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  • 09-11-2014 2:38am
    #1
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭


    Always believe in your gooooal
    Youve got the power to GO. You're indestructibleeee


    The toaster is after frightening the beholyjaysus out of me. I forgot I put bread in it, then it popped. The DRAMA.


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  • #2
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I want some of what you're drinkin tonight.


  • #3
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    ^^^^^^
    Thats nuttin', you shoulda seen when the bag o cat food fell over in my Place earlier!!!! Holla!!!


  • #4
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Don't you ****ing dare tell me what to do at 3 in the morning.


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Fcuk Spandeau Ballet, this is real gold

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY82spVBi8E


  • #6
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,618 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Billy Barry kid.


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  • #7
    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    K...


  • #8
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Thank you for coming home, I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
    I left them here I could have sworn, These are my salad days, slowly being eaten away
    Just another play for today.

    It's your soul not your goal.


  • #9
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    The heat is on, the time is right!


  • #10
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    YOUVE GOT THE TOUCH

    YOUVE GOT THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


    YEAH!



  • #11
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,411 ✭✭✭Dartz


    You are number 6


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  • #12
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Sauve wrote: »
    Always believe in your gooooal
    Youve got the power to GO. You're indestructibleeee


    The toaster is after frightening the beholyjaysus out of me. I forgot I put bread in it, then it popped. The DRAMA.

    How is an empty toaster popping any different to it having bread and popping? :pac:
    Apart from the obvious "i knew i was forgetting something" lol.


  • #13
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Ruu wrote: »
    The heat is on, the time is right!

    Thought that was a line from this

    The heat is on, on the street
    Inside your head, on every beat
    And the beat's so loud, deep inside
    The pressure's high, just to stay alive
    'Cause the heat is on

    Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
    Caught up in the action I've been looking out for you

    And now its in my head!!!


  • #14
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Shut up


  • #15
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    You get back to your shiny new game!!

    :(


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Thought that was a line from this

    The heat is on, on the street
    Inside your head, on every beat
    And the beat's so loud, deep inside
    The pressure's high, just to stay alive
    'Cause the heat is on

    Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
    Caught up in the action I've been looking out for you

    And now its in my head!!!

    You're now playing catch up


  • #17
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    kneemos wrote: »
    Billy Barry kid.

    Billie Barry is dead:(


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm bumping this incase she forgets.

    GOOD MOOOOOORNNIIIIIING SAAAAAAUUUUVE.


  • #19
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm bumping this incase she forgets.

    GOOD MOOOOOORNNIIIIIING SAAAAAAUUUUVE.

    Thread like this deserves to be stickied!


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Thread like this deserves to be stickied!

    If I go down, you're coming with me.


  • #21
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I go down, you're coming with me.

    Be janey, don't get an offer like that every day...


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Be janey, don't get an offer like that every day...

    >.>


  • #23
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    I think the toaster popped after it was used to light a cigarette/spliff and was then forgotten about.
    It happens.


  • #24
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Aww man.
    I only had two bleedin' drinks!

    I MADE THE BBC


  • #25
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Sunday mornings on boards, the weird threads are strewn all over after hours like hungover teenagers on the living room floor after a massive house party.

    Also Im not really supposed to be here so I need to leave without anyone noticing that I only came for a bit of a perv.


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sauve wrote: »
    Aww man.
    I only had two bleedin' drinks!

    You then had four toasts and tea.

    FOUR


  • #27
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    You then had four toasts and tea.

    FOUR

    Exactly. They were meant to cancel out the two drinks. Ohhhhh no they didn't!
    Must've been that aul 'special Guinness' again

    >.>.
    <.<.


  • #28
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    What a pointless boring thread


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sauve wrote: »
    Exactly. They were meant to cancel out the two drinks. Ohhhhh no they didn't!
    Must've been that aul 'special Guinness' again

    >.>.
    <.<.

    There was something special going on alright


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    old_aussie wrote: »
    What a pointless boring thread

    Welcome welcome!

    I see you've come back to have another read of it anyway so hi o/


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  • #31
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    old_aussie wrote: »
    What a pointless boring thread

    Sometimes isn't pointless great craic though?!

    Turn that frown upside down and put on the kettle :)


  • #32
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Saps.







    :)


  • #33
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    old_aussie wrote: »
    What a pointless boring thread

    I thought you Aussies were meant to be better craic. :(

    Any day that it ain't me being the drunken menace on boards is a good day. :cool:


  • #34
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,785 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Having read this thread I wish I could have gone drinking last night...


  • #35
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    One happy meal too many me thinks.


  • #36
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,189 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Why is this a sticky?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #37
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy


  • #38
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,189 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Sauve wrote: »
    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy

    In the toaster?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #39
    NotCominBack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭NotCominBack


    Nothing worse than a drunkard with a self-help book


  • #40
    Soft Falling Rain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Soft Falling Rain


    NotCominBack wrote: »
    Nothing worse than a drunkard with a self-help book

    What about agro drunks?


  • #41
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,518 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Sauve wrote: »
    Cos I spilled a pint into it.
    I sowwwyyyy


    Reminds me of the sticky carpets in a nightclub I was in once, bit of a weird one, I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon trying to walk around the place -

    "One small step for man, one giant leap for *shtick* drunks everywhere"...

    Made myself a Lemsip last night (touch of ye olde man-flu), fell asleep before I'd the chance to drink it, woke up this morning and the cup was empty... :eek:

    I don't remember drinking it :confused:


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  • #42
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:


  • #43
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I go down, you're coming with me.

    Breakfast in bed? :D:pac: Yummeeee.

    Let me just do some stretches first.... ;)


  • #44
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Chocolate Lions wrote: »
    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:

    Well aren't you just a ray of fcuking sunshine this morning? :D


  • #45
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,951 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Chocolate Lions wrote: »
    Mods circle-jerking each other because they're such great craic. 2 whole pints, didn't ya hear. :eek:

    Back to bed, and try getting out the other side this time :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #46
    Packrat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why is this a sticky?

    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



  • #47
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,189 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Packrat wrote: »
    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.
    Give me an example of such a siteban please.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #48
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Packrat wrote: »
    Cos when mods get drunk/take drugs and vomit on the forum it's ok.

    Got a problem with this? Siteban. Just because like.

    When you return from a siteban, it's always best to keep the aul head down...dun dun dun...


  • #49
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Sauve wrote: »
    Well aren't you just a ray of fcuking sunshine this morning? :D

    You would be too if ya didn't get locked on 2 drinks last night. Let's see if you survive the hangover :-P


  • #50
    Chocolate Lions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    SW wrote: »
    Back to bed, and try getting out the other side this time :P

    I haven't gotten out the first time. It's Sunday ffs. (Getting my coffee doesn't count.)


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I've no hangover because I didn't drink last night because I have to run 11 miles now in a minute.

    :smug:


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