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I'm afraid I'll hurt her.

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    #32
    not yet
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    You do realise a woman can throw out a 8lb child handy yeah...

    and you think an 8incher will hurt her ha ha..


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    #33
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,629 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Venus In Furs wrote: »
    I don't know that it's a schoolkid thing. I know someone who was in that exact situation in their mid-late 20s.

    I told you that in confidence. :mad:


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    #34
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You are definitely in the wrong forum.....but before the piss takers get in my advice would be that you can be intimate together without having full sex. Just talk it thru with her. If she is ok to go slow etc then she could be a keeper for you.

    Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!


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    #35
    suicide_circus
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    sabat wrote: »
    Yeah, when you're doing push-ups.

    Push-ups is my nickname for your mum


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    #36
    Meangadh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    In all fairness, whether you're joking here or not- she's built to be able to fit a baby coming out of there. I'm sure she can manage your penis.


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    #37
    Fr_Dougal
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    DVDM93 wrote: »
    Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!

    I've read some of your other posts. I'd suggest posting in Creative Writing.


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    #38
    garp
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭garp


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

    AH answer - we're gonna want to see pics....

    Oh Christ no we dont.... :eek:













    Well just one. ok.


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    #39
    The Th!ng
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    Don't worry about it, her dick is probably bigger than yours anyway.


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    #40
    Smidge
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    DVDM93 wrote: »
    Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!

    Bwahahahaha :D


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    #41
    Meangadh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to.

    I really don't think bestiality is the answer, OP.


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    #42
    Cantremember
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    michael999999 wrote: »
    Is your name Terence?

    Heh. You haven't forgotten Terence and the Tool of Terror.


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    #43
    Shrap
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    not yet wrote: »
    You do realise a woman can throw out a 8lb child handy yeah...

    and you think an 8incher will hurt her ha ha..

    Yeah, I was about to say similar. 8lb 7oz on the first, 7lb 8oz on the second, ya could back a bus up there and not touch the sides hon. Length on the other hand....really depends on how fast you drive the bus, as the garage walls won't necessarily take it well. A gentle bump is best till you work out the manoeuvring area. Go back until you hear glass.


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    #44
    Into The Blue
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    Large compared to what?


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    #45
    PizzamanIRL
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    Into The Blue wrote: »
    Large compared to what?

    His little finger.


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    #46
    Letree
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    Into The Blue wrote: »
    Large compared to what?

    His thumb


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    #47
    Tail Docker
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    Have you considered asking this in Motors OP - it might just be a case of using the right lubricant?.


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    #48
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    Liv Tight Jig wrote: »
    The best advice, if you want genuine advice is to get this post moved to PI/RI .

    You'll only get smart answers in this forum.

    Thank you. It would seems so anyway. A mix of genuine answers (thank you) along with some good humorous ones (expected and I have laughed to be fair)

    However there's an element of jealousy with one or two posts which puzzles me. The plethora of manhood I have between my legs genuinely gets me down, no not weighs me down before the smart arses get in. It bothers me, I really like this girl and want things to be perfect.


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    #49
    deco nate
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    Foreplay op, Foreplay...


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    #50
    EoghanIRL
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    Inb4 thread locked


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    #51
    smcgiff
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    DVDM93 wrote: »
    Thank you. It would seems so anyway. A mix of genuine answers (thank you) along with some good humorous ones (expected and I have laughed to be fair)

    However there's an element of jealousy with one or two posts which puzzles me. The plethora of manhood I have between my legs genuinely gets me down, no not weighs me down before the smart arses get in. It bothers me, I really like this girl and want things to be perfect.

    Marry her. No sex then, sorted.


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    #52
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    deco nate wrote: »
    Foreplay op, Foreplay...

    Yeah fair play OP you have quite an imagination.


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    #53
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    So answer the question, how big is your dick?


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    #54
    Hooked
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    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    Inb4 thread locked

    inb4 the OP... :)


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    #55
    lulu1
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    I think you are making the whole up


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    #56
    DVDM93
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭DVDM93


    christy02 wrote: »
    Have you previously broke up other women with your massive schlong? Rips n tears or just stretching?

    To be honest no, I've had sexual partners throw pet names at it casually like "The Wheelchair Prescriber" and "Mount Loa" but I assumed this was the norm. Fore play or sex speech or whatever you may call it.


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    #57
    suicide_circus
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    DVDM93 wrote: »
    To be honest no, I've had sexual partners throw pet names at it casually like "The Wheelchair Prescriber" and "Mount Loa" but I assumed this was the norm. Fore play or sex speech or whatever you may call it.
    I gave a sex speech once, there wasn't a dry seat in the house


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    #58
    Shrap
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    DVDM93 wrote: »
    To be honest no, I've had sexual partners throw pet names at it casually like "The Wheelchair Prescriber" and "Mount Loa" but I assumed this was the norm. Fore play or sex speech or whatever you may call it.

    What makes you think this girl will be put off by your god-like proportions OP?


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    #59
    PizzamanIRL
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    lulu1 wrote: »
    I think you are making the whole up

    He never mentioned her hole. It could be incapable of managing it though.


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    #60
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Is this what was meant by GRITH?


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    #61
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    Thank you. It would seems so anyway. A mix of genuine answers (thank you) along with some good humorous ones (expected and I have laughed to be fair)

    However there's an element of jealousy with one or two posts which puzzles me. The plethora of manhood I have between my legs genuinely gets me down, no not weighs me down before the smart arses get in. It bothers me, I really like this girl and want things to be perfect.

    Serious note op.........

    This is typical Irish begrudgery for you.
    Jealousy is all that it it, nothing more. And I can completely understand it getting you down being so gifted in the manhood department and being mocked for it.
    I suggest you call anyone out on it OP and for good measure give them a clatter of your massive shclong around the chops. They wont be so quick to mock again OP.


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