You know you're tired when...

Fat Christy

For me, it's when....

- The simplest of tasks take forever to finish and concentrating on anything is extremely difficult.

- I have zero patience and feel like responding to anyone who bothers me in the following way:

- I go to the toilet to take a 5 minute power nap

- I tend to do dumb shít like put my clothes in the bin instead of the laundry basket, put cutlery in the fridge etc etc etc.

- Go downstairs/upstairs for something and completely forget what that something was.

- I fall asleep in a non-sleep conducive environment e.g. at a party/in a bar/in the cinema etc etc (has happened).



I can't function without sleep, power naps are my friend. So AHers, you know you're tired when......



p.s: If there's loads of typos and my grammar sucks it's cos a nap is imminent. I apologise in advance, my brain is mushy. :P

frag420

....I fall asleep

Sir Arthur Daley

i yawn.

takamichinoku

When I get too tired to overthink and actually become productive!

whirlpool

...when I'm not even sure where I am anymore.

kneemos

Leave the keys in the car door when opening it and wonder where they are when I sit in.

Fat Christy

takamichinoku wrote: »

When I get too tired to overthink and actually become productive!

I was actually very tired today but got loads done. I was really productive. But now I'm at the stage where I really need to sleepies.

cormie

When you start having dreams while driving.

Fat Christy

kneemos wrote: »

Leave the keys in the car door when opening it and wonder where they are when I sit in.

I do that as well!! Or when you are looking for something and it's in your fecking hand. -_____-

Penny Tration

I fall asleep on the loo in work.

Slicemeister

When you wake up and the news is over

Paddy Cow

I start stumbling into things like as if I'm drunk.

Penny Tration

I thought of another. When I'm really, truly exhausted, I can't speak properly. I forget words, stumble over sentences, and sound drunk.

Awkward Badger

When you just stare at things without even thinking about anything.

Nolimits

Not exhausted, but when tired in the morning I tend to sneeze a lot. I have no idea why.

cloud493

I am also more productive when tired. Thought process goes

Need to sleep > have stuff to do > once stuff is done, can sleep > do stuff quickly and well, will have amazing sleep > do stuff well.

Riverireland

I have a choice of two fun things to go to this evening and having just come in from work and sitting down I'll be doing neither:(

dd972

youtyping comes ou t like this

gugleguy

When it's simply not your fault that you dropped your smartphone on the street.
When it's just not your own fault for taking that selfie, drunk as a skunk and post on facebook . The nicotene told you to do it

whirlpool

cormie wrote: »

When you start having dreams while driving.

Sleepy-driving is definitely at least as dangerous as drunk driving. F*** me, I've really terrified myself once or twice on the road almost losing focus due to tiredness. So, now I don't drive when sleepy, and if I'm even just a tad tired I'll have a coffee before I set off.

Don't sleepy-drive, people.

Turtwig

You have cold shivers running through you. You make little insignificant errors far more frequently. Your ears feel like they will melt. Your body aches so much stairs seems like a chore. The only reason you're not falling asleep is the fact you're forcing your feet to stay standing. Even then your balance ain't what it should be and some folks might think you're inebriated.

boobar

I get cranky

mickydoomsux

I tend to get silly when i get tired.

It takes very little to make me start laughing and i find it hard to stop. I'll also come out with bizarre statements which in turn make me laugh even more.

DeanAustin

When I'm completely knackered and fighting it I usually go hard as a rock.

My theory is that my body will do anything to get me to sleep and it knows that after shooting my load, I'm usually out for the count.

LizT

I get really really snappy with people

Pablodreamsofnew

I go into fits of giggles. It actually hurts because I cannot stop laughing.

Aubrey loves Joe

Can't be bothered to have a ****

thelad95

Walking three feet takes all your energy.

My yawns become something like a hippo giving everryone a good eyeful of my tonsils.

Paddy Cow

It's too much effort to walk from the sitting room to the bedroom so you sleep on the couch.

--LOS--

I know I'm tired when I start randomly dropping dishes on the ground or putting weird stuff in the fridge. Coordination disappears

When I'm really really tired I'm delirious, I feel drunk and I can't stop laughing

The Singing Beard

I've tried zapping my front door / work locker open with my car door zapper :-)

LiamKK1982

When you search for ebay on ebay, like I did last night.

I'm a slave to the snoozes. I get very intolerant of discomfort or any kind of irritation and it makes me snappy.

I know I'm tired when I drop things. I do that a lot when I'm tired.

WilyCoyote

you say to the wife, "Get off me will ya ......not tonight dear, I'm too tired. And stop that ....... I don't want a b/j either".

Trebor176

- Grouchiness at 7am is not uncommon

- Falling back asleep shortly after being woken at the above time, and forgetting I got my wake-up call. The odd time, looking at the clock, realising the time, and saying "****" before leaping out of the bed.

- About to put the cereal in the fridge, instead of the milk, but quickly realising the error.

- Tasks in work are done at a slower than normal pace. At lunchtime, I feel myself nodding off at the table.

- End of the day, back home, sitting on the sofa watching some telly, and I drift off and end up missing whatever I've been watching. . .

Just some things that come to mind

wretcheddomain

Fat Christy wrote: »

For me, it's when....

- The simplest of tasks take forever to finish and concentrating on anything is extremely difficult.

- I have zero patience and feel like responding to anyone who bothers me in the following way:

- I go to the toilet to take a 5 minute power nap

- I tend to do dumb shít like put my clothes in the bin instead of the laundry basket, put cutlery in the fridge etc etc etc.

- Go downstairs/upstairs for something and completely forget what that something was.

- I fall asleep in a non-sleep conducive environment e.g. at a party/in a bar/in the cinema etc etc (has happened).

I can't function without sleep, power naps are my friend.

Very apt username.

Fat Christy

Paddy Cow wrote: »

It's too much effort to walk from the sitting room to the bedroom so you sleep on the couch.

And then some gobshíte wakes you up and tells you to go to bed. :mad: For the love of god, could you not have let me sleep on the couch. :mad: I think I have slept on the couch twice in my entire lifetime because I always get woken up and told to go to bed. :mad:

I thought once I moved out, that would be the end of it but NO! :mad:

Fat Christy

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Very apt username.

Everyone gets tired, even skinny people.

nala_rinaldo

… you feel tired. quite simple really

Fat Christy

nala_rinaldo wrote: »

… you feel tired. quite simple really

Ah g'way, you're no fun atal!

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

..an endocrinologist decides to take you in for some tests to see if you have an under active thyroid and the results come back negative and so you then spend a fortune seeking out alternatives like homeopathy, even though you don't believe in it and then your wife leaves you cause you won't leave the bed and only ever eat cream crackers and tins of pink salmon as you watch Jeremy Kyle and re runs of Remington Steele.

Reiketsu

I struggle to string a sentence together - stumble over and forget words. I become clumsy and walk into things. Also I find it hard to concentrate on anything and become restless.