So me Meeting my new neighbour didnt go too wel

Specialun

I spotted a new neighbour moving in a few house down last week. A couple in their early 30's

This morning As I went out to work I was feeding the friendly neighbourhood black cat .As I was she came over to introduce herself and asked me the cats name. Cats only around a few days

She asked me his name

"Oj is what I call him"

Looks at me confused "OJ??"

Yes OJ I said as I saw him killing a few birds

Now as this stage I thought she would get my joke but alas she didn't get it so I explained it

"his a black cat and he kills birds and gets away with it"

It eventually clicked with her and she says to " That's an appaling name" and storms off in a huff

SO AH now what do I do to make the new neighbour realise i'm not a weirdo or should I just move on as she didn't get my humour

fedor.2.

Kill her

SweetChaos

Screw her she has no sense of funnys :pac:

Mr. CooL ICE

I, for one, do not believe this actually happened

wretcheddomain

Specialun wrote: »

This morning As I went out to work I was feeding the friendly neighbourhood black cat .As I was she came over to introduce herself ...

Cats speak in your neck of the woods?

I think it's a clinic you're in at the moment.

The Backwards Man

My sympathies to your cat.

samantha fortune

Hahaha what a great name for the cat i must say.

Screw them and move on they clearly dont have a funny side so f**k them.

Specialun

LordChessington wrote: »

I, for one, do not believe this actually happened

I, for one, do believe this actually happened

mickydoomsux

samantha fortune wrote: »

Screw them and move on...

Moving house because your neighbour didn't enjoy your slightly off colour joke seems a bit extreme.......

Hande hoche!

Next time you see her use the Chewbacca defence.

Lucifer MorningStar

Invite them around for a meal OP, I reckon some bird brain stew would go down a treat

The Bishop Basher

Thinly veiled "let everyone know the really funny name I came up with for a cat" thread.

Shane cause it's actually a funny name.

Staplor

SweetChaos wrote: »

Screw her she has no sense of funnys :pac:

Like screw her, screw her?

Defo screw her.

PizzamanIRL

Why would you want to get to know someone who doesn't like that name and the reason behind it? Her loss. No more time to be wasted on her.

Maximus Alexander

LordChessington wrote: »

I, for one, do not believe this actually happened

It's a fairly amusing little anecdote but it's hardly outlandish or in any way worthy of bothering to make up and post about...

evolving_doors

So what is the cats real name then if Oj is its stage name?

Anyway ...

What do you call a black cat that sits in the cockpit of an aeroplane?
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A pilot you racist

Buzz Killington the third

Buy her some nice underwear to say sorry.

byronbay2

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Next time you see her use the Chewbacca defence.

OK, I'll bite - what's the Chewbacca defence??

Shane-KornSpace

I'd have cracked up at that! Haha

Specialun

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Buy her some nice underwear to say sorry.

I have old ones I was going to throw out so good suggestion

CPSW

Great name for a cat!! We call one of the lads in work OJ, cos he gets away with murder..

Procasinator

Swanner wrote: »

Thinly veiled "let everyone know the really funny name I came up with for a cat" thread.

Shane cause it's actually a funny name.

Shane isn't really that funny of a name.

greedygoblin

byronbay2 wrote: »

OK, I'll bite

No no no. That's the Luis Suarez defence.

Un Croissant

LordChessington wrote: »

I, for one, do not believe this actually happened

Youtube might be more your speed.

FAAAKE!

wyndham

Is she hot?

Hande hoche!

byronbay2 wrote: »

OK, I'll bite - what's the Chewbacca defence??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKi92j6eLE

cml387

The person living "a few doors down" is not a neighbour. You had no need to engage them in conversation.

In fact I barely acknowledge the guy who lives next door, and he's been there twenty years.

Specialun

well shes not exactly Jessica Alba but then again shes not exactly gail from coronation street

Specialun

cml387 wrote: »

The person living "a few doors down" is not a neighbour. You had no need to engage them in conversation.

In fact I barely acknowledge the guy who lives next door, and he's been there twenty years.

Soooo as the lady walked over to me should I have said "Oi fookoff girl. Im busy here"

PLUG71

Specialun wrote: »

I spotted a new neighbour moving in a few house down last week. A couple in their early 30's

This morning As I went out to work I was feeding the friendly neighbourhood black cat .As I was she came over to introduce herself and asked me the cats name. Cats only around a few days

She asked me his name

"Oj is what I call him"

Looks at me confused "OJ??"

Yes OJ I said as I saw him killing a few birds

Now as this stage I thought she would get my joke but alas she didn't get it so I explained it

"his a black cat and he kills birds and gets away with it"

It eventually clicked with her and she says to " That's an appaling name" and storms off in a huff

SO AH now what do I do to make the new neighbour realise i'm not a weirdo or should I just move on as she didn't get my humour

Move on she has no sence of humour!

Nozzer

We had a dog called OJ in 1996! He was white but that was the joke

cml387

Specialun wrote: »

Soooo as the lady walked over to me should I have said "Oi fookoff girl. Im busy here"

Well your plan worked out extremely well.

Good neighbourliness only leads to "can I borrow the lawnmower" and other ghastliness.

Buzz Killington the third

Nozzer wrote: »

We had a dog called OJ in 1996! He was white but that was the joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

catallus

Nozzer wrote: »

We had a dog called OJ in 1996! He was white but that was the joke

I don't get it?

Nozzer

catallus wrote: »

I don't get it?

Not much to get???!!!!

Nozzer

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

It won't play for me

catallus

Nozzer wrote: »

Not much to get???!!!!

But you said there was a joke!?

Nozzer

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

It won't play for me

Nozzer

catallus wrote: »

I don't get it?

Not much to get???!!!!

catallus

Nozzer wrote: »

Not much to get???!!!!

But you said there was a joke!?

Buzz Killington the third

catallus wrote: »

But you said there was a joke!?

I once called a dog Helen Keller, it was hilarious because she wasn't deaf or blind!

PizzamanIRL

I had a dog called OJ because he liked orange juice

Nozzer

catallus wrote: »

But you said there was a joke!?

Everybody used to ask his name and then say "but he's white??!!!" and laugh.
The OJ Simpson trial was much more current that year than it is now. Also I was 13, leave my 13 year old self alone!!!

Maximus Alexander

I once had a cat named Socks, because she was all black but her feet were white. Am I doin' it right?

Buzz Killington the third

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I once had a cat named Socks, because she was all black but her feet were white. Am I doin' it right?

No, you're supposed to call it the opposite of what it is :mad:

catallus

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

I once called a dog Helen Keller, it was hilarious because she wasn't deaf or blind!

While I can appreciate the subtle humour and the delectable irony of your choice of name for your dog, I'm still trying to fathom Nozzer's post.

Nozzer wrote: »

Everybody used to ask his name and then say "but he's white??!!!" and laugh.
The OJ Simpson trial was much more current that year than it is now. Also I was 13, leave my 13 year old self alone!!!

This is just not good enough.

Why would people laugh at that!? 13 or not, there has to be some sort of logic to calling a dog OJ.

Nozzer

catallus wrote: »

While I can appreciate the subtle humour and the delectable irony of your choice of name for your dog, I'm still trying to fathom Nozzer's post.




This is just not good enough.

Why would people laugh at that!? 13 or not, there has to be some sort of logic to calling a dog OJ.

God, minus craic!!!

Nozzer

catallus wrote: »

While I can appreciate the subtle humour and the delectable irony of your choice of name for your dog, I'm still trying to fathom Nozzer's post.




This is just not good enough.

Why would people laugh at that!? 13 or not, there has to be some sort of logic to calling a dog OJ.

God, minus craic!!!

Cantremember

catallus wrote: »

While I can appreciate the subtle humour and the delectable irony of your choice of name for your dog, I'm still trying to fathom Nozzer's post.




This is just not good enough.

Why would people laugh at that!? 13 or not, there has to be some sort of logic to calling a dog OJ.

The dog was also a star footballer with a penchant for the cutlery drawer. He was well known in circles of canine appreciation.

Pumpkinseeds

On the plus side she seems to like cats. On the minus side she's obviously a PC brigade idiot with no sense of humour. Let her ride off on her high horse.

catallus

Neighbour sees OP feeding cat, decides to go over and start friendly conversation.

"Hi how's things!? Nice cat, What's his name?"

Specialun is bending down beside the cat and looks over his shoulder with a creepy smile on his face and says "OJ"

Neighbour: "Oh. OJ? Why's that?"

Specialun: "Cos of OJ Simpson?!"

Neighbour: "Eh?"

Specialun: "Well the cat is black."

Neighbour: "Uh-hu?"

Specialun: "and he kills birds!", Specialun begins to cackle a maniacal laugh, overcome with the amazing funniness of his comment.

Neighbour: "That's awful" and runs away.

Can you tell I write scripts for Bollywood?