Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.

"Think Fast, Father Ted"

1…678911

Comments

  • #302
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    Puts a box over his head.

    What payment does the psychic ask for at the fun fair? Extra points for both answers

    Fortune teller: Cross my palm with silver
    Ted: I don't carry bags of it around with me
    Fortune Teller: give me a pound!

    For extra extra points, the fortune teller is also one of the women who talk about Billy's "lad" to Dougal and ted in the passion of st. tibulus!


  • #303
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Fortune teller: Cross my palm with silver
    Ted: I don't carry bags of it around with me
    Fortune Teller: give me a pound!

    For extra extra points, the fortune teller is also one of the women who talk about Billy's "lad" to Dougal and ted in the passion of st. tibulus!

    Did not know that!


  • #304
    IrishAlice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭IrishAlice


    Who becomes lodged in the tunnel of goats?


  • #305
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    IrishAlice wrote: »
    Who becomes lodged in the tunnel of goats?

    A child and then a nurse.

    The Holy Stone of Clonrickard was upgraded to a Class-what Relic?


  • #306
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    A child and then a nurse.

    The Holy Stone of Clonrickard was upgraded to a Class-what Relic?

    A class 2 relic.

    Who was lured there and what happened him?


  • Advertisement
  • #307
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The bishop. Jack stuck the stone up his arse

    How many episodes is Graham Norton in?


  • #308
    x43r0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭x43r0


    efb wrote: »
    The bishop. Jack stuck the stone up his arse

    How many episodes is Graham Norton in?

    3

    Hell, Flight into Terror and The Mainland


    What kind of stuff would you expect from a class 1 relic?


  • #309
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,496 ✭✭✭munster87


    Time travel, bringing people back from the dead and something else


  • #310
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cloning dinosaurs


  • #311
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What "big city" was Ted referring to when he said he missed the noise, lights and the buzz of?


  • Advertisement
  • #312
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wicklow town I think it was

    What information did the fax machine on the coffin give?


  • #313
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    What "big city" was Ted referring to when he said he missed the noise, lights and the buzz of?

    Wexford


  • #314
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Wicklow town I think it was

    What information did the fax machine on the coffin give?

    Sorry to hear you've died was one of the messages that came through.


    What did Ted claim toilet duck would do to Father Jack?


  • #315
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    Sorry to hear you've died was one of the messages that came through.


    What did Ted claim toilet duck would do to Father Jack?

    He'd be seeing the pink elephants again ..

    What did Dougal ask for in the police station in the mainland.


  • #316
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    demanufactured wrote: »
    He'd be seeing the pink elephants again ..

    What did Dougal ask for in the police station in the mainland.

    a steak or a plate of chips.

    why did he not get to take a bite out of the steak??


  • #317
    x43r0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭x43r0


    ballsymchugh wrote: »
    a steak or a plate of chips.

    why did he not get to take a bite out of the steak??

    No no no - He asked for a Lasagne and a chicken tikka

    He got the steak in the restaurant on the mainland and it got taken off the table from him as he was just about to take a bite

    What was the number to call Priest Chatback?


  • #318
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dougal was actually pulled away from the table by Ted just as he had the steak on the fork. Ted just got a call to say they had to go to the Garda station.


  • #319
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,931 ✭✭✭statto25


    x43r0 wrote: »

    What was the number to call Priest Chatback?

    0898 333 201


  • #320
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    On which day of the week did Eoin McLove come to visit?


  • #321
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    x43r0 wrote: »
    No no no - He asked for a Lasagne and a chicken tikka

    He got the steak in the restaurant on the mainland and it got taken off the table from him as he was just about to take a bite

    What was the number to call Priest Chatback?

    dammit. i've been getting that wrong for years then. oh well, at least i got a kick out of it any time i asked for it in the wrong place!
    fr ted got called to the garda station because mrs doyle was arrested.


  • Advertisement
  • #322
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    He asked for a chicken satay..when they didn't have it he asked for a bag of chips. ..Ye both lose


  • #323
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    131spanner wrote: »
    If you mean where it was shot, then Fanore beach, Co. Clare (afaik).

    If you mean where it's set, I dunno! :D

    Is it not set in Co Clare not just that scene?


  • #324
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, it's set on Craggy Island. One of the many magical and mystical things about the island is that it's as small or as big as the episode needs :D

    The reason a lot of it was filmed in Clare was due to the house being there. It's on the Boston road near a village called Kilfenora. Go there and you'll see the real Vaughan's pub featured in "Are You Right There Father Ted".


  • #325
    Hidalgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,845 ✭✭✭Hidalgo


    demanufactured wrote: »
    He asked for a chicken satay..when they didn't have it he asked for a bag of chips. ..Ye both lose

    He definitely asked for a lasagne at some stage.
    He was so hungry he thought he might die. Cue scary music.

    Name the shipwreck that appears on the opening credits


  • #326
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,685 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Hidalgo wrote: »
    He definitely asked for a lasagne at some stage.
    He was so hungry he thought he might die. Cue scary music.

    Name the shipwreck that appears on the opening credits

    Plassy


  • #327
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    What is it that Mrs Doyle like about making tea?


  • #328
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,685 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    demanufactured wrote: »
    What is it that Mrs Doyle like about making tea?

    The misery?


  • #329
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    On the subject of what car ted drove..he did drive a Cortina
    He did drive another car at one stage before that....what was it?
    Bonus of you can name the episode.


  • #330
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Got SAVAGE afternoon tea in the fr ted house in Clare yesterday.

    Unreal food


  • Advertisement
  • #331
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    demanufactured wrote: »
    He asked for a chicken satay..when they didn't have it he asked for a bag of chips. ..Ye both lose

    saw this episode last night. he asked for the chips at the optician.
    when he was told that it was a garda station, he settled on the chicken curry and the pilau rice.


Advertisement