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My dog has one ball

  • 17-10-2014 7:44pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    As the title states, I am the owner of a very rare, small dog ( of which breed I'd rather not divulge for privacy as there are only a few in the country ) and I've just found out he has only one ball dropped at twelve months old and I'm gutted for him.
    According to the internet I should not breed him as it's genetic.

    I think I'll buy him a f,€king huge bone tomorrow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    How big was the ball he dropped? If he's only a small dog as you say and he was trying to carry, say a tennis ball then it's no wonder he dropped it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I am pretty sure your dog doesn't know, or care, one way or another.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    That's the problem with pedigree animals: the inbreeding required to create a breed leads to genetic defects. If I was in your position, I'd get the vet to remove the one and replace it with a pair of Neuticles.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thespoofer wrote: »

    I think I'll buy him a f,€king huge bone tomorrow.

    That's just rubbing his nose in it tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    Duff wrote: »
    How big was the ball he dropped? If he's only a small dog as you say and he was trying to carry, say a tennis ball then it's no wonder he dropped it.

    If this wasn't after hours I'd be diving on you.....what did I expect I suppose, sympathy ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    You like balls op ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭OU812


    My dog has no nose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    If this wasn't after hours I'd be diving on you.....what did I expect I suppose, sympathy ...

    Sorry, didn't mean to make a balls of it.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OU812 wrote: »
    My dog has no nose

    I apologise for my earlier post. No offence intended.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭Mr_Red


    What where you doing feeling your dogs bollix?

    You make me sick OP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    Duff wrote: »
    Sorry, didn't mean to make a balls of it.

    Ah Shure you're grand.. Just a bit emotional that's all at the moment..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    one of ours has the same, but i can feel the other one in his abdomen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭Lovely Bloke


    OU812 wrote: »
    My dog has no nose

    how does he smell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Threatening to withhold sex for one dropped ball is a great idea,it will encourage the little fcuker to be more careful in future.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    PucaMama wrote: »
    one of ours has the same, but i can feel the other one in his abdomen.


    Is there any way of say, massaging it down ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Lalealea


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    As the title states, I am the owner of a very rare, small dog ( of which breed I'd rather not divulge for privacy as there are only a few in the country ) and I've just found out he has only one ball dropped at twelve months old and I'm gutted for him.
    According to the internet I should not breed him as it's genetic.

    I think I'll buy him a f,€king huge bone tomorrow.

    Oh this happened with ours he needed surgery its not rare. Yes you shouldn't breed him now. But they are still otherwise healthy dogs and ours hasn't a clue. We felt it more sensitive not to tell him ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭cml387


    Hitler


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    My previous dog zenno had 4 balls. He dropped them all as he was learning to catch them in mid-air. But after 4 months he never dropped a ball again, a true catcher indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I'd say all the bitches are howling with laughter at his one ball.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    cml387 wrote: »
    Hitler


    ?? Did he have only the one or something ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭dmc17


    You could possibly buy him a prosthetic ball if he's self conscious about his uniball


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    I'd say all the bitches are howling with laughter at his one ball.


    That's a bit below the belt pizzaman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    Is there any way of say, massaging it down ?

    i dont know :o being female, i dont know much about them so il leave it to a vet :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    dmc17 wrote: »
    You could possibly buy him a prosthetic ball if he's self conscious about his uniball


    It wouldn't be the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    That's a bit below the belt pizzaman

    Your dog doesn't have much below his belt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭cml387


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    ?? Did he have only the one or something ?
    And poor old Goebels..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    cml387 wrote: »
    And poor old Goebels..

    Himmler had something similar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    He will only spend half the time licking them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Demonical


    Bring him to the vet..as a poster has already mentioned he may need an operation. It can lead to complications if its not assessed and dealt with properly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭cml387


    I hear a story about Madam Bovary as well but I'd rather not go there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Thespoofer wrote: »
    As the title states, I am the owner of a very rare, small dog ( of which breed I'd rather not divulge for privacy as there are only a few in the country ) and I've just found out he has only one ball dropped at twelve months old and I'm gutted for him.
    According to the internet I should not breed him as it's genetic.

    I think I'll buy him a f,€king huge bone tomorrow.

    don't take your eye off it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    .....what's the big deal? My dog has no balls and he's fine :confused:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Cecelia Slow Sucker


    how does he smell?


    PRETTY BAD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    wexie wrote: »
    .....what's the big deal? My dog has no balls and he's fine :confused:


    Can't breed him, also can cause cancer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    how does he smell?

    Terrible.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 fumbles


    bnt wrote:
    If I was in your position, I'd get the vet to remove the one and replace it with a pair of

    Please DO NOT do this. Get the vet to remove both testicles. They hang outside the body for a reason. Being inside the body at a higher temperature will most likely lead to abnormal proliferation of the cells and cause things like cancer etc... As it can be a genetic condition then advise would be not to breed from him, so it would be in the best interests of both of you to have him neutered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Is the other in the Albert Hall?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    might sound funny but cryptorchidism is a problem in some dogs, you have to have it operated on because it can cause cancer.

    I think it happens to humans as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭OU812


    I apologise for my earlier post. No offence intended.

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    If one of his balls hasn't descended I would bring him to the vet and get him to remove the offending testicle. Balls that don't descend into the sack can turn cancerous.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Lalealea


    cml387 wrote: »
    Hitler
    I know you are joking :-)

    But...

    Genetic abnormalities can be linked to other more serious genetic faults not expressed phenotypically. Monorchidism is hereditary.If his testicle hasn't dropped then he should be neutered and definately not be bred as he can spread this genetic trait down to his progeny. Retained testicles are prone to testicular cancer. Although ours is a healthy dog.

    It's also an indication op didn't get this puppy from a reputable breeder so it is hard telling what other genetic/health issues may be lurking in the background. The breeder more than likely knew there was a chance of this. Good breeders keep certs and papers for dogs generations back. And it's likely the parent or grandparent had this yet was bred.That's not good practice.

    Unfortunately this happened to us like the op despite having the pedigree checked. If the breeder half knew what they were doing they knew enough background to know it was a risk. If they were clueless they should not have been breeding.

    OP contact the breeder to inform them.

    In order to be considered for a breeding program your dog would need to be at least 2 years old, have had and passed genetic testing (not just simple vet exams), have an impeccible pedigree, meet breed standard proven either by showing or by evaluation by unbiased breed knowledgable people.

    This is to prevent bad breeding which leads to serious health issues. As pet your dog is fine though :-)

    My mother hose our dog and we were reluctant to get a breed but she was very gun ho. Great dog and we love him but she should have done her research.

    It's why I am taking so long now about getting a cat.

    OP Your breeder should be notified for his/her own records, your pup nuetered so as not to spread the defect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    If one of his balls hasn't descended I would bring him to the vet and get him to remove the offending testicle. Balls that don't descend into the sack can turn cancerous.

    If one of his balls hasn't descended.

    It's not astronomy night dude, IE. 'His balls descended' - into the east-side of the Mare Crisium crater on the moon.
    offending testicle

    The poor fellers testicle isn't offending him, it's just located in a slightly different location. If it's non-existent, then no problem. Offending testicle comon man.

    Offending testicle must be removed ASAP because it's not in the right place... if the fellers testicle is inside his left back-leg then at least he still has it, even though it's not in the Normal specific parameters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    Lalealea wrote: »
    I know you are joking :-)

    But...

    Genetic abnormalities can be linked to other more serious genetic faults not expressed phenotypically. Monorchidism is hereditary.If his testicle hasn't dropped then he should be neutered and definately not be bred as he can spread this genetic trait down to his progeny. Retained testicles are prone to testicular cancer. Although ours is a healthy dog.

    It's also an indication op didn't get this puppy from a reputable breeder so it is hard telling what other genetic/health issues may be lurking in the background. The breeder more than likely knew there was a chance of this. Good breeders keep certs and papers for dogs generations back. And it's likely the parent or grandparent had this yet was bred.That's not good practice.

    Unfortunately this happened to us like the op despite having the pedigree checked. If the breeder half knew what they were doing they knew enough background to know it was a risk. If they were clueless they should not have been breeding.

    OP contact the breeder to inform them.

    In order to be considered for a breeding program your dog would need to be at least 2 years old, have had and passed genetic testing (not just simple vet exams), have an impeccible pedigree, meet breed standard proven either by showing or by evaluation by unbiased breed knowledgable people.

    This is to prevent bad breeding which leads to serious health issues. As pet your dog is fine though :-)

    My mother hose our dog and we were reluctant to get a breed but she was very gun ho. Great dog and we love him but she should have done her research.

    It's why I am taking so long now about getting a cat.

    OP Your breeder should be notified for his/her own records, your pup nuetered so as not to spread the defect.


    Just out of curiosity, do you think at twelve months there is no chance of it dropping now ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,127 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    This will pose no problems at all.
    As long as the other one functions normally he should be able to reproduce, although it may not happen so easily.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    endacl wrote: »
    Himmler had something similar?

    As for Goering?

    Sorry op, but you should have chosen a different thread title if you didn't want us to sing the song.
    Also thanks.
    I'm going to be singing it all fecking night now :-(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    ryanf1 wrote: »
    This will pose no problems at all.
    As long as the other one functions normally he should be able to reproduce, although it may not happen so easily.


    I really want to believe this bit don't want to get my hopes up.

    My Wife took him for his twelve month check up this week and all is good, outside if the ball issue.

    The vet advised if he is aggressive to get him neutered but she reckoned he was well behaved. She mentioned to my Wife to keep an eye in the second one in case it ' goes up '.

    I'll have to call in next week when I'm off to find out what the story is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,763 ✭✭✭Knine


    Of course he can reproduce but nobody reputable would use a dog like him as it is an inherited issue. Contact your breeder & if he was brought as a Show/Breeding dog rather then a pet you should have some comeback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,127 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I have no experience of knowledge of Breeding really but apart from that he should be a perfectly healthy Dog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    He'll be fine either way I'm sure, Joking aside.


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