Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

LynnGrace

Jeremy Kyle, why just why. No, I don't watch it, but it's just the whole premise of the programme that trivially annoys me.

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's the end of the world when the missus doesn't spend the extra euro on the softer toilet paper.

Its like when the world falls out of your bottom.

Vel

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, that one is firmly in the file marked "Do you have any IDEA how much I don't give a rattlin', scuttery fuck!!" :pac::pac::pac:

I think she might have gathered that when the only reply I could conjur up was a small defeated bleating noise that a lamb might make as it's ripped from its mother to be taken to slaughter. I momentarily contemplated throwing myself in front of an oncoming car it was that surreal

eisenberg1

Hotfail.com wrote: »

I went for a haircut earlier in the year and your wan was telling me about how Johnny Cash was playing the opera house that night...



He's been dead ten years woman!

And you still let her cut your hair?:D

Sadderday

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeh but, you use it on your vajayjay which has natural lubrication.

See. see?

Poor boys with their dry bums.

I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day

Dial Hard

On a toilet-paper note, it irks me beyond all reason when I see a roll hung so that the paper is coming from underneath. The paper goes OVER, people!

jimgoose

Sadderday wrote: »

I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day

To paraphrase another poster from a few weeks back, could that be the greatest B-side that Meatloaf never wrote??

Sadderday

Sadderday wrote: »

I don't just get wet from sitting on the toilet making mental notes of what washing needs doing that day

Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


*not a racist comment

osarusan

Dial Hard wrote: »

On a toilet-paper note, it irks me beyond all reason when I see a roll hung so that the paper is coming from underneath. The paper goes OVER, people!

Not only is there a wiki page on this, it's extremely (and bafflingly) long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

Maximus Alexander

Deleted User wrote: »

Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


*not a racist comment

Well there's my first boards out-loud-chuckle of the day.

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Aw man, it makes me sooooo excited separating those coloureds from those whites*.


*not a racist comment

Have ya not heard of colour catcher?

Sadderday

Yeah, turns me on big time when I open a new tub of Vanish

hairybelly

The taste in my mouth every morning despite brushing before bed.

KungPao

Dirty smokers.

I don't mean all smokers are dirty, I mean those types who clearly wear clothes for more than one day and stink of stale smoke. Don't wash their hands after a fag. Wear the same coat day in day out, again stinking of gross stale smoke. Don't drink enough water or chew gum - makes them stink of smoke more I believe. Have "stabbers" in their pockets...good god the stink.

I used to smoke but was a somewhat "clean" smoker, the missus never complained about stenches...just a little maybe straight after a delicious smoke, but I didn't smell bad in general.

I say all this as I was stuck beside a stinking smoker yesterday on the luas...had to move in the end.

Maximus Alexander

hairybelly wrote: »

The taste in my mouth every morning despite brushing before bed.

Do you floss? Flossing is seriously good for that - you wake up feeling like you just brushed.

Unless you've been on the gargle.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Do you floss? Flossing is seriously good for that - you wake up feeling like you just brushed.

Unless you've been on the gargle.

really???

czechlin

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I just go straight to the source and use puppies.

Nooo, you did not just.... Ah:D:D

osarusan

bluewolf wrote: »

really???

I would say no.

The taste is due to the fact that your mouth doesn't produce saliva (which is an anti-bacterial cleanser) while you sleep. So the bacteria in your mouth run wild, and flossing won't change that completely.

OldNotWIse

My dog's morning breath smells like stale milk. It's super cute.

A human would be booted out, mind.

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

Have ya not heard of colour catcher?

Ah now, you know me and my ironed sheets there Christy - I wouldn't be one for taking the risk of mixing my washing.

Sure I had a black and white dress that I wore once and couldn't wear again for fear of it being destroyed in the wash :pac:

I did use a colour catcher for that in the end and it worked quite well but the white isn't as white as it used to be

Maximus Alexander

bluewolf wrote: »

really???

Works for me.

A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah now, you know me and my ironed sheets there Christy - I wouldn't be one for taking the risk of mixing my washing.

Sure I had a black and white dress that I wore once and couldn't wear again for fear of it being destroyed in the wash :pac:

I did use a colour catcher for that in the end and it worked quite well but the white isn't as white as it used to be

You should be in the Daz whiter than white ads. :pac:

Sorry I didn't make it last Saturday. Tomorrow I will have the ironed sheets with me. :P

Sadderday

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Works for me.

A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.

Sperm Breath.




Just saying.

hairybelly

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Works for me.

A lot of people don't realise that bacteria builds up between the teeth and brushing doesn't get it out. Bacteria is what causes the smell. When I floss before bed my mouth feels much fresher in the morning. Obviously doesn't smell like mint though.

Its mostly from my tongue, and tastes bad too.

Fat Christy

Sadderday wrote: »

Sperm Breath.




Just saying.

Floss is now laced with sperm....whaaa????

I knew it was a good moisturiser but I didn't know it was good for your teeth. :eek: Mind = Blown.

Maximus Alexander

Fat Christy wrote: »

I knew it was a good moisturiser but ...

Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one?

Sadderday

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one?

Well, I can vouch.

If you get shot in the face, your proper super soft.

Fat Christy

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Hahahaha, what lucky lad managed to convince you of that one?

I'm confused.

I just order it off Amazon, it's a special moisturising cream with sperm being the active ingredient in it. Skin feels amazing, there's a lovely afterglow. True story.

I just have to be careful not to put it on my leading lady. :pac:

Maximus Alexander

Ladies I'd like to announce that along with bra fitting, I'm getting into the moisturiser business. PM for details. :pac:

"bra fitting, ladies?"
"sure"
*puts his hands over them*
"yep they fit. Thanks. Next!"