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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Jeremy Kyle, why just why. No, I don't watch it, but it's just the whole premise of the programme that trivially annoys me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It's the end of the world when the missus doesn't spend the extra euro on the softer toilet paper.

    Its like when the world falls out of your bottom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Yes, that one is firmly in the file marked "Do you have any IDEA how much I don't give a rattlin', scuttery fuck!!" :pac::pac::pac:

    I think she might have gathered that when the only reply I could conjur up was a small defeated bleating noise that a lamb might make as it's ripped from its mother to be taken to slaughter. I momentarily contemplated throwing myself in front of an oncoming car it was that surreal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I went for a haircut earlier in the year and your wan was telling me about how Johnny Cash was playing the opera house that night...



    He's been dead ten years woman!

    And you still let her cut your hair?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Yeh but, you use it on your vajayjay which has natural lubrication.

    See. see?

    Poor boys with their dry bums.


    I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,969 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    On a toilet-paper note, it irks me beyond all reason when I see a roll hung so that the paper is coming from underneath. The paper goes OVER, people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Sadderday wrote: »
    I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day

    To paraphrase another poster from a few weeks back, could that be the greatest B-side that Meatloaf never wrote?? :D


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sadderday wrote: »
    I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day

    Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


    *not a racist comment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,887 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    On a toilet-paper note, it irks me beyond all reason when I see a roll hung so that the paper is coming from underneath. The paper goes OVER, people!

    Not only is there a wiki page on this, it's extremely (and bafflingly) long.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


    *not a racist comment

    Well there's my first boards out-loud-chuckle of the day.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


    *not a racist comment

    Have ya not heard of colour catcher?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Yeah, turns me on big time when I open a new tub of Vanish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭hairybelly


    The taste in my mouth every morning despite brushing before bed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Dirty smokers.

    I don't mean all smokers are dirty, I mean those types who clearly wear clothes for more than one day and stink of stale smoke. Don't wash their hands after a fag. Wear the same coat day in day out, again stinking of gross stale smoke. Don't drink enough water or chew gum - makes them stink of smoke more I believe. Have "stabbers" in their pockets...good god the stink.

    I used to smoke but was a somewhat "clean" smoker, the missus never complained about stenches...just a little maybe straight after a delicious smoke, but I didn't smell bad in general.

    I say all this as I was stuck beside a stinking smoker yesterday on the luas...had to move in the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    hairybelly wrote: »
    The taste in my mouth every morning despite brushing before bed.

    Do you floss? Flossing is seriously good for that - you wake up feeling like you just brushed.

    Unless you've been on the gargle.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    Do you floss? Flossing is seriously good for that - you wake up feeling like you just brushed.

    Unless you've been on the gargle.

    really???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    I just go straight to the source and use puppies.

    Nooo, you did not just.... Ah:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,887 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    bluewolf wrote: »
    really???

    I would say no.

    The taste is due to the fact that your mouth doesn't produce saliva (which is an anti-bacterial cleanser) while you sleep. So the bacteria in your mouth run wild, and flossing won't change that completely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    My dog's morning breath smells like stale milk. It's super cute.

    A human would be booted out, mind.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have ya not heard of colour catcher?

    Ah now, you know me and my ironed sheets there Christy - I wouldn't be one for taking the risk of mixing my washing.

    Sure I had a black and white dress that I wore once and couldn't wear again for fear of it being destroyed in the wash :pac:

    I did use a colour catcher for that in the end and it worked quite well but the white isn't as white as it used to be :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    bluewolf wrote: »
    really???

    Works for me.

    A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Ah now, you know me and my ironed sheets there Christy - I wouldn't be one for taking the risk of mixing my washing.

    Sure I had a black and white dress that I wore once and couldn't wear again for fear of it being destroyed in the wash :pac:

    I did use a colour catcher for that in the end and it worked quite well but the white isn't as white as it used to be :D

    You should be in the Daz whiter than white ads. :pac:

    Sorry I didn't make it last Saturday. Tomorrow I will have the ironed sheets with me. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Works for me.

    A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.


    Sperm Breath.




    Just saying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭hairybelly


    Works for me.

    A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.

    Its mostly from my tongue, and tastes bad too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Sperm Breath.




    Just saying.

    Floss is now laced with sperm....whaaa????

    I knew it was a good moisturiser but I didn't know it was good for your teeth. :eek: Mind = Blown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    I knew it was a good moisturiser but ...

    Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one? :D


    Well, I can vouch.

    If you get shot in the face, your proper super soft.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one? :D

    I'm confused. :confused:

    I just order it off Amazon, it's a special moisturising cream with sperm being the active ingredient in it. Skin feels amazing, there's a lovely afterglow. True story.

    I just have to be careful not to put it on my leading lady. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Ladies I'd like to announce that along with bra fitting, I'm getting into the moisturiser business. PM for details. :pac:


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  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    "bra fitting, ladies?"
    "sure"
    *puts his hands over them*
    "yep they fit. Thanks. Next!"


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