So what are you getting for Christmas?

Autonomous

Ah... the first thread...
What your wish this year?

LeBash

A doll, a drum, a kick in the bum and a chase around the table!

Kevin McCloud

Snow, lots of it.

Autonomous

Autonomous wrote: »

Ah... the first thread...
What your wish this year?

Too early, not December yet.

Anyway, my wish is to win the lottery.

Duggy747

Well it's usually a toss-up of getting shower gel or being forgotten about.

Yay

Simonigs1.0

A car from myself to myself.

I gave my girlfriend my old one, thats sorted her out too.

Two birds with the one stone and all that.

Otherwise; books, socks and a shower gel set or five.

HugsiePie

A unicorn

Or a phoinex

I dont mind, Im not picky

Both are more realistic than a dropping 10 pounds :pac: :pac: :pac:

Ruu

Lynx shower pack and socks! \o/

policarp

A Tree. . .:mad:

Captain Chaos

A few days off work thankfully.

ROAAAR

Water charges. Lol

The Strawman Argument

A few dozen unwelcome relatives bearing no gifts.

Possibly car insurance too, that'd be really cool.

policarp

Autonomous wrote: »

Ah... the first thread...
What your wish this year?

What you want?

pharmaton

Captain Chaos wrote: »

A few days off work thankfully.

I've spent the last two Christmases by my self so I plan on working right through the holidays this year if I can. I'm kinda looking forward to getting up and going to work on christmas day. yay.

Macavity.

A turnip.

DamagedTrax

Fat. This christmas i'm getting fat.

Pwindedd

I'll be happy with mild disappointment this year - as oppose to the usual you shouldn't have bothered.

Lapin

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I'll be in Limerick for Christmas this year so most likely, A Subaru, a Honda Civic and a Horse Outside.

HugsiePie

I hate Christmas time

So how about no Christmas

The grinch has invaded

jamo2oo9

Dear Santa, I would like the following things for Christmas

-A bike
-PS4
-World Peace
-Beer
-Sex

From James (aged 29, I still believe).

whatdoicare

I'm having an imagination Christmas this year!

ButtersSuki

A threesome with my missus and her equally attractive best mate.......or some gift vouchers.













Gift vouchers it is then.

McChubbin

I'll getting money towards an Ipod Classic. Download ALL TEH MUSIC!

--LOS--

I asked for colouring pencils and an umbrella before, pheww really putting santy under pressure there. Presumably then I was off to colour in the rain? I imagine a child mcgyver to ask for similar.

Anyone from the country also always get torches for Christmas?

Adamantium

A surface to air missile launcher for next year and a pair of winter binoculars.

The Backwards Man

I asked for a turf spade one year. Santa sent me a right footed one instead of a left footed one. Never forgave the wastard.

KERSPLAT!

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I asked for a turf spade one year. Santa sent me a right footed one instead of a left footed one. Never forgave the wastard.

Could you not use it backwards...?

foggy_lad

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I asked for a turf spade one year. Santa sent me a right footed one instead of a left footed one. Never forgave the wastard.

You know the old saying "God loves a tryer........But Santa hates the cithógs".

Esel

Teeth, front, 2 no.

Wheels, front and back, for last year's bicycle.

Pedals, 2 no. as above.

mikemac1

lump of coal

john why

Hopefully a trip to see a Liverpool match

anncoates

Hai Karate deluxe grooming set.

Sephiroth_dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_7xqqt1Vgs

Captain Chaos

pharmaton wrote: »

I've spent the last two Christmases by my self so I plan on working right through the holidays this year if I can. I'm kinda looking forward to getting up and going to work on christmas day. yay.

I've done that for the past 5 years. Worked right through from the 24th Dec to the 2nd of Jan. No days off all 10-12hr shifts. This is my first year off and I don't know what to do.

Sunnyisland

I probably will get another


Surprise...

MRnotlob606

6 months in prison for selling dodgie boxes.

PizzamanIRL

A voucher for water.

pharmaton

Captain Chaos wrote: »

I've done that for the past 5 years. Worked right through from the 24th Dec to the 2nd of Jan. No days off all 10-12hr shifts. This is my first year off and I don't know what to do.

well I hope you figure something out, I definitely won't be missing spending xmas day on my own! I don't know if they will allow me work but I will volunteer.

Autonomous

Lapin wrote: »

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I'll be in Limerick for Christmas this year so most likely, A Subaru, a Honda Civic and a Horse Outside.

What goes clip, clop, clip, clop, clip....bang? A driveby shooting in Limerick

harry Bailey esq

I get pretty much the same every year usually 2 shower/deodorant sets,a book,usually an autobiography, aftershave(decent stuff not adidas from the sets) and a bottle of nice whiskey,last year it was knob creek,so I'm expecting a fairly decent haul this year
*crosses fingers*

WoollyRedHat

Nothing too extravagant, just a wishing chair.

Oh oh oh, one more thing, a bag of drugs. No no wait, a sack of drugs, yes a big sack of drugs.

fussyonion

Well if I don't get the perfume and makeup brushes I so dearly covet, I'll be getting drunk on white wine.

cloud493

I'm working till 11 on christmas eve, then from 9am to 7pm in the evening on christmas day.

I'm waiting now for my parents, sisters and GF to ask me what I want and I've no idea what Tim going to say I want.

Aside from that I usually get cash of a number of relations.

LoonyLovegood

I'd adore a decent haul of yarn. I'll probably get a load of books.

Remmy

no idea. I always have to rack my brains every year when people ask me what I want. Apart from mountains of xmas food I'm golden.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

A pair of louboutin knee high boots, an instyler and a ring with a morganite stone from my OH.

Probably perfume from my brother.

My friends usually just get me makeup

kfallon

Fúck all tbh, don't need anything!

The Backwards Man

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Could you not use it backwards...?

If you stand upside down to write with your right hand, it's still your right hand, right?

Buona Fortuna

I don't need anything for Christmas.

There's a couple of Traveller girls coming to stay. They're both on the doll so we should get 5 or 6 threads out it before we start playing find the sausage.

123balltv

Nothing if I win the lotto im going to the Maldives they dont celebrate Xmas ah I dont have to see navity scenes, people acting all false when every other day of the year they dont give a **** about you etc

It's the most depressing time of the year for unlucky people hate it :mad:
Why does it have to start so early I could cope if it was just for one month.