Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

bjork

dan1895 wrote: »

I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive

I like big butt and I can't deny

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Inform everyone! I'm departing before midnight!

Alice Cooper - ??

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

Alice Cooper - ??

Ceadaoin cracked it a few posts back,it's New York,New York! :-)

bjork

They blew up a man who is known as the chicken man in Philadelphia last night

His residence was also blown up
Down on the promenade they getting ready for a brawl
See what bad lads to do
They are coming in buses from out of state
The cops need back up

efb

dan1895 wrote: »

I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive

baby got back

bjork

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

bjork

I attempt
O divine being I attempt

A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
for my destination
Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

Yo bro What's happening?

_Whimsical_

bjork wrote: »

I attempt
O divine being I attempt

A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
for my destination
Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

Yo bro What's happening?

What's going on - 4 non blondes

MelanieC

Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)

_Whimsical_

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)

Just thought I'd throw a few out there :pac:

bjork

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

bjork wrote: »

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

The Backwards Man

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

_Whimsical_

bjork wrote: »

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?

MelanieC

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

Stuck in the Middle with You - Steelers Wheel

_Whimsical_

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

I know this, but the name evades me!
Frustration

bjork

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?

Yep and I've just realized the "cocktail bar song" is not the same tune

MelanieC

Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?

The foundations - Build me up buttercup

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

The foundations - Build me up buttercup

Correct!

The Backwards Man

Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
My mammy swayed in my cot
In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from

bjork

It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco

Okie from Muskogee

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
My mammy swayed in my cot
In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from

Cotton Fields - Elton John



Mammys cooking pie in the kitchen
Daddys out the back giving out I'm unemployed
I packed and got out of here
and got a job with a large car manufacture

MelanieC

You almost caused me to lose my mind while you didn't feel any sorrow at all...

bjork

I'm going to ascend
Using a compass I will find my location

I'm going to ascend
Turn incorrect actions in to a valuable commodity

dan1895

One, two, three, fourteen!

Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines

wilddarts

dan1895 wrote: »

One, two, three, fourteen!

Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines

U2 Vertigo

Ghost Buster

Howaya Howaya Howaya Howaya howaya howaya almost first orgasm

ratmouse

Any takers?

I was in receipt of something from you that I comprehended. You bestowed upon me affection right into the centre of one of my limbs. I am unable to speak to you of my emotions. My blood pumping organ could be compared to what some might say is the world's best invention