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  • 06-10-2014 1:08am
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    Glock Lesnar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭


    I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now but everyone else her is a fat bird or a townie, if you're half decent looking and from a nice area come find me in the wine coloured shirt with the cheeky grin


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    Nonoperational
    Registered Users Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭Nonoperational


    Trying too hard mate...


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    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Okay, be right over. xoxox


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    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Eden?


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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Glock Lesnar wrote: »
    I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now but everyone else her is a fat bird or a townie, if you're half decent looking and from a nice area come find me in the wine coloured shirt with the cheeky grin

    Your a right charmer


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    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    You sound like someone off one of those Elite Singles adverts. Honestly if you're looking for a classy lady, get your hole out of Coppers. Literally and figuratively.


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    Glock Lesnar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »
    You sound like someone off one of those Elite Singles adverts. Honestly if you're looking for a classy lady, get your hole out of Coppers. Literally and figuratively.

    I'm not a shill, I'm standing here in coppers on harcourt street, drinking an ice cold refreshing Budweiser^tm


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    #8
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    If you see a man walking backwards with a sod of turf that be the backwards man


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    #9
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,069 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    You're just pissed off cause your friend scored ;)


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    moc moc a moc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭moc moc a moc


    Glock Lesnar wrote: »
    I'm the best looking lad in coppers right now

    That's like saying you took the gold in the special olympics.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Sad........!


    On so many levels.


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    #12
    Lalealynn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    This thread is icky.


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    #13
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    If you stand in the same place for too long in Coppers, your shoes stick to the floor.


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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I reckon this guy is fooked


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    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,297 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Glock Lesnar wrote: »
    wine coloured shirt
    Anyone else read this as "pink shirt".


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    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    stick it in


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    #17
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Go home loser.


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    #18
    theteal
    Registered Users Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    So we've established that the OP has poor taste in venues, clothes and "beer". . .I'm not sure I can trust his assessment of his attractiveness tbh


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Scarlet for yer ma for havin ya


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    #20
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    So... a bloke in a buzzing nightclub... is standing around on his smartphone posting to an internet forum site. Yep... life and soul of the fúcking party right there...


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    caustic 1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    the_syco wrote: »
    Anyone else read this as "pink shirt".

    Nope read it right, dick in a shirt.


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    #22
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Thinly veiled "I bought my first shirt" thread...


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    tritium
    Registered Users Posts: 7,437 ✭✭✭tritium


    Specialun wrote: »
    I reckon this guy is fooked

    I reckon he's not :D


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    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    • 1am
    • Pink Shirt
    • Smartphone
    • Thinks he's the best looking lad there
    • Coppers
    • Budweiser
    • Posting on Boards
    • Cheeky grin
    • Alone (as if a friend of mine was posting $hit like this on his phone with me opposite him, I'd make sure he stays alone)
    • Looking for a slim woman
    • Looking for a girl/woman from a nice area

    Wow, just wow, I'd say the women were lining up alright.

    If you were actually the best looking lad there, you wouldn't be Pleading randomers online to talk to you

    You must be rightly ashamed of this thread.


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    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    So how'd you get on OP?
    Was there a queue?


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    #26
    realweirdo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 974 ✭✭✭realweirdo


    He's probably still working his way through the queue of women and too busy to respond.


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    #27
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Did you do the walk of shame OP?


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    #28
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I think his battery died so had to go home, cock blocked by a Nokia.


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    #29
    LaVail
    Registered Users Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    LizT wrote: »
    Did you do the walk of shame OP?

    Or the stride of pride .. depending on how you look at it :pac:


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    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    LaVail wrote: »
    Or the stride of pride .. depending on how you look at it :pac:

    I've not heard the semi-pantless waddle of a pi$$ed person, at 3am, post-w**k, desperately looking for a tissue, called that before


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    #31
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I've contacted Boards HQ to enquire about the movie rights to this thread.


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