What ruined your sleep-in today?

beardybrewer

Cosmic forces were conspiring to deprive me of my sleep-in today. I was just trying to make it to half 8, but it wasn't meant to be:

• 6:08: fire alarm chirping every minute due to a low battery
• 6:44: cats fighting
• 7:10: kids up early talking a full volume right outside door
• 8:00: jackhammering from construction site
• 8:10: wife coughing

Can anyone beat me? What ruined your sleep-in?

Bullocks

beardybrewer wrote: »

Cosmic forces were conspiring to deprive me of my sleep-in today. I was just trying to make it to half 8, but it wasn't meant to be:

• 6:08: fire alarm chirping every minute due to a low battery
• 6:44: cats fighting
• 7:10: kids up early talking a full volume right outside door
• 8:00: jackhammering from construction site
• 8:10: wife coughing

Can anyone beat me? What ruined your sleep-in?

Nothing I was out for the count until half seven

SeaFields

3 day old baby. But I couldn't care less

encore1

Hangover

wiseoldelf34

nightmare about zombies that i could only beat with a voodoo doll.
and a longing for some coffee and a fag.

PeteEd

Get up early all week

Fook you body clock

RedXIV

Knee to the face from 2yr old

stampydmonkey

Woke absolutely dying for a piss...too lazy to go to the toilet (all 2m away) so went back to a state of semi sleep...same process over and over...why didn't I just get up the first time

alwaysadub

The cows in the field across the road. Going mental cos they knew they were about to get fed. Its my only day off this week and only managed an extra 10 minutes sleep.

Penny Tration

I have to go to work

Pawn

beardybrewer wrote: »

What ruined your sleep-in?

A small kiss, when she was sneaking out of my bedroom.

ComeraghBlue

Work

encore1

Hangover

Sunny Dayz

My stomach growling. Damn body clock used to getting brekkie around 8am

NoQuarter

Stupid stupid bodyclock!! Literally nearly cry every morning and then Saturday comes and BAM, wide awake only 20 mins after I usually get up

washiskin

Falling off the Slimming World wagon & indulging in a massive burger & portion of onion rings last night. A new low, I'm so ashamed.
Now I'm paying for it in kind..... #jaxahoy!

nlgbbbblth

Wife and children gone to her parents for weekend so was hoping for a decent lie-in.

No such luck.
Nightmare woke me at 6.30am
Got another hour of bad sleep.
Cat meowing outside got me out of bed at 7.30am. She's now asleep.

Sligo1

5am: 6month old baby
6am: husband coming back to bed
6.20: neighbours dog barking
7am: 21 month old waking but went bank to sleep
7.30: toddler waking again but went neck to sleep
8am: husband going to get toddler
8.30: husband coming back to bed as FIL will take toddler for an hour
8.40: feck this I'm awake
9am: 6 month old awake

endacl

washiskin wrote: »

Falling off the Slimming World wagon & indulging in a massive burger & portion of onion rings last night. A new low, I'm so ashamed.
Now I'm paying for it in kind..... #jaxahoy!

Many, many syns...

Lucy B

My son playing that minecraft game with volume up on his phone outside my bedroom door!!

MadDog76

Two year old son woke me up at 6.30 am ........ but worse than that is my one year old son kept me up until 5.00 am this morning ......... and my wife is away for a Hen's weekend .......... it's going to be a looooonnnggg day!!

beano345

Two drunken gobsh*tes bursting into my room at good knows what hour

nlgbbbblth

Sligo1 wrote: »

5am: 6month old baby
6am: husband coming back to bed
6.20: neighbours dog barking
7am: 21 month old waking but went bank to sleep
7.30: toddler waking again but went neck to sleep
8am: husband going to get toddler
8.30: husband coming back to bed as FIL will take toddler for an hour
8.40: feck this I'm awake
9am: 6 month old awake

Ouch! I remember those days. Three is a game-changer.

Scarinae

A really, really loud thunderstorm at about 7.30am. I had to get up to close my windows, and then couldn't get back to sleep

Borderfox

Work :-(

For Forks Sake

3 year old trying to wake up the two week old. *pours second coffee*

Cienciano

2 kids 2.5 year old and 1.5 year old awake since 7. Both in good form so it makes life easier

EoghanIRL

Younger siblings ffs .

The Backwards Man

I had to get up to reply to this thread

Pherekydes

beardybrewer wrote: »

Can anyone beat me? What ruined your sleep-in?

04:45: The alarm went off. Wife in work at 0600.

Mr.Crinklewood

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

Wife and children gone to her parents for weekend so was hoping for a decent lie-in.

No such luck.
Nightmare woke me at 6.30am
Got another hour of bad sleep.
Cat meowing outside got me out of bed at 7.30am. She's now asleep.

Get revenge, wake the cat up.

hairyprincess

Sex

Sligo1

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

Ouch! I remember those days. Three is a game-changer.

Just the 2 here... ... 6mth old and 21mth old. Husband could b number 3 tho!?? Lol

Planning for number 3 next year... Tell me I'm not right in the head...

eviltimeban

Child calling me at 5.20am to tell me to remember to dry between his toes after his bath.

threein99

Alarms usually goes off at 8.10 during the week, I managed to sleep until 8.18 this morning, listened to the second Captains Football podcast then I got up

The Peanut

8 year old fighting with 6 year old. 6 year old teasing 4 year old. Our bed is indoors trampoline. 6 year old playing twinkle twinkle very loudly on keyboard. 4 year old trying to get poor old puss to do dress-up. 8 year old singing Counting Stars very loudly and badly. 6 year old decides to make breakfast and kitchen now looks like bomb zone.

I feel like I'm in a bad sitcom most weekend mornings.

Molester Stallone II

hairyprincess wrote: »

Sex

Yes please!

billy111

Hangover. Tongue stuck to top of mouth. Like sand paper. Dreaming about water all night. Have the fear now so no more sleep. Hoover on down stairs. That's the wife's sign that i Was home too late. Great day in store

YbFocus

RedXIV wrote: »

Knee to the face from 2yr old

You know there is people you can talk to.
Don't hide in silence red

TheMilkyPirate

Had planned to stay in bed till at least ten today but woke up 20 mins later than I usually do for work

DLMA23

Having to get up for work at 6 this morning :mad:

Cienciano

Sligo1 wrote: »

Just the 2 here... ... 6mth old and 21mth old. Husband could b number 3 tho!?? Lol

Planning for number 3 next year... Tell me I'm not right in the head...

You're not right in the head. 2 is hard enough. My mate has 5 under 6 :eek:

MattD1349

LifeðŸ˜. Don't think I've slept beyond 5:30am in at least 5 years... Even when I work a late shift!!! 😡

Heroditas

The Peanut wrote: »

8 year old fighting with 6 year old. 6 year old teasing 4 year old. Our bed is indoors trampoline. 6 year old playing twinkle twinkle very loudly on keyboard. 4 year old trying to get poor old puss to do dress-up. 8 year old singing Counting Stars very loudly and badly. 6 year old decides to make breakfast and kitchen now looks like bomb zone.

I feel like I'm in a bad sitcom most weekend mornings.

I bet you wouldn't change it for the world though!

We were woken up at 5.30 with one of the cats hanging out of the door handle to get out of the kitchen and wake us up. Drives us nuts and it eventually woke up our two year old.

Turtyturd

As with most other people, kids.

Eldest fella wakes up before 6, and I shuffle around like a zombie after him. Doesn't help that I am off work and have been up til all hours playing Destiny.

Slunk

If this thread tells me anything its that kids are a pain in the hole. Slight hangover for me. Probably roll over a try for a few more hours soon.

stimpson

"Bop bop
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Cienciano

Slunk wrote: »

If this thread tells me anything its that kids are a pain in the hole. Slight hangover for me. Probably roll over a try for a few more hours soon.

It depends on the person. Some people like going out getting locked every Friday and Saturday night and spending the next day in bed. Fair enough. I did my fair share of it but eventually decided I wanted more to my life

cloud493

I really needed a piss.

Sligo1

Cienciano wrote: »

It depends on the person. Some people like going out getting locked every Friday and Saturday night and spending the next day in bed. Fair enough. I did my fair share of it but eventually decided I wanted more to my life

Agreed... Too many years going out and ending up in Leggs on lesson street for me and hubby. And sleeping all day sat and Sunday... At least now I feel like I'm actually doing something... Even if I do give out about it...

threein99

Slunk wrote: »

If this thread tells me anything its that kids are a pain in the hole. Slight hangover for me. Probably roll over a try for a few more hours soon.

And to wear at least 2 condoms 24/7 :cool: