What's the strangest thing about you?

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Mine: I think the Ardee accent is sexy.

EDIT: ..on the ladies. Not in, eh.. general. I'm not that fecking strange.

uch

I can fit 4 old 2p coins up each nostril

The Moldy Gowl

I have no willy

danniemcq

I can fit a mars bar in my mouth sideways...

Dial Hard

I've never had a Big Mac.

Peregrine

danniemcq wrote: »

I can fit a mars bar in my mouth sideways...

How the feck is that possible? :eek:

Buzz Killington the third

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I have no willy

I have no fanny. weird.....

justafied

i have a fake toe

danniemcq

Nimr wrote: »

How the feck is that possible? :eek:

I dunno! it takes a bit of wiggling but i can do it and it doesn't even break the bar.

Wossack

I have a pet bookcase, and a roommate thats also a shoe

Peregrine

danniemcq wrote: »

I dunno! it takes a bit of wiggling but i can do it and it doesn't even break the bar.

I think we're going to need some photographic evidence here

ElleEm

I can't remember if I brushed my teeth today.

Shenshen

I've got something like 30 or 40 poems memorised... just for the fun of it.

Chance The Rapper

Shenshen wrote: »

I've got something like 30 or 40 poems memorised... just for the fun of it.

Leaving cert?

Mr. CooL ICE

I have an unexplainable love of Toto

Shenshen

Chance The Rapper wrote: »

Leaving cert?

No, never did that, I grew up in Germany.

But I did use to work in factories during school holidays and semester breaks to finance university, and I found that so mindnumbingly boring and repetitive that I would start each day by reading a poem and then spending most of the day trying to remember it.

I would have more than 40, but The Raven took up at least 3 weeks.

RikkFlair

I'm allergic to myself.

neamhspleachi

I was born with a tail

MaroonAndGreen

I dont drink tea

neamhspleachi

MaroonAndGreen wrote: »

I dont drink tea

:eek:

Maximus Alexander

Sometimes when I get home from work I turn on my laptop and do a bit of programming. For fun like.

Sometimes when I get home drunk I turn on my laptop and do a bit of programming. For fun like.

Kaycee2

danniemcq wrote: »

I can fit a mars bar in my mouth sideways...

Mini mars?

ShadowHearth

I used to be skinny, now I am fat.... Strange...

corner of hells

Both my ears are the age as me.

thelad95

I don't think arses are sexy. It's all in the tits and face for me. The sight of Iggy Azalea or Kim Kardashian makes me feel sick.

I have an inexplicable fear of stamps.

MultiUmm

I have loose ligaments, meaning I can do really weird bendy stuff with my limbs, especially in the upper part of my body. I do a bit of yoga sometimes, comes in handy for that. :pac:

neamhspleachi

Dónal wrote: »

I have an inexplicable fear of stamps.

Timbrophobia

keith16

Nobody knows what I do for a living. Friends or family. I'm like Chandler. I'm basically a transponster. I transpond.

bboybaboy19

Nimr wrote: »

How the feck is that possible? :eek:

they're definitely after making them smaller bit by bit over the years. the full size ones are like fecking kids ones now.

dgt

I live like I post on here. Terribly

catallus

dgt wrote: »

I live like I post on here. Terribly

Yeah. We know. :P

I make mini-sculptures out of ear-wax. Other peoples', obviously.

Jesus Wept

Nimr wrote: »

How the feck is that possible? :eek:

Have you seen the size of a mars bar these days?
We could all do it.

Digital Solitude

I can stack 2 wagon wheels in my mouth, and then close my mouth without breaking them

RayM

Third nipple.

Tilly

I hate all pizzas and pasta. I'd be a useless Italian.

Leogirl

MaroonAndGreen wrote: »

I dont drink tea

Same here- can't stand the stuff. Been told I make a great cup of tea though.

nocoverart

I poo standing up.

fussyonion

I can 20 vodka and Cokes and not be drunk.

Penny Tration

I have hyper flexibility, so I can bend and twist my hands, arms and legs in mad ways, but frequently bend my wrists too much by mistake and end up in a bandage.

StormWarrior

I personally don't think this is strange but other people have commented that it is, so I'll include it. For more than 20 years, since I was a kid, I've been a mega-fan of the TV show Casualty. I used to record every episode and keep them on videotape, now I record an keep them on the sky box. Many times I've written to the BBC to request autographed pictures of all of the cast, I bought all of the books they released on the series. As a schoolkid my favourite character was Jude, I was such a big fan of hers that I even got my nose pierced, against my parents express orders, because she had her nose pierced.

I have a friend who is such a massive fan of Pat Butcher from Eastenders that when he was at university he started a Pat Butcher fan club and managed to persuade 3 people to join. He decorated the student flat with pictures of Pat Butcher and wrote to the BBC to request an autographed picture of her which still has pride of place on his wall today.

stefan idiot jones

I am a pacifist, vegetarian, non drinker, don't smoke, don't do drugs, helpful nice guy. I just cut up an apple and fed a possum that hangs about the garden....... however, if anyone dares, fcukin' dares to interrupt me eating will have my fury unleashed on them which they'll never forget. I'll snap, I'll drag you across tables and pin you to a wall with my fork at your throat if you dare disrupt my focus

When I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone. Some call it greed, I call it commitment.

danniemcq

Nimr wrote: »

I think we're going to need some photographic evidence here

Kaycee2 wrote: »

Mini mars?

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

Have you seen the size of a mars bar these days?
We could all do it.

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

stefan idiot jones

danniemcq wrote: »

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

Marlon Brando?

danniemcq

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Marlon Brando?

Dammit i don't have any oranges

Teyla Emmagan

nocoverart wrote: »

I poo standing up.

Lies! Unless you spend all day cleaning sh(t off yourself, of course.

Birneybau

fussyonion wrote: »

I can 20 vodka and Cokes and not be drunk.

You sound drunk right now.

--LOS--

I have a lump of skin on my finger that people sometimes confuse with a wart but is actually the remains of where my twin sister was detached from me.

whats newxt

I killed a man once, Not proud of it, not ashamed of it either just something i had to do.

StormWarrior

I thought of one other thing. I'm English, and I find Irish accents really scary. They sound really malevolent and sinister to me. Whenever I hear someone Irish talking I get really worried that they are going to kidnap me and incarcerate me in a Magdalene laundry.

Buzz Killington the third

danniemcq wrote: »

Yup they have definitely got smaller!

hehe