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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • #602
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    dan1895 wrote: »
    I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive
    I like big butt and I can't deny


  • #603
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Inform everyone! I'm departing before midnight!

    Alice Cooper - ??


  • #604
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    bjork wrote: »
    Alice Cooper - ??

    Ceadaoin cracked it a few posts back,it's New York,New York! :-)


  • #605
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    They blew up a man who is known as the chicken man in Philadelphia last night

    His residence was also blown up
    Down on the promenade they getting ready for a brawl
    See what bad lads to do
    They are coming in buses from out of state
    The cops need back up


  • #606
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    dan1895 wrote: »
    I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive

    baby got back


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  • #607
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
    Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?


  • #608
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    I attempt
    O divine being I attempt

    A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
    for my destination
    Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
    Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

    Yo bro What's happening?


  • #609
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,998 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    bjork wrote: »
    I attempt
    O divine being I attempt

    A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
    for my destination
    Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
    Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

    Yo bro What's happening?

    What's going on - 4 non blondes


  • #610
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)


  • #611
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,998 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you


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  • #612
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)

    :) Just thought I'd throw a few out there :pac:


  • #613
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

    bjork wrote: »
    Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
    Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?


    :)


  • #614
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

    Don't you want me baby?

    Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
    Everything is not as it seems, I sense


  • #615
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,998 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    bjork wrote: »
    Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
    Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

    Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?


  • #616
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Don't you want me baby?

    Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
    Everything is not as it seems, I sense

    Stuck in the Middle with You - Steelers Wheel


  • #617
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,998 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Don't you want me baby?

    Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
    Everything is not as it seems, I sense

    I know this, but the name evades me!
    Frustration :)


  • #618
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?

    Yep and I've just realized the "cocktail bar song" is not the same tune :)


  • #619
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?


  • #620
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?

    The foundations - Build me up buttercup


  • #621
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    bjork wrote: »
    The foundations - Build me up buttercup

    Correct!


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  • #622
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
    My mammy swayed in my cot
    In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from


  • #623
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
    Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
    We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco


  • #624
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bjork wrote: »
    It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
    Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
    We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco

    Okie from Muskogee :)


  • #625
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
    My mammy swayed in my cot
    In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from

    Cotton Fields - Elton John



    Mammys cooking pie in the kitchen
    Daddys out the back giving out I'm unemployed
    I packed and got out of here
    and got a job with a large car manufacture


  • #626
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    You almost caused me to lose my mind while you didn't feel any sorrow at all...


  • #627
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    I'm going to ascend
    Using a compass I will find my location

    I'm going to ascend
    Turn incorrect actions in to a valuable commodity


  • #628
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    One, two, three, fourteen!

    Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines


  • #629
    wilddarts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭wilddarts


    dan1895 wrote: »
    One, two, three, fourteen!

    Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines

    U2 Vertigo


  • #630
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Howaya Howaya Howaya Howaya howaya howaya almost first orgasm


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  • #631
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Any takers?

    I was in receipt of something from you that I comprehended. You bestowed upon me affection right into the centre of one of my limbs. I am unable to speak to you of my emotions. My blood pumping organ could be compared to what some might say is the world's best invention


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