Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Which extentions??? Get easilocks!!

My hair is fine so I dont want anything bonded or permanent, I prefer clip ins. What are easilocks? Careful in case we annoy Eisie talking about girly stuff again

Frigga_92

When a poster doesn't quote a post properly and it's all over the place.

The stupid Haribo ads with the adults and the child voice overs :mad: So fúcking irritating.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ugh on the train going to dublin for a massage and some shopping. Sitting across from nausea city. The mother keeps trying to eat the child with kisses, like literally, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. All over his face. Constantly. Then she's all like "oh Dylan, what do you want to do when we get to dublin? Would you like to take a nap or maybe go get some food?" Lady - why are you asking a child what he wants to do? He's about three years old.

What you could to do is pipe with "Oh, you are not taking him to Dublin, are you? Did you not read the Sunday World? Oh, god, don't mind me, I have said too much already....." and just leave it at that.:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My hair is super fine too (and is so fine that clumps of it was falling out, probably from malnutrition cause all my calories were coming from alcohol) and I got those in just for thickness and my own hair was completely undamaged when removed, they use little copper locks that can be released easily enough. Found them amazing. Then I did the ice bucket challenge where my brother and his friend dumped a wheelie bin full of water on me and that made them fall out

I got 18inch ones as my hair is very long and I just wanted volume, the hair is reuseable for up to 9 months, but now my hair is way too long and the length I got is much too short in my hair so until I get my hair cut I can't put them back in.

MsBubbles

ARRRRRGGGHHH ! Vent alert. I emailed Sil the set menu it's €30 a head for 3 courses the reply Oh that's very expensive'
Can't we go to Sunday Lunch instead cos it's cheaper ? and the boys will be bored. The 'boys' are 17 and 13. Both have smart phones I'm sure they could snapchat to their heart's contest for an hour

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

ARRRRRGGGHHH ! Vent alert. I emailed Sil the set menu it's €30 a head for 3 courses the reply Oh that's very expensive'
Can't we go to Sunday Lunch instead cos it's cheaper ? and the boys will be bored. The 'boys' are 17 and 13. Both have smart phones I'm sure they could snapchat to their heart's contest for an hour

Tell them that you don't mind them booking the lunch menu for themselves

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Tell them that you don't mind them booking the lunch menu for themselves

MsBubbles and her family will likely end up in KFC if that option is offered.

MsBubbles

ONW I offered the suggestion of joining us before or after the meal for a drink.
Now I'm done. They can F R O .

Trigger LOL ! They wouldn't spend that much

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

MsBubbles and her family will likely end up in KFC if that option is offered.

Well, I meant "for themselves" as in the SIL and her offspring.

MsBubbles

ONW that's the other idea that came into my head they could bring MiL for lunch seperately.

It's not my SiL it's her asshat tightfisted rude cunnox of a husband

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW that's the other idea that came into my head they could bring MiL for lunch seperately.

It's not my SiL it's her asshat tightfisted rude cunnox of a husband

Is he the fella that's loaded but wouldn't spend Christmas? I hate half-educated Clever Eejits like that! :pac:

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW that's the other idea that came into my head they could bring MiL for lunch seperately.

It's not my SiL it's her asshat tightfisted rude cunnox of a husband

Only this morning did it dawn on me what two words this is a hybrid of! :P

MsBubbles

Jim no. The reason things are tight is the kids go to a fee paying school and things are tight due to school fees and the fact freelance work has dried up

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim no. The reason things are tight is the kids go to a fee paying school and things are tight due to school fees and the fact freelance work has dried up

Ah. Father was in the City and Mother won the Derby. :pac::pac::pac:

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Only this morning did it dawn on me what two words this is a hybrid of! :P

Trying to figure out what that word means is going to TA me for the rest of the evening!

dressyourface

People eating bananas on public transport.

Girls doing their makeup in the morning on public transport.

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Trying to figure out what that word means is going to TA me for the rest of the evening!

It is a portmanteau of "Ox" and a popular but extremely rude word for ladies ladyparts. I believe it is originally Australian, and its foremost exponent is a certain Fred Gassit: philosopher, raconteur, dingo and biker icon. Example: "Charfuggerloognat, cunnox? That's my Shiela. 'Sorf!!"

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Trying to figure out what that word means is going to TA me for the rest of the evening!

Er...really?

(c*nt + b*llox) - (t) - (b) - (0) - 2(l) = oh wtf?? Wait,why does cunnox have two n's?? Now I am really annoyed!

MsBubbles

ONW Ladies bits plus boys bits that's what I thought it was too

Menas

Thanks everyone. I now know what it means. I must be way too innocent to have worked it out on my own!

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW Ladies bits plus boys bits that's what I thought it was too

Me too...well thats very TAing:mad::pac:

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Only this morning did it dawn on me what two words this is a hybrid of! :P

So much better that bollunt:D

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So much better that bollunt:D

I like fannox:D

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

I like fannox:D

Or Hoo-ocks

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Or Hoo-ocks

I personally am rather a fan of "Twunt".

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

I personally am rather a fan of "Twunt".

But that sounds like a plural, i.e "A brace of twunt"

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 a brace of twunts a hat trick of hoo ocks

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So much better that bollunt:D

Willox?

OldNotWIse

Oh wait that's boy bit plus boy bit isn't it.

A homo slip....oops

OldNotWIse

Have you been to the isle of vaginox? It's located near the isle of cunrick