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    #872
    tomaussie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭tomaussie


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Lost my phone and wallet on Friday night - was hammered.
    Drank 2 bottles of champers and a rake of guinness = could have been robbed.
    Remember zero.

    #disgrace

    Sound like a roofie to me. Any pain ?


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    #873
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Ha
    Just a sore head.


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    #874
    Johner
    Registered Users Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    Just watched the ride on Foxrock! Jesus.


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    #875
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    He was found to have lost both front shoes. I can see why Heskin didnt get stuck in.


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    #876
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Hammers 25/1 for a top 4 finish droidy?!


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    #877
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Slattsy wrote: »
    He was found to have lost both front shoes. I can see why Heskin didnt get stuck in.

    Does someone look over the horses as they come in or can the go to the stable and take 2 shoes off while jockey and trainer are chatting to the stewards?


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    #878
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    You're a cynical fooker!


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    #879
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,411 ✭✭✭droidman123


    BumperD wrote: »
    Hammers 25/1 for a top 4 finish droidy?!

    It looks good bumper,but realisically i reckon top 6/7. We have a knack of shooting ourselves in the foot.i,m totally enjoying the football we are playing atm,joy to watch.alas in january we will lose 3 of our best players,song,kouyate,and the main man sakho to the african nations cup,if it goes ahead.


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    #880
    tomaussie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭tomaussie


    Big Andy is due an injury any second now too which won't help.


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    #881
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,411 ✭✭✭droidman123


    tomaussie wrote: »
    Big Andy is due an injury any second now too which won't help.

    True,but the valencia and sakho partnership is lethal,thats been the difference this season,we can cope with injuries better because we have a really decent squad.


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    #882
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Cockney sparrow brown bread.


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    #883
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    A sparrow sandwich?


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    #884
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Wouldn't be much to eat in a sparrow.


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    #885
    jousting with chairs
    Registered Users Posts: 929 ✭✭✭jousting with chairs


    Plenty of eating for a flat jockey :)


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    #886
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Just add bacon.


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    #887
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,411 ✭✭✭droidman123


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Just add bacon.

    off on my annual trip to the fatherland tomorrow, 4 days of lunacy lie ahead:p:p


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    #888
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    droidman123 wrote: »
    off on my annual trip to the fatherland tomorrow, 4 days of lunacy lie ahead:p:p

    Dawg. I still have not visited zie fatherland. On my list of to do's.


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    #889
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Whats your obsession with Germany?

    Going to Munich on my stag in april.


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    #890
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Whats your obsession with Germany?

    Going to Munich on my stag in april.


    Slattsy is getting married!!! I think my heart just broke.....


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    #891
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Slattsy is getting married!!! I think my heart just broke.....

    i'd say your over it already.


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    #892
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Slattsy wrote: »
    i'd say your over it already.

    Never. Ah Well it's just Johner for me now.


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    #893
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,411 ✭✭✭droidman123


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Whats your obsession with Germany?

    Going to Munich on my stag in april.

    Haha not really an obsession,I have been going there regular for nigh on 30 years.I just love the place.if you ever visit Bavaria in winter you will realise why,its beautiful. You will have a great time in Munich,be prepared to take a week off work when you come home to recover! : )


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    #894
    droidman123
    Registered Users Posts: 5,411 ✭✭✭droidman123


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Never. Ah Well it's just Johner for me now.

    Poor Johner,he must feel soooooo used.


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    #895
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Slattsy is getting married!!! I think my heart just broke.....

    You should see the fella he is marrying though, he looks like Peter Beardsley, has a club foot and Slattsy has to wipe his arse but they dont call Slattsy YR fingers for nothing.


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    #896
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    He has a lovely personality.


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    #897
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Sick. There really are some sick people out there. Went to the takeaway for some hangover food for the mrs, the fat woman after me orders a large Wendy's meal. She is first served her enormous gallon of coke with 6 satches of Splenda sugar. Proceeds to line them up neatly on the counter, rips off the tops in one go and dumps the contents into her coke. Then proceeds to inhale the coke while waiting for her meal. I felt like throwing up just watching her.


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    #898
    tomaussie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭tomaussie


    I'm currently reading 'salt, sugar, fat: How the food giants hooked us' by Michael Moss.

    Interesting shít Bumper. We are all addicts and not even aware of it.


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    #899
    Johner
    Registered Users Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    Have had Christmas FM on for a week straight.


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    #900
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Always have it on when im driving.

    In a bundle in work here :(


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    #901
    BumperD
    Registered Users Posts: 5,681 ✭✭✭BumperD


    Just in from the pub. Tomorrow could be a long day.


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