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I'm afraid I'll hurt her.

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    #92
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    I feel bad for laughing, sorry OP! :rolleyes:


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    #93
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    I have a really tight pussy OP. Imagine how sore our sex would be.


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    #94
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    I wasn't sure where to put this. Relationship Issues? Personal issues? Anyway I've decided to leave it here as it gives me a greater audience which will provide me with serious answers with a mix of expected humour, which to be honest I need as this is a sensitive issue which is bothering me.

    Anyway, I've been seeing this girl for a little over two months now. Things are going great. I first met her while I was working, I work in a clothes shop and she was in doing early Xmas buying for her Dad. He's fussy and so I spent quite a will helping her pick out an outfit. Along with this she's the quiet type and rather shy which made the process longer but so be it, we really got on. Anyway, she bought an outfit and that was that. She left and we both got on with our day.

    I thought nothing of her until I was out that night and by chance happened to bump in to her in a late bar. She was with her friends and I with mine. She spotted me and I could see that she recognised me so I went over for a chat. We got on great, had a few drinks, had a kiss, exchanged numbers and ended up going home separately.

    As that might signal things have been going very slow, which I don't mind at all. She "doesn't want to rush things". I'm perfect with that.

    However, our last couple of meetings at my house we've come very close to having sex. I've always found an excuse not to. Why? As the title says I'm afraid of hurting her. My penis is very VERY large and I'm almost certain she won't be able to handle it. It will be physically overwhelming for her but if keep avoiding making love to her will this not hurt her more, mentally?

    Any advice/opinions, etc... would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

    Have you ever heard of a carrot peeler?

    Buy one and get paring before the pairing.


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    #95
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Smidge wrote: »
    I think the OP is taking the mickey.

    Or most likely just lacking some.


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    #96
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I have a really tight pussy OP. Imagine how sore our sex would be.

    PM sent.


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    #97
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Mickey H wrote: »
    PM sent.
    How big is it?


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    #98
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    How big is it?

    Put it this way. The H in his name stands for 'humongous'


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    #99
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    How big is it?

    About 6.....words.


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    #100
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I have a really tight pussy OP. Imagine how sore our sex would be.

    Pm'd


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    #101
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Mickey H wrote: »
    PM sent.

    ****e, beaten to it :(
    But I bet have a smaller dick than you( cause wemans love the small ones) :)


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    #102
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Egginacup wrote: »
    Have you ever heard of a carrot peeler?

    Buy one and get paring before the pairing.

    Never before have I read something and felt physical pain.


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    #103
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Just googled dvdm

    snort


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    #104
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I have a really tight pussy OP. Imagine how sore our sex would be.

    Apt username and all :P

    x


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    #105
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    I have a really tight pussy OP. Imagine how sore our sex would be.

    PMSL....


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    #106
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Plough away OP... plough away


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    #107
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    Apt username and all :P

    x

    Ditto, but small, eh.
    Lol


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    #108
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    How big is it?

    It is thick like can of pepsi


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    #109
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    It is thick like can of pepsi
    Like the ones you get on an airplane.


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    #110
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Just googled dvdm

    snort

    DVDA is funnier. :P


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    #111
    pug_in_tophat
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭pug_in_tophat


    Aw, man. I thought this was real. It sounded so sweet and then ....uh no.


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    #112
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Gigidy Gigidy


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    #113
    AdFundum
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭AdFundum


    Ever heard of the confirmation bias? What you think is a bratwurst is probably just a chickadee!


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    #114
    GavRedKing
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    8/10

    Would read again.


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    #115
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    I have an approximately average sized penis.

    I think I am the first man ever to admit this.


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    #116
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    OP and his girlfriend?


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    #117
    Mena
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    This you too op or you just doing a copy/paste job here?

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165734261


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    #118
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    Mena wrote: »
    This you too op or you just doing a copy/paste job here?

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165734261

    ️Genuinely, no, that isn't me. How did you come across this if you don't mind me asking. I don't understand why someone would post this in a bodybuilding forum? Seems a bit strange. Copy and paste job.


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    #119
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    It would seem that someone with the username 'OMARSCOMING' on 'Bodybuilding.com' has taken a liking to my situation and for some reason has used it for his/her own personal reasons. Why? I do not no.

    However, if you could please remove it it would be greatly appreciated as it bothers me to be honest.


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    #120
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    As Roy Chubby Brown said, unless your prick is 12 pounds 7 ounces, you've no fcuking chance of hurting her.


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    #121
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Mena wrote: »
    This you too op or you just doing a copy/paste job here?

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165734261

    Good work, Mena. It seems that the thread on bodybuilding predates the one in AH. If I'm not mistaken, there was a user of the same name on boards, but he was sitebanned for trolling.


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