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Ass pinching in nightclubs

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  • 02-01-2015 11:26am
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    Lucifer MorningStar
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    Has it happened to you ?

    Had my arse pinched the last night in a nightclub. Why do people do this ? is it a sign they want to mate with that person ? help me out AH


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    #2
    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,815 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Feckers will rob anything.

    Did you check adverts to see if they are trying to offload it?


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Maybe it was your grandmother, and she thought your arse looked like your face?


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    BoJack Horseman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    Who pinches backsides?
    Its so old fashioned

    Groping backsides is where its at.


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    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    BoJack Horseman wrote: »
    Who pinches backsides?
    Its so old fashioned

    Groping backsides is where its at.

    Drunk women and men


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    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Drunk women and men

    Maybe you have a nice ass? :D


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    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Maybe you have a nice ass? :D

    But I don't squat brah :pac:


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    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

    As me grandfather used to say; "Treat them mean, and keep them keen".


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    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    There is a required protocol OP if this happens again.

    Lady pinches your ass, return compliment by playfully squeezing her left boob. If she really likes you, she may clatter your face. You're pretty much in at this stage.


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    #10
    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    You could also respont to an ass pinch by feeding the pony.


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    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    It's a mating call, OP. The potential male will scour the scene for ripe, healthy female mates with firm hind quarters. When he spots one, the male will fend of competing males to assert his dominance as alpha male by starting on anyone "who goes near her... SHE'S MINE!!". He will then grab the derriere of his intended mate, signalling his intent to mount her. If unsuccessful the female will usually strike the male in the face with her paw or throw a drink on him while screaming "PERVERT!" in order to signal to other females in the pride that this male is not to be trusted. If successful the female will turn and smile while whipping her hair back and forth.

    The two will then proceed to the bar to knock back a few tequilas or jagerbombs. After some blurry mating dances by both parties the two make their way back to female's shared apartment to complete the mating ritual. The male climbs on top of the female and injects his seed into her egg sack located on her lower abdomen and they both shriek. The male, at this point exhausted, lights up a cigarette. The female, having completed her part of the rutual, eats the male. Ritual complete.

    So in short OP, he grabbed your ass because he probably wants to die. It's standard stuff really.


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    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    Checking to see what pocket your wallet is in for lifting later!


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    Birneybau
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    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

    As me grandfather used to say; "Treat them mean, and keep them keen".

    Don't think you understand that expression.


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    Mr. CooL ICE
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    Last time I had my ass pinched, I was in the middle a marathon. She pinched my ass, shouted, "you've got a lovely bum" and ran off. She saw me limping along with injuries and knew I wouldn't be able to catch up.


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    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,494 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Has it happened to you ?

    Had my arse pinched the last night in a nightclub. Why do people do this ? is it a sign they want to mate with that person ? help me out AH

    Doesn't mean anything, they're just drunk assholes. Wouldn't read into it too much


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    fryup
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    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    I do grab random womens ass's in nightclube and they dont seem to mind. Great icebreaker if u want to start a conversation.

    and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

    one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend


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    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,494 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    fryup wrote: »
    and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

    one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

    i think he was joking lol


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    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    If a man pinched my woman's ass i destroy him. Unless he was bigger than me than i would just bow my head in shame and cry.


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    Idjit
    Registered Users Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Idjit


    Happened to me on New Years. He was surrounded by his drunk and aggressive mates. Made me so angry and upset because it's too scary to say anything to a big group of drunk men but it just wasn't right.

    I wont imagine you'll get much sympathy in AH though OP, but it does happen to people and I think the folk who do it are right scum.


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    But I don't squat brah :pac:

    Squatting on bras is great crack altogether, you should try it sometime.


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    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    fryup wrote: »
    and thats what you like to think :rolleyes:

    one of these days you're going to be confronted by an angry boyfriend

    Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

    PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.


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    JapaneseLove
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    bb1234567 wrote: »
    i think he was joking lol


    No definatly not


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    #23
    RDM_83 again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Fecking middle aged women used to be the bane of my life when I was younger :(
    Looking back on it, it is actually a bit creepy since it stopped happening once I got a bit older and more confident


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    strobe
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    I think it's incredibly rude and impolite, but I do think people go a bit overboard about it to.


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    ElvisChrist6
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    It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning in a different way to when men do it: in my experience, when men do it, they're treating you like a piece of meat, but when women do it they're treating you like a piece of shít.


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    Venus In Furs
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    ElvisChrist6 wrote: »
    It's happened to me a couple of times, from women. Not in a long time. But they're not doing it in a sexual way; I'm rather quiet and a bit reserved and they do it in a really mocking way. When I turn around, they start laughing with their friends like they're saying "as if". It's very demeaning
    Horrid c*nts.

    I think nightclubs and bars that are similar to them are awful places. Quieter places seem to have nicer people.


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    Saipanne
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    Its rude if you don't follow it up with a wink, and a firm open-hand smack on her behind.


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    ahnowbrowncow
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    I hope you reported this to the gardai, it is considered to be a sexual assault by the people who believe in the 1 in 4 statistic.


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    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    strobe wrote: »
    I think it's incredibly rude and impolite, but I do think people go a bit overboard about it to.

    Its only rude if she slaps u in the face. Its fine if she smiles back.


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    Penny Tration
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    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    Its only rude if she slaps u in the face. Its fine if she smiles back.

    Nope. A man who is twice the size of a woman (which is accurate enough as you say you're 6'7 and 18 stone) pinching her ass, is scummy.

    Here's an idea - don't touch women inappropriately.


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    Idjit
    Registered Users Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Idjit


    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    Wel to be honest if there ever is a boyfriend that can beat me up then i will shake his hand.

    PS: im 6f 7in and weigh 18stone. Good look with that i say.

    So you are 6f 7in and you think it's ok to grab women's backsides because you know their boyfriend's wont be able to fight you? I hope you're trolling right now because you sound like a frightening person to come across in real life.


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