Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

News readers saying "Brishish" instead of British.

Why are skangers always frowning when on the phone? Always....

Rubberlegs

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Fri 6th = this Friday. 13th = next Friday. But that just what I'm used to.

I actually do think that because most others would say it the way you say it, that I am the one being confusing. I am far too arsey and stubborn to change the way I say it though:). I do find it particularly confusing though when someone says "next Friday" on a Sunday, and they don't mean the Friday in 5 days , but rather the one in 12 days time !

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

News readers saying "Brishish" instead of British.

They're half-educated gowls who think they sound all Mid-Atlantic and hep-to-the-groove, whereas in fact they sound like half-educated gowls.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Why are skangers always frowning when on the phone? Always....

They don't know any nice people, so anytime they're on the phone they're quite angry. I've noticed that too. :pac:

MsBubbles

jimgoose Gordee is the one that drives me nuts when I hear it on the news

yeppydeppy

effin' banks and politicians neither listen nor care about the people they deal with.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People. Fed up of ****ing people. Egomaniacs who have to come and **** all over me with their "your days of doing what you like are well over now. Pull yourself together". Are you for ****ing real? Pull myself together?? I do what I like?? Who the **** turns around and says that to somebody? Throwing my fathers death back in my face at every given oppertunity. "Oh Ya done what ya liked when he was around but that's finished now". Swear to god if I had more money in my running away fund that's exactly what Id be doing: running away.

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose Gordee is the one that drives me nuts when I hear it on the news

And there was me wondering who the uck was "Jimgoose Gordee" and what did he do on ya?:D

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People. Fed up of ****ing people. Egomaniacs who have to come and **** all over me with their "your days of doing what you like are well over now. Pull yourself together"...

Sounds like that "jimgoose Gordee" bollix. He has a bit of a Hitler complex.

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 lol ! In the same news bulletin the young lady said Gordee, River Thayaims and Gwanya.

jimgoose yer the baws mon so ya are

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

eisenberg1 lol ! In the same news bulletin the young lady said Gordee, River Thayaims and Gwanya.

"River Thayaims"?? Is she from the Appalachian Mountains, wearing dungarees and a straw hat, and currently using the family tooth?? :pac:

MsBubbles

Jim nope she's Irish she meant the River Thames

One eyed Jack

eisenberg1 wrote: »

And there was me wondering who the uck was "Jimgoose Gordee" and what did he do on ya?:D

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

selous

Was it me or was the thread getting like an episode of loose women there for a while????
Dresses
undies
vibrators (3 for £50, and a yolk that looked like a hand blender)

But YES to the tttay booze cruise...

MsBubbles

selous lol ! Woo hoo another boobie for the titty cruise

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

eisenberg1 lol ! In the same news bulletin the young lady said Gordee, River Thayaims and Gwanya.

Any relation of the infamous "it" girl, Gwanya Goode-Thing?

selous

And now i'm getting bloody asos add's popping up with a long black dress and flipping knickers on my lap-top, hope that other link doesn't show up, erk!!

jimgoose

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

eisenberg1

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

I saw a program where he got very shirty with a large scouse guy (he looked like he bit the heads off chickens for a laugh). Anyway, scouse guy gets fed up with bullyboy Ramsay and he throws a few fcuks back, and was quite ready to stick a head on him, Ramsay near sh1t hisself, and says "There is no need for the bad language".

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

Love Hugh, and love Richard.
Richard is such a bon vivant, i bet you wouldnt leave his table until you were heaving with food. He seems so lusty and hearty

One eyed Jack

jimgoose wrote: »

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

Can't argue with that jim






(It's food jim, but not as we know it )


I almost resisted!

Hugo Stiglitz

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I saw a program where he got very shirty with a large scouse guy (he looked like he bit the heads off chickens for a laugh). Anyway, scouse guy gets fed up with bullyboy Ramsay and he throws a few fcuks back, and was quite ready to stick a head on him, Ramsay near sh1t hisself, and says "There is no need for the bad language".

I'd love to see a clip of that!

One eyed Jack

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

I'd love to see a clip of that!

It was on one of his Kitchen Nightmare shows, I nearly fell about the place thinking "pot, meet kettle!" :pac:

redfacedbear

I have a cold, my boss is being an irritating pr1ck and I'm in such a foul humour that I can't read a single thread (other than this one) without wanting to reach into the computer and slap a few heads - and I've got asos blinking ads at me too now - gah!

But titty booze cruise? Yeah, I'm on.

selous

Just reading back thru todays rants, sorry tittys, oops tttay's the little princess car signs in cars, seen one today at 11.30 barely visible in rear window cause the dumb driver was driving with all the windows frosted over and a scratching in the windscreen trying to peek thru, didn't mind hitting someone else's little princess due to her laziness, c'mon 11.30 whats the excuse?

whiskeyman

selous wrote: »

Just reading back thru todays rants, sorry tittys, oops tttay's the little princess car signs in cars, seen one today at 11.30 barely visible in rear window cause the dumb driver was driving with all the windows frosted over and a scratching in the windscreen trying to peek thru, didn't mind hitting someone else's little princess due to her laziness, c'mon 11.30 whats the excuse?

she might have seen this!
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/watch-woman-run-over-by-her-own-mini-during-horrific-carjacking-30964038.html

Maximus Alexander

I must say I rather like Gordon Ramsay, but I will never understand why he needs to get his arse out in every episode of Hotel Hell.

selous

whiskeyman wrote: »

she might have seen this!
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/watch-woman-run-over-by-her-own-mini-during-horrific-carjacking-30964038.html

WOW,
some guy on another thread here had his car nicked while defrosting it, insurance company wouldn't cover it, as it was left alone with the keys in it.

whiskeyman

selous wrote: »

WOW,
some guy on another thread here had his car nicked while defrosting it, insurance company wouldn't cover it, as it was left alone with the keys in it.

yep, it's unreal!
I'm surprised the amount of people who don't understand how opportunists work though!
The amount of people I see walking with their wallet on their hands... mobile phone out in front of them, almost waiting to be robbed.... and they act surprised when it gets swiped from their hands?
Same thing with people leaving doors open, and like this woman above. I heard at least 5 instances of this happening last week in Dublin alone!
Unfortunately, we cant be too careful these days

One eyed Jack

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I must say I rather like Gordon Ramsay, but I will never understand why he needs to get his arse out in every episode of Hotel Hell.

Same reason he pretends to be coy every time Johnathan Ross makes reference to his baguette sized penis during Ramsay's every appearance on the show.


(which is pretty is pretty damn regular... his appearances on the Johnathan Ross show I mean, not his baguette, that's extra large, apparently, like his head, the one on his shoulders).

selous

In U.K if it happens and you report it, you get a fine from the police too. nice, just to rub salt in your carelessness.