Manchester United Superthread 2014 mod warning #8081

Vic Vinegar

This is just weird, the France team re-imagined as women... why, i have no idea.

Look at Evra top right. Ribery is disturbing looking.

Timmyctc

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

This is just weird, the France team re-imagined as women... why, i have no idea.

Look at Evra top right. Ribery is disturbing looking.

I have the weirdest boner right now

Mars Bar

What's the story with the real woman in there then?!

Manutd_4life

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

This is just weird, the France team re-imagined as women... why, i have no idea.

Look at Evra top right. Ribery is disturbing looking.

The state of nasri :eek:

billyhead

Surely money bags Monaco and PSG will come in for him and as we well know money talks at the end of the day so forget all this rubbish about him saying he wants to return to the English League.

Manutd_4life

billyhead wrote: »

Surely money bags Monaco and PSG will come in for him and as we well know money talks at the end of the day so forget all this rubbish about him saying he wants to return to the English League.

No thanks:p

bucketybuck

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

Assuming our new manager wants him that is.

Our current options are Carrick, Cleverley and Felliani. If LVG doesn't want the likes of Fabregas then thats just as bad as Moyes not wanting Thiago or Strootman.

Lord TSC

bucketybuck wrote: »

Our current options are Carrick, Cleverley and Felliani. If LVG doesn't want the likes of Fabregas then thats just as bad as Moyes not wanting Thiago or Strootman.

Its only as bad if LVG doesn't have other plans to bring in players. if he turns down Fab because he has others he wants, AND he brings them in, then I really don't mind...

Jordonvito

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

This is just weird, the France team re-imagined as women... why, i have no idea.

Look at Evra top right. Ribery is disturbing looking.

Pogba is kinda hot...

dahat

Evra looks like Les Battersbys wife from Corrie.

Thecon21

Ribery looks like the winner of the Eurovision..

bucketybuck

Teamshadowclan wrote: »

Its only as bad if LVG doesn't have other plans to bring in players. if he turns down Fab because he has others he wants, AND he brings them in, then I really don't mind...

Which is fair enough. But should we start next season without having made the necessary changes then he deserves just as much criticism as Moyes got.

bedrock#1

Jordonvito wrote: »

Pogba is kinda hot...

This is the second most disturbing thing I've seen today after seeing a magpie eating my cats puke off the patio....

Lord TSC

bucketybuck wrote: »

Which is fair enough. But should we start next season without having made the necessary changes then he deserves just as much criticism as Moyes got.

100% agree.

But that's all hypothetical at the moment.

IvySlayer

Nasri has got the vibe of Britney Spears

Manutd_4life

Whats the story with Carvalho. In Feb and March, journos where saying our scouts have watched him like 20 times and highly rated him. And it looked like he was keen to move to us. Gone pretty quiet with him since moyes' departure. any updates

Will I Amnt

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Whats the story with Carvalho. In Feb and March, journos where saying our scouts have watched him like 20 times and highly rated him. And it looked like he was keen to move to us. Gone pretty quiet with him since moyes' departure. any updates

Maybe that's the reason...

Vic Vinegar

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Whats the story with Carvalho. In Feb and March, journos where saying our scouts have watched him like 20 times and highly rated him. And it looked like he was keen to move to us. Gone pretty quiet with him since moyes' departure. any updates

Moyes wanted him. van Gaal doesn't.

Lord TSC

Schmeichel is confident.

“I know it for a fact that we have a choice of all the players we want. So whomever Van Gaal wants, he can have them,” said Schmeichel, 50, who won five Premier League titles with United. “I spoke with (United executive vice-chairman) Ed Woodward and I know that whichever players Van Gaal wants, he is already in contact with them, and all of them want to come to Man United.”

http://www.todayonline.com/sports/football/van-gaal-will-get-players-he-wants-says-schmeichel

Toobz

Bombleswizzum wrote: »

Moyes wanted him. van Gaal doesn't.

Such a shame Moyes wasn't given time..his transfer targets are performing well.

Cantona's Collars

In one way I'd hate if it happened but in another,it'd be hilarious for the epic meltdown it'd cause.

http://www.squawka.com/news/luis-suarez-to-united/118308

Lord TSC

zerks wrote: »

In one way I'd hate if it happened but in another,it'd be hilarious for the epic meltdown it'd cause.

http://www.squawka.com/news/luis-suarez-to-united/118308

I'd be like...

Agueroooo

The last line of the article sums it up...

"This is one for the dreamers."

Whatsisname

Fat Frank leaving, more of a reason for Fab at Chelsea?

Agueroooo

Edited that if I was you, and quick

RE: World Cup Sweep Stakes -

NeVer, I am relinquishing my spot in the sweeps, trying Paypal for the last half hour has done nothing but make me frustrated and bring on a mild headache.

Best of luck to whoever takes up my spot.

Rayne Wooney

The window hasn't even opened and we already have the most ridiculous rumour out of the way

That'll be hard to top really but there's still 3 months for the daily mail to string something together

KombuchaMshroom

As hilarious as it would be to see that transfer happen because of the meltdown some people would have over it, even if there was tiny tiny possibility of it happening, which there isn't, I would hate to see that transfer go through.

It would be a joke to waste so much of the transfer budget on one of the only positions where we are actually covered, and regardless of how good he might be I could never ever bring myself to support a player like that.

Tbh, even just linking to articles with stories like that is a waste of time because all you are doing is helping increase traffic to that website which is all they are trying to achieve by writing nonsense like that.

Lord TSC

If we didn't post clickbait stories, this topic would be a lot quieter....

mike65

The article started in the Mirror and was clearly tongue in cheek. A reflection of transfer window madness.