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    #32
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Saps.







    :)


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    #33
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    old_aussie wrote: »
    What a pointless boring thread

    I thought you Aussies were meant to be better craic. :(

    Any day that it ain't me being the drunken menace on boards is a good day. :cool:


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    #34
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Having read this thread I wish I could have gone drinking last night...


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    #35
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    One happy meal too many me thinks.


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    #36
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,044 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Why is this a sticky?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #37
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy


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    #38
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,044 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Sauve wrote: »
    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy

    In the toaster?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #39
    NotCominBack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭NotCominBack


    Nothing worse than a drunkard with a self-help book


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    #40
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    NotCominBack wrote: »
    Nothing worse than a drunkard with a self-help book

    What about agro drunks?


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    #41
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Sauve wrote: »
    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy


    Reminds me of the sticky carpets in a nightclub I was in once, bit of a weird one, I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon trying to walk around the place -

    "One small step for man, one giant leap for *shtick* drunks everywhere"...

    Made myself a Lemsip last night (touch of ye olde man-flu), fell asleep before I'd the chance to drink it, woke up this morning and the cup was empty... :eek:

    I don't remember drinking it :confused:


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    #42
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:


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    #43
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I go down, you're coming with me.

    Breakfast in bed? :D:pac: Yummeeee.

    Let me just do some stretches first.... ;)


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    #44
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Chocolate Lions wrote: »
    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:

    Well aren't you just a ray of fcuking sunshine this morning? :D


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    #45
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,739 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Chocolate Lions wrote: »
    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:

    Back to bed, and try getting out the other side this time :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #46
    Packrat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



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    #47
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,044 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Packrat wrote: »
    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.
    Give me an example of such a siteban please.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #48
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Packrat wrote: »
    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.

    When you return from a siteban, it's always best to keep the aul head down...dun dun dun...


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    #49
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Sauve wrote: »
    Well aren't you just a ray of fcuking sunshine this morning? :D

    You would be too if ya didn't get locked on 2 drinks last night. Let's see if you survive the hangover :-P


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    #50
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    SW wrote: »
    Back to bed, and try getting out the other side this time :P

    I haven't gotten out the first time. It's Sunday ffs. (Getting my coffee doesn't count.)


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've no hangover because I didn't drink last night because I have to run 11 miles now in a minute.

    :smug:


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    #52
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've no hangover because I didn't drink last night because I have to run 11 miles now in a minute.

    :smug:

    And you wonder why I drink? It's so I don't have to run 11 miles.

    I'm the smart one here.


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    #53
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Jaysus, some people are narky fcuks this morning.

    i enjoyed this thread.


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    And you wonder why I drink? It's so I don't have to run 11 miles.

    I'm the smart one here.

    I don't wonder why you drink, no.


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    #55
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    I can't believe I missed this last night!

    Good morning, Sauve! :D


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    #56
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I've no hangover because I didn't drink last night because I have to run 11 miles now in a minute.

    :smug:

    11 miles in a minute? Jasus are you Usain Bolt on speed?


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    #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    11 miles in a minute? Jasus are you Usain Bolt on speed?

    FASTER


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    #58
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    "You are gold" is a polite way of describing someone as dense.


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    #59
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhutIEUq8k


    OP is this you?


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    #60
    Packrat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Give me an example of such a siteban please.

    Hypothetical situation
    TheZohan wrote: »
    When you return from a siteban, it's always best to keep the aul head down...dun dun dun...

    Fail. Never even forum banned.

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



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    #61
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Packrat wrote: »
    Hypothetical situation



    Fail. Never even forum banned.

    How do you know so much about these hypothetical situations if you've never experienced it?


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