I'm in love with a Boardsie.

Quazzie · 26-10-2014 12:49am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

The kind that likes to be tied up and **** on.

I hears ya bruv!

SkyBlueClouds · 26-10-2014 12:51am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPfW0Wc5hxI

Peregrine · 26-10-2014 12:53am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

Meet up with her and while you're chatting, mid conversation, say "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls" and reveal yourself.

It's the best way to go about this.

kryogen · 26-10-2014 12:57am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

Definitely, keep waiting, the right moment will be sometime after she begins to tell you all about this new guy she met and is really in to

Unfortunately though by then you will be so far in the friendzone (if not already) that it will be impossible to get out. Send me on her details, Ill sort it for ya

WhiteWalls · 26-10-2014 12:58am

This is great craic. Will we get a lock in here I wonder or is your man strict?

kryogen · 26-10-2014 12:59am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

When you do get back to your account, can you tell us how this happened? Did you leave yourself logged in at work? Leave your phone down somewhere? Kayleigh has called over and tied you up (for later) and is further punishing you by ****ing with your boards account?

Nib · 26-10-2014 12:59am

I maybe losing interest in this.

The Backwards Man · 26-10-2014 1:00am

No one posted this yet?

For shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dphpDdfZUGw

kryogen · 26-10-2014 1:00am

Needs moar pics or odd sexual references

Colser · 26-10-2014 1:02am

kryogen wrote: »

Definitely, keep waiting, the right moment will be sometime after she begins to tell you all about this new guy she met and is really in to

Unfortunately though by then you will be so far in the friendzone (if not already) that it will be impossible to get out. Send me on her details, Ill sort it for ya

At last..put us out of our misery..Im dizzy from the will I/ wont I scenario...

0byme75341jo28 · 26-10-2014 1:09am

Gone offline, never got a chance to ask.

Fúck sake.

Talib Fiasco · 26-10-2014 1:11am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Gone offline, never had the balls to ask.

Fúck sake.

FYP

fussyonion · 26-10-2014 1:11am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Gone offline, never got a chance to ask.

Fúck sake.

Just gone to strain the beef curtains, I'll be back!

Egginacup · 26-10-2014 1:12am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

So here's the story guys; I want to ask out a Boardsie.

They're funny, smart, charming, great fun, but is it too weird? What should I do? Should I just ask them straight out if they want to go out with me? I've never felt like this about someone before, I spend hours PMing them, and we always respond to each other, it just seems so natural, so real. Would you think it's a step too far to ask out a Boardsie? I'm stuck in two minds here guys, I'd really like some advice. I don't want this to pass me by

Do you like chicken ??

If so.........

then suck my cock.........

It's FOUL :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac: (FOWL)

I love you, baby.

srm23 · 26-10-2014 1:13am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

no one in their right mind would accept a date from someone they haven't even seen a pic of.

26-10-2014 1:13am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Gone offline, never got a chance to ask.

Fúck sake.

How convenient!

Talib Fiasco · 26-10-2014 1:18am

"beef curtains". Well that's put me off a takeaway.

26-10-2014 1:20am

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

"beef curtains". Well that's put me off a takeaway.

Make sure you order the cream of sumyunguy.

RobbingBandit · 26-10-2014 1:22am

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

"beef curtains". Well that's put me off a takeaway.

Could be worse, tuna curtains.:o

Teyla Emmagan · 26-10-2014 1:33am

I feel so bad now for Kayleigh! The public rejection!!!

SOB.

Quazzie · 26-10-2014 1:35am

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I feel so bad now for Kayleigh! The public rejection!!!

SOB.

She's had it coming. Every one of these threads that comes up she puts herself forward*.

*may contain elements of fiction.

jay-me · 26-10-2014 1:36am

srm23 wrote: »

no one in their right mind would accept a date from someone they haven't even seen a pic of.

http://www.gamespot.com/api/image/scale_small/2481293-9708338483-01021.jpg

This will be OP and yer wan

Frank Lee Midere · 26-10-2014 2:09am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Gone offline, never got a chance to ask.

Fúck sake.

Ah you were better off starting a thread about it and not posting your picture on Facebook. Chicks dig that.

Fat Christy · 26-10-2014 2:13am

Frank Lee Midere wrote: »

Ah you were better off starring a thread about it and not posting your picture on Facebook. Chicks dig that.

Imagine how thrilled she's gonna be when she finds this thread dedicated to her.

Love is in the air, can ya smell it?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 26-10-2014 2:56am

Can you imagine if Stormfront faced off against AH's, the far left vs the far right. Two sides of the same coin going at it and getting nasty, bantastic.

WILL NEVER LOG OFF · 26-10-2014 4:02am

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

So here's the story guys; I want to ask out a Boardsie.

They're funny, smart, charming, great fun, but is it too weird? What should I do? Should I just ask them straight out if they want to go out with me? I've never felt like this about someone before, I spend hours PMing them, and we always respond to each other, it just seems so natural, so real. Would you think it's a step too far to ask out a Boardsie? I'm stuck in two minds here guys, I'd really like some advice. I don't want this to pass me by

just curious
"them" = "him"?:)

SterlingArcher · 26-10-2014 4:16am

Wait for the right moment. Sometime after dark. Then pounce from the bushes.

osarusan · 26-10-2014 8:26am

Surely if you're sending regular PMs on boards she will look through your post history from time to time?

If she does, it won't help.

That might be the plan of course - let her chance upon this thread and go weak at the knees at her bashful prince.

Cantremember · 26-10-2014 9:24am

I detect a mini series. On a similar note, I saw a man spreading slurry yesterday.

Chunners · 26-10-2014 9:48am

FFS Prince this is beyond a joke, it was bad enough that night you followed me home and wrote "I LOVE YOU" in 12 foot letters on the front of my house in your own s**t but this is really morto and by the way you sending 100 mails a day declaring your undying love and me replying once or twice to say "The barring order includes not mailing me" does not qualify as "we always respond to each other" . Will I have to send my da around again? he's still pissed off about the cleaning bill for the house, do you have any idea how hard it is to clean dry s**t off white pebble dash walls? we had to get a sand blaster ffs! you really need more fiber in your diet

I'm in love with a Boardsie.

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