Why are you online on Christmas Day?

Nomis21 · 25-12-2014 5:55pm

There is even less worthwhile to be doing on this day than most other days, thats why I'm on here!

braddun · 25-12-2014 5:56pm

my girlfriend is a sex addict and I need a rest

have to update my facebook status

to merry

25-12-2014 5:57pm

Perfect day to go for a drink. Is Ireland the only country with this archaic law on pubs?

FloatingVoter · 25-12-2014 5:58pm

braddun wrote: »

my girlfriend is a sex addict and I need a rest

have to update my facebook status

to merry

...send her over to me. In the spirit of Christmas and all that.

lazeedaisy · 25-12-2014 6:02pm

Fed, watered, nothing on T.V.

Is it ilegal or do you only have to have nothing better to do? Or be ill?

Hmmmmm........

You obviously need to get a life....

Absoluvely · 25-12-2014 6:08pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I dreamed that two mods came round my house to infract me (on Christmas), so I'm here looking for the!m.

Perhaps your dream was inspired by this post, which I notice you thanked last year

Absoluvely wrote: »

I've received 93 infractions for exaggerating and one time three moderators called to my house to warn me to stop making up stupid stories.

josip · 25-12-2014 6:10pm

Coz I'm in a country where Christmas Day isn't until the 7th of January. So I'm skiing today.

Wailin · 25-12-2014 6:10pm

Cos I'm in f*cking work :mad:

Slicemeister · 25-12-2014 6:12pm

Bored of me tits. Haven't been this chilled in a long time though.

25-12-2014 8:15pm

I drove from Naas to Finglas and back today. Bloody Christmas day drivers!
Loads of L drivers, behind one merging onto M50. They managed to get up to 60kph as they merged into M50, then immediately moved into the middle lane forcing me to undertake. Then on N7 cars speeding along at 150kph. Inside lane totally empty. A few cars who seemed to think they were supposed to keep 2 wheels on the white lines and 1 car that was trying so hard to keep to the speed limit, her brake lights were like hazard lights, they were coming on so often, even though no cars in front of her.
Must have let all the crazies behind the wheel today.

Cantremember · 25-12-2014 8:22pm

:DBecause Christmas Day is a day where I will do what I want. Like most days!

Fresh Pots · 25-12-2014 8:23pm

I'm on every day, why would today be any different.

eviltwin · 25-12-2014 8:25pm

Cause I am stuffed, bored and too lazy to do anything productive.

AgileMyth · 25-12-2014 8:46pm

Im on a split shift and waiting to go back to work..

Areyouwell · 25-12-2014 10:01pm

braddun wrote: »

my girlfriend is a sex addict and I need a rest

Girlfriend? Is this the new nickname for your hand?.....:pac:

Kintarō Hattori · 25-12-2014 10:03pm

I'm in Poland with nothing else to do. They all feck off to bed ridiculously early here. Back home tomorrow though so woo hoo.

bodhrandude · 25-12-2014 10:19pm

Because I'm staring at my laptop???

My sister was watching that Midwife programme on BBC, I think it should be retitled the Ghhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggh Programme.

KungPao · 25-12-2014 10:38pm

d-don wrote: »

I'm waiting for the rest of the house to wake up its 07:52 in brazil and the family here don't do chrimbo

Here too, chief. Whereabouts are you?

FloatingVoter · 25-12-2014 10:41pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I drove from Naas to Finglas and back today. Bloody Christmas day drivers!
Loads of L drivers, behind one merging onto M50. They managed to get up to 60kph as they merged into M50, then immediately moved into the middle lane forcing me to undertake. Then on N7 cars speeding along at 150kph. Inside lane totally empty. A few cars who seemed to think they were supposed to keep 2 wheels on the white lines and 1 car that was trying so hard to keep to the speed limit, her brake lights were like hazard lights, they were coming on so often, even though no cars in front of her.
Must have let all the crazies behind the wheel today.

Please stop auditioning for AA Roadwatch, You know the terns of your barring order.