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Phrases we'll never use again

  • 15-12-2014 12:29pm
    #1
    filbert the fox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    Was thinking -in these rapidly changing times we'll never hear the likes of e.g.

    "what's the Videoplus code for that?"

    over to you..


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  • #2
    180567
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭180567


    "Smoking or non-smoking ?" (when checking in for a flight)


  • #3
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Water is free and soap is cheap, my mam always said that


  • #4
    lord lucan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭lord lucan


    "did you tape programme xxxxx?"


  • #5
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.


  • #6
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    smcgiff wrote: »
    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.

    unless it's for a soft drink


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  • #7
    SoapMcTavish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭SoapMcTavish


    " did you tape the film ?"

    "pay the bus conductor"


  • #8
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "coming right up on Sky Sports Super Sunday, we'll have Andy Gray's analysis"


  • #9
    Lucena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    smcgiff wrote: »
    "That'll be €5," said the templebar publican.

    You've been following the Wetherspoons threads, haven't you? ;)


  • #10
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Lucena wrote: »
    You've been following the Wetherspoons threads, haven't you? ;)

    No, just a past frequenter.


  • #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Jim fixed it for me".


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  • #12
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    "As safe as houses."

    "it could happen to a bishop" ... It certainly can.


  • #13
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    go on , give us a call on 01-8118055

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #14
    filbert the fox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    Send a stamped addressed envelope to......


  • #15
    filbert the fox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    where's the Tippex?


  • #16
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,815 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Those lads are a right shower of Balubas.


  • #17
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Make sure you rewind it before you bring it back to Xtravision...

    What level of snake are you on?


  • #18
    anonyanony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭anonyanony


    "Catch a ****** by the toe"

    When playing tag


  • #19
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    filbert the fox wrote: »
    where's the Tippex?

    Jaysus, a fella in the office was looking for some this morning

    21/25



  • #20
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    'Is there a payphone near here?"


  • #21
    Sheldons Brain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭Sheldons Brain


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    'Is there a payphone near here?"

    press Button A


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  • #22
    man_no_plan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    ..answers on a postcard please!


  • #23
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    At the signal, it will be 11, 18 and zero seconds


  • #24
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Doubleu, doubleu, doubleu, dot


  • #25
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,608 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    "I'll drive, I've only had a few."

    "Take the phone off the hook"

    "What's on the other channel"

    "Give us the arse of that" (to a fellow teenage smoker)

    "I got it with milk tokens"

    "Shush, it's the Angelus"


  • #26
    man_no_plan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    Put 50 pence in the meter (electricity)


  • #27
    vektarman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭vektarman


    "I'm going out for a spin on my velocipede".


  • #28
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    "Two little boys had two little toys.."


  • #29
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,815 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    'Stick a few sods of turf on the fire, Bridie.'


  • #30
    Deep Thought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    silverharp wrote: »
    go on , give us a call on 01-8118055

    wow....Loved that programme,

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



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  • #31
    Deep Thought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    butts on ya... (when someone eating an apple)

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • #32
    Deep Thought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    meet UCC at eight o clock

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • #33
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Deep Thought wrote: »
    butts on ya... (when someone eating an apple)

    :confused:

    Liverpool are the champions of England!






    Liverpool fan :(


  • #34
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    silverharp wrote: »
    go on , give us a call on 01-8118055

    is it worrying that i remember what that number is from?


  • #35
    Lucena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    Beano wrote: »
    is it worrying that i remember what that number is from?

    What is it from?


  • #36
    Inspector Dhar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭Inspector Dhar


    filbert the fox wrote: »
    where's the Tippex?
    A bit off-topic, but many years ago, I worked with a Tim-Nice-But-Dim. He had joined Weight Watchers and was delighted with his progress. A colleague one day waved a bottle of Tippex at him, and asked him had he got any thinner. Poor ole Tim proceeded to announce that he had lost 4 and a half pounds that week, and he got a gold star as 'Slimmer of the Week'. My how we laughed.:D


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  • #37
    superfurry1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    Oh me name is Joe Mcdonnell. Pity wont stop Delaney from being a Sap.


  • #38
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Lucena wrote: »
    What is it from?

    Swop Shop. With Noel Edmonds.


  • #39
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Inspector Dhar wrote: »
    A bit off-topic, but many years ago, I worked with a Tim-Nice-But-Dim. He had joined Weight Watchers and was delighted with his progress. A colleague one day waved a bottle of Tippex at him, and asked him had he got any thinner. Poor ole Tim proceeded to announce that he had lost 4 and a half pounds that week, and he got a gold star as 'Slimmer of the Week'. My how we laughed.:D

    i dont get that. at all.


  • #40
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    "I'd like to send a telegram"
    "It doesn't just make calls, it makes texts too"
    "Put a coat hanger in the back of it"


  • #41
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Do you Take Butter Vouchers ?
    Grand Give us Ten Major so

    21/25



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  • #42
    vektarman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭vektarman


    Inspector Dhar wrote: »
    A bit off-topic, but many years ago, I worked with a Tim-Nice-But-Dim. He had joined Weight Watchers and was delighted with his progress. A colleague one day waved a bottle of Tippex at him, and asked him had he got any thinner. Poor ole Tim proceeded to announce that he had lost 4 and a half pounds that week, and he got a gold star as 'Slimmer of the Week'. My how we laughed.:D
    Beano wrote: »
    i dont get that. at all.

    Probably a reference to tippex as (a) thinner.


  • #43
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Get off that internet, I need to make a phone call!


  • #44
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Greenmachine wrote: »
    "I'd like to send a telegram"
    "It doesn't just make calls, it makes texts too"
    "Put a coat hanger in the back of it"

    Telegrams being read out as part of the wedding speeches.


  • #45
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    vektarman wrote: »
    Probably a reference to tippex as (a) thinner.

    You could/can get something called Tippex thinner- it thinned out the original fat blob of Tippex you poured out onto your original mistake and made it, erm, thinner:P


  • #46
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Telegrams being read out as part of the wedding speeches.

    My only knowledge of telegrams, apart from knowing of their existence is that my parent had kept the telegrams from their wedding.


  • #47
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,237 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    "Shur you can have a shower at my place".
    "You can use my washing machine".
    "Do you want ice?".


  • #48
    Inspector Dhar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭Inspector Dhar


    vektarman wrote: »
    Probably a reference to tippex as (a) thinner.
    Tippex used to get very thick and gloopy and eventually cement-like. The cure was Tippex Thinner- almost like nail-varnish remover. Sheesh.. talk about my funny little anecdote falling flat on it's poor little face...:cool:


  • #49
    filbert the fox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    "unsinkable"

    "... the war to end all wars"

    " I'll have Matchbox car no. 57"

    "gis a twopenny wafer"

    "..eh The Sunday Trib, the News of the World and The Metro Herald"(after tomorrow)


  • #50
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    oh no, is metro herald on the way out? will save me having to say "no thanks" every morning to the lad that gives it out at my train station


  • #51
    Beano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭Beano


    Inspector Dhar wrote: »
    Tippex used to get very thick and gloopy and eventually cement-like. The cure was Tippex Thinner- almost like nail-varnish remover. Sheesh.. talk about my funny little anecdote falling flat on it's poor little face...:cool:

    sorry about that. just blame it on old age


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