. He was surrounded by his drunk and aggressive mates. Made me so angry and upset because it's too scary to say anything to a big group of drunk men but it just wasn't right.

I wont imagine you'll get much sympathy in AH though OP, but it does happen to people and I think the folk who do it are right scum.

Son Of A Vidic · 02-01-2015 1:23pm

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

But I don't squat brah :pac:

Squatting on bras is great crack altogether, you should try it sometime.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 2:30pm

fryup wrote: »

and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 2:31pm

bb1234567 wrote: »

i think he was joking lol

No definatly not

RDM_83 again · 02-01-2015 2:48pm

Fecking middle aged women used to be the bane of my life when I was younger

Looking back on it, it is actually a bit creepy since it stopped happening once I got a bit older and more confident

strobe · 02-01-2015 3:08pm

I think it's incredibly rude and impolite, but I do think people go a bit overboard about it to.

ElvisChrist6 · 02-01-2015 3:25pm

It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning in a different way to when men do it: in my experience, when men do it, they're treating you like a piece of meat, but when women do it they're treating you like a piece of shít.

Venus In Furs · 02-01-2015 3:26pm

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning

Horrid c*nts.

I think nightclubs and bars that are similar to them are awful places. Quieter places seem to have nicer people.

Saipanne · 02-01-2015 3:27pm

Its rude if you don't follow it up with a wink, and a firm open-hand smack on her behind.

ahnowbrowncow · 02-01-2015 3:31pm

I hope you reported this to the gardai, it is considered to be a sexual assault by the people who believe in the 1 in 4 statistic.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 3:33pm

strobe wrote: »

I think it's incredibly rude and impolite, but I do think people go a bit overboard about it to.

Its only rude if she slaps u in the face. Its fine if she smiles back.

Penny Tration · 02-01-2015 3:36pm

JapaneseLove wrote: »

Its only rude if she slaps u in the face. Its fine if she smiles back.

Nope. A man who is twice the size of a woman (which is accurate enough as you say you're 6'7 and 18 stone) pinching her ass, is scummy.

Here's an idea - don't touch women inappropriately.

Idjit · 02-01-2015 3:48pm

JapaneseLove wrote: »

Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.

So you are 6f 7in and you think it's ok to grab women's backsides because you know their boyfriend's wont be able to fight you? I hope you're trolling right now because you sound like a frightening person to come across in real life.

Saipanne · 02-01-2015 3:48pm

Jesus, people are being trolled to within an inch of their lives here.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 3:50pm

Jingle_Balls wrote: »

Nope. A man who is twice the size of a woman (which is accurate enough as you say you're 6'7 and 18 stone) pinching her ass, is scummy.

Here's an idea - don't touch women inappropriately.

Like i said its only inappropriate if she dosent like it. Redden her arse.:):):mad:

Idjit · 02-01-2015 3:51pm

Saipanne wrote: »

Jesus, people are being trolled to within an inch of their lives here.

It's hard to tell the difference sometimes between trolls and people who are actually like this, considering there's enough people actually like this in real life.

JohnDaniels · 02-01-2015 4:01pm

Use to work in a nightclub collecting glasses when I was around 15. You couldn't move in the place some nights. Talk about kid in a candy shop. Having to squeeze through a couple of girls who knows where a wandering hand would brush up against, all just to grab that one empty glass. It was tough work but someone had to do it. The funny thing was that even if a girl was annoyed, when they turned and seen this kid staring back all innocent they would just ended up breaking up laughing.

riffmongous · 02-01-2015 4:11pm

JapaneseLove wrote: »

Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.

Maybe he'll just glass you from behind then

Saipanne · 02-01-2015 4:21pm

Shame on you all. The most obvious wind up ever, and you're all flapping around the place.

RDM_83 again · 02-01-2015 4:29pm

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning in a different way to when men do it: in my experience, when men do it, they're treating you like a piece of meat, but when women do it they're treating you like a piece of shít.

+1

I definitely think its an age thing though rather than looks IMO, I look very different to when i was younger (so much so my ID is sometimes not believed) but from what I've been told and my interactions with people I definitely don't look worse.

What I never got about it myself is that the women who do it were never actually at all attractive themselves, I wonder if the same holds true for the men or is it a bit more mixed

bb1234567 · 02-01-2015 5:09pm

RDM_83 again wrote: »

+1

I definitely think its an age thing though rather than looks IMO, I look very different to when i was younger (so much so my ID is sometimes not believed) but from what I've been told and my interactions with people I definitely don't look worse.

What I never got about it myself is that the women who do it were never actually at all attractive themselves, I wonder if the same holds true for the men or is it a bit more mixed

Their personalities make them ugly anyway so

RDM_83 again · 02-01-2015 5:15pm

bb1234567 wrote: »

Their personalities make them ugly anyway so

I remember there was a thread on this before and that was the same answer, its true of course but not really what I mean simply talking about the physical attractiveness (obviously if somebody is a dick its going to make them unappealing but it doesn't really change how good looking they are)

Saipanne · 02-01-2015 5:15pm

I've had women pinch my arse in a "hey there" fashion. Alas, they are never hotties. In fact, I can remember one who was pretty much trying to molest me on the dance floor!

That said, there is definitely a double standard there. Women can pinch all they want, and its just a bit of fun. Strange.

jimthemental · 02-01-2015 5:27pm

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning in a different way to when men do it: in my experience, when men do it, they're treating you like a piece of meat, but when women do it they're treating you like a piece of shít.

Ya, I had this myself when I worked in bars in the past. Horrendous double standard.

RDM_83 again · 02-01-2015 5:34pm

jimthemental wrote: »

Ya, I had this myself when I worked in bars in the past. Horrendous double standard.

I suppose the difference is the perceived threat, like its definitely a double standard in terms of respectable behavior but as a guy I've never felt physically intimidated by a women* or been told all my life I have to watch out for "dangerous" women.

* I do know a few girls that would be stronger than me and I'm fairly certain many women that had done a bit of martial arts/boxing could probably kick the head of me but its about how you perceive it.

bb1234567 · 02-01-2015 5:36pm

RDM_83 again wrote: »

I suppose the difference is the perceived threat, like its definitely a double standard in terms of respectable behavior but as a guy I've never felt physically intimidated by a women* or been told all my life I have to watch out for "dangerous" women.

* I do know a few girls that would be stronger than me and I'm fairly certain many women that had done a bit of martial arts/boxing could probably kick the head of me but its about how you perceive it.

Girls who could beat up the average male, without seriously injuring themselves in the process, are in a very small minority. Women who are that strong, and go around with the intention of attacking males are an even smaller, in fact almost non existent minority. Thats why theres a double standard, 99% of women aren't a 'threat' to men.
Whereas the vast majority of men could over power the average woman, and you have a lot more men around looking to attack women than the other way around.

fryup · 02-01-2015 5:37pm

fryup wrote: »

one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

JapaneseLove wrote: »

Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.

in yours dreams

jimthemental · 02-01-2015 5:44pm

RDM_83 again wrote: »

I suppose the difference is the perceived threat, like its definitely a double standard in terms of respectable behavior but as a guy I've never felt physically intimidated by a women* or been told all my life I have to watch out for "dangerous" women.

* I do know a few girls that would be stronger than me and I'm fairly certain many women that had done a bit of martial arts/boxing could probably kick the head of me but its about how you perceive it.

I know what you mean and I should've addressed that in my post, but, women can be just as dangerous as lads with a few pints. Closest I got to injury while bar tending is when a girl threw an empty pint glass at my head when I was turned around to the till. Barely saw it in the mirror and got out of the way.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 5:45pm

fryup wrote: »

in yours dreams

More like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Khali

Venus In Furs · 02-01-2015 5:46pm

I don't think it's ok or just a bit of fun for anyone to pinch/grab a stranger's ass. What do people think of the below post? I don't think it's ok just because he was 15.

JohnDaniels wrote: »

Use to work in a nightclub collecting glasses when I was around 15. You couldn't move in the place some nights. Talk about kid in a candy shop. Having to squeeze through a couple of girls who knows where a wandering hand would brush up against, all just to grab that one empty glass. It was tough work but someone had to do it. The funny thing was that even if a girl was annoyed, when they turned and seen this kid staring back all innocent they would just ended up breaking up laughing.

RDM_83 again wrote: »

What I never got about it myself is that the women who do it were never actually at all attractive themselves, I wonder if the same holds true for the men or is it a bit more mixed

Of course it can be the case that men who aren't that attractive pinch women's bums and cat-call at them. I don't understand why this is of concern though? It doesn't matter how they look. Being good-looking doesn't make it "better" or give them more of a "licence" or whatever.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 5:47pm

Saipanne wrote: »

Jesus, people are being trolled to within an inch of their lives here.

No here is a person who knows what they r talkin about.

JapaneseLove · 02-01-2015 5:48pm

Jade182 wrote: »

So you are 6f 7in and you think it's ok to grab women's backsides because you know their boyfriend's wont be able to fight you? I hope you're trolling right now because you sound like a frightening person to come across in real life.

Strange, u sound like alot of people i have met!! Have u been talkin to them???

RDM_83 again · 02-01-2015 5:56pm

I'm more talking about how threat is perceived, as you say say a woman can injure a guy pretty easily but as men/boys we don't have the idea built up that we have to be afraid of women.

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Of course it can be the case that men who aren't that attractive pinch women's bums and cat-call at them. I don't understand why this is of concern though? It doesn't matter how they look. Being good-looking doesn't make it "better" or give them more of a "licence" or whatever.

I'm not saying its any better but its just from my experience and anecdotally the woman that do it would not be physically attractive at all where as from what I see/hear the lads who get up to that craic are a much more mixed bag including sporty people and so on.
Like its all basically a form of bullying but I'm wondering if its just me seeing that phenomenon or is it a real difference?

Ass pinching in nightclubs

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