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Fat people have feelings too

  • 06-11-2014 11:28am
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    Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    As a member of the obese community I am really looking forward to this festive period where others with our jolly stature can engage in some light hearted banter & frivolity with those of you normal BMI community.

    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.
    We should be accepted & embraced as addicts which society will learn to accept in time as victims.

    Now roll your boney ass right over here & give Shiraz a big hug #feelthelove #notofattism
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Addicts to what, exactly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Look, we're not saying that you people don't have feelings... We're just saying that you're not really... people..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Yo so fat that yo iron yo clothes with a steamroller.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    I'll do my bit for the fat girls; they need lovin' too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I'll always hug a Shiraz. *slurp* Merry Christmas! *hic* ✴ ✴ 🔔 ✴ ✴


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.

    You sayin' I'm fatist?

    I think you'll find that you're fattest! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    You should throw the aul 'it's a glandular issue' line in there too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭unjedilike


    You have just offended everyone with a bony ass in your post, a post wishing for an end to offensive comments


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.
    We should be accepted & embraced as addicts which society will learn to accept in time as victims.

    Fat people, jews and black people. Those guys have it bad what with the slavery and death camps and comments. There should be legislation to protect them.

    People come in all shapes and sizes and i really don't care. But if someone is so big that they need to be fork lifted out of their house, then there's something wrong with them.

    This goes for both ends of the scale. If someone's anorexic it will cause health issues. These is such a thing as too skinny just as there's such a thing as too much weight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,718 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    As a member of the obese community I am really looking forward to this festive period where others with our jolly stature can engage in some light hearted banter & frivolity with those of you normal BMI community.

    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.
    We should be accepted & embraced as addicts which society will learn to accept in time as victims.

    Now roll your boney ass right over here & give Shiraz a big hug #feelthelove #notofattism

    Great... you eat yourself into oblivion and then we have to shoulder the additional burden placed on the health system..

    Constantly hear calls for drunks turning up in A & E to be charged extra, well maybe the obese should pay a similar additional premium.

    Thanks and happy holidays !!


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jolie Ashy Stretcher


    I had feelings once but then I ate them too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,707 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I would sugarcoat my feelings about fat people, but they'd eat them too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    Fat people have feelings too


    Mostly hunger, with the occasional feeling of being peckish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989




  • Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    Just so you know I've reported every post above & Gordon has agreed lifetime bans.
    So enjoy trying to navigate Reddit former forumers.
    #justiceforthevictims

    This only leaves time & space for the posts of love.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    _Brian wrote: »
    Great... you eat yourself into oblivion and then we have to shoulder the additional burden placed on the health system..

    Constantly hear calls for drunks turning up in A & E to be charged extra, well maybe the obese should pay a similar additional premium.

    Thanks and happy holidays !!

    Well said Brian. I think we should make that wider though:

    • Any anorexics needing to go into hospital should face a charge - why do they want to be so thin.
    • STI clinics should be fining people too - afterall they chose to have sex right.
    • Anyone needing anti-natal care - afterall their choice why should I have to pay


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    _Brian wrote: »
    Great... you eat yourself into oblivion and then we have to shoulder the additional burden placed on the health system..

    Constantly hear calls for drunks turning up in A & E to be charged extra, well maybe the obese should pay a similar additional premium.

    Thanks and happy holidays !!

    Awwwww

    Does someone need a biscuit?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    I love having fat people as guests on Christmas, no one appreciates good cooking like a person who loves their food, makes you feel warm inside to know someone is enjoying your cooking that much after you've gone to a lot of effort making it. If fat people are food addicts then I would totally be considered a dealer :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    #justiceforthevictims

    Victims my arse! The only victims are the ones you eat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I like fat people.




    They're easy to hide behind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve



    Does someone need a biscuit?

    Ha!
    'A' biscuit.

    Gimme that there packet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    _Brian wrote: »
    Great... you eat yourself into oblivion and then we have to shoulder the additional burden placed on the health system..

    Constantly hear calls for drunks turning up in A & E to be charged extra, well maybe the obese should pay a similar additional premium.

    Thanks and happy holidays !!

    Nevermind A&E....it's planeseats and luggage allowances we need to talk about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    Chunners wrote: »
    I love having fat people as guests on Christmas, no one appreciates good cooking like a person who loves their food, makes you feel warm inside to know someone is enjoying your cooking that much after you've gone to a lot of effort making it. If fat people are food addicts then I would totally be considered a dealer :D

    Yes! Having people over for dinner or a party is always way better when there's a few fat people there. They make the food you've prepared seem way nicer as they scoff away!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭Uncle Ruckus


    I have a lot of sympathy for fat people. I mean for these people the hunger games are on 365 days a year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Its good in the summer, you can use their shadows for shade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    Chunners wrote: »
    I love having fat people as guests on Christmas, no one appreciates good cooking like a person who loves their food, makes you feel warm inside to know someone is enjoying your cooking that much after you've gone to a lot of effort making it. If fat people are food addicts then I would totally be considered a dealer :D

    Ah I dont know about that. I'm stick thin and eat more than anyone else I know...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Fat people have feelings too

    Except in their extremities


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I would simply suggest you grow a thicker skin - but with all that padding it would be superfluous anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    See, the problem is that it's all nice and festive until you turn around and all the mince pies have been eaten :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I lost 4.5 stone so far and I am still classified as obese.
    Being fat is **** and in 99% of the time being fat is just down to actual person eating **** and sitting on his ass. The amount of excuses for being fat I hear from other people is unreal. I even remember my own lame excuses back in the day.

    All you need to do is "Put down the fecking fork and get your ass off the couch". Add some willpower in to mix and you will lose weight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Fat feelings


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,075 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Don't worry at Christmas there is plenty of love to go around we will hug youse in sections if we cannot hug you in one go :)

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    on the plus (size) they don't have to buy a belly to go with their santa costume.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,075 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    "jolly stature" why is it always implied that fat people are jolly?

    Something tells me that Hermann Goering was hardly a barrel of laughs....

    hermanfatman.jpg

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    I lost 4.5 stone so far and I am still classified as obese.
    Being fat is **** and in 99% of the time being fat is just down to actual person eating **** and sitting on his ass. The amount of excuses for being fat I hear from other people is unreal. I even remember my own lame excuses back in the day.

    All you need to do is "Put down the fecking fork and get your ass off the couch". Add some willpower in to mix and you will lose weight.

    The (not quite there yet) reformed whore, ladies and gentlemen!


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I lost 4.5 stone so far and I am still classified as obese.
    Being fat is **** and in 99% of the time being fat is just down to actual person eating **** and sitting on his ass. The amount of excuses for being fat I hear from other people is unreal. I even remember my own lame excuses back in the day.

    All you need to do is "Put down the fecking fork and get your ass off the couch". Add some willpower in to mix and you will lose weight.

    What's your reason for being fat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    I lost 4.5 stone so far and I am still classified as obese.
    Being fat is **** and in 99% of the time being fat is just down to actual person eating **** and sitting on his ass. The amount of excuses for being fat I hear from other people is unreal. I even remember my own lame excuses back in the day.

    All you need to do is "Put down the fecking fork and get your ass off the couch". Add some willpower in to mix and you will lose weight.

    I'm actually dieting and I'm a 32 inch waist. Now before anyone thinks that's a bit crazy, for the entirety of my adult life until last year I was 28 inch waist. I gave up smoking an started back at college. I had nearly no exercise and I was eating crap everyday. I shot up to a 36 inch waist.

    Simply changing my diet to get rid of crap (Sweets etc...) and getting back to a routine when i walk to work had resulted in my losing 4 inches off my waist in 3 months. I still eat three meals a day and they're still decent portions.

    I'd settle for 30-32 inch waist. At that point I will be able to fit into all my old clothes including suits. That's my main reason for losing the weight. I'm just too cheap to replace all my clothes.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My thighs are almost as big as my waist. True story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,718 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Well said Brian. I think we should make that wider though:

    • Any anorexics needing to go into hospital should face a charge - why do they want to be so thin.... I don't see this as like for like comparison, I think every Anorexic has a physiological problem, but not every or even many fat people have
    • STI clinics should be fining people too - afterall they chose to have sex right. On this I think its a public health thing, its not like if I have sex with a fat person they'll pass being fat onto me
    • Anyone needing anti-natal care - afterall their choice why should I have to pay At least they're adding to the human race in a positive way, having children is essential to the continuance of the human race, being fat contributes nothing to society but rather costs us more !!.

    People need to realise that there are consequences for the way they live and I don't see a problem with charging them for being an unnecessary burden on society.. Being FAT isn't like growing old, its not inevitable, its avoidable.

    Now I need chocolate..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    As a member of the obese community I am really looking forward to this festive period where others with our jolly stature can engage in some light hearted banter & frivolity with those of you normal BMI community.

    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.
    We should be accepted & embraced as addicts which society will learn to accept in time as victims.

    Now roll your boney ass right over here & give Shiraz a big hug #feelthelove #notofattism

    Impossible, My arms, they cannot meet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If looking down and not being able to see your penis isn't inspiration enough to lose some weight then I don't know what is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    smash wrote: »
    If looking down and not being able to see your penis isn't inspiration enough to lose some weight then I don't know what is.

    Is that why there's so many anorexic women?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    What's your reason for being fat?

    I was eating a lot of chipper food and fast food in general. Portion sizes were way too big. Even the home made meals were not even near healthy. Lots of potato, bread and everything loaded with cheese.
    I spend a lot of time in front of computer so my excersise time was non existent.
    Edit: I am a chef too, so I am surrounded by food. Learning not to "pick" was hard, but doable.
    I reached the goal I had set 14weeks ago and now I am on the way on my new goal. I am not planing on staying fatty for long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Grayson wrote: »
    I'm actually dieting and I'm a 32 inch waist. Now before anyone thinks that's a bit crazy, for the entirety of my adult life until last year I was 28 inch waist. I gave up smoking an started back at college. I had nearly no exercise and I was eating crap everyday. I shot up to a 36 inch waist.

    Simply changing my diet to get rid of crap (Sweets etc...) and getting back to a routine when i walk to work had resulted in my losing 4 inches off my waist in 3 months. I still eat three meals a day and they're still decent portions.

    I'd settle for 30-32 inch waist. At that point I will be able to fit into all my old clothes including suits. That's my main reason for losing the weight. I'm just too cheap to replace all my clothes.

    I went from 42inch to 36inch now. God bless I did not threw away my old pants. In fact, the only pants I can still wear are 6 or 7 year old! No point in buying new pants as I am still on the roll to lose more weight.
    In a way it's pretty lols that it took me about 7 years to put on all that weight and then it took about 4 months to lose it. It's amazing what can you do with little bit determination and by stoping finding excuses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    smash wrote: »
    If looking down and not being able to see your penis isn't inspiration enough to lose some weight then I don't know what is.

    So you like looking at dick then?:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    One feeling that you don't seem to have is the one called BEING FULL.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    As a member of the obese community I am really looking forward to this festive period where others with our jolly stature can engage in some light hearted banter & frivolity with those of you normal BMI community.

    What we do not welcome are whispered fattisms which should be outlawed under hate legislation, this trollish bullying behavoiur is unwarranted.
    We should be accepted & embraced as addicts which society will learn to accept in time as victims.

    Now roll your boney ass right over here & give Shiraz a big hug #feelthelove #notofattism

    Fatty fatty bong along :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Putin


    smash wrote: »
    Victims my arse!

    You want someone to victimise your arse? Surely this isn't an appropriate forum for such requests?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Yiz are a bunch of fukin elephants!




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Fat people presumably have more feelings than normal people since there's just so much more of them.


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