worst thing your parents ever found in your room.

Ihatecuddles

Sacramento wrote: »

I almost don't want to tell this one..

Being the oldest and most computer literate person in the house I had the computer and printer in my room. At the age of 16 my then girlfriend wanted a picture of my knob with her name written on it sent to her. So I took one with the digital camera and put it on the computer to send in an email. I deleted it from the camera and the computer and also deleted the sent email. Safe as houses I thought!

Well the next day my Dad wants to print something off so up he goes to my room to use the computer. He comes back down and I suspect nothing went wrong, he says nothing.

I go back upstairs after dinner to find an a4 print of my knob with my then girlfriends name written on it on top of my pillow. I start to sweat and remembered that when I had right clicked the image earlier, I had accidentally selected print but forgot to destroy the printed page... Then I started to start swear more thinking that not only had my Dad seen this picture, but he might not even realise it was mine, he might think I was printing off pictures of random knobs in my spare time.
So I gathered all the courage I had in my hormonal teenage body and went downstairs to try and explain myself.
My Dad is sitting down having dessert.

"That picture was for my girlfriend" I say.

"I'm having my dessert, don't put me off it" he says.

Last time it was every mentioned and I still cringe thinking about the mortification to this day.

You reminded me of one!

I got a little pink digital camera when I was about 16. It could be used as a webcam. I took a photo of me in a sexy bra on it, put it on the computer and deleted it. I don't even know what I did with it, whether I sent it to anyone.

Anyway, my sister found it in the recycle bin and my excuse was 'oh I got a new bra and wanted to show my friend'

f*cking idiot.

thegreatgonzo

A lump of hash. Wouldn't have minded except it really wasn't mine, I would have hidden it better. Stupid drunk friend!

cletus van damme

1shot16 wrote: »

That dirty aul **** sock everyone had or has under their bed...

i used an old tshirt.

my mam found it - "i found your tshirt, disgusting"
my heart ran cold.
no need to second guess which one.

Ben D Bus

Sacramento wrote: »

I almost don't want to tell this one..

Being the oldest and most computer literate person in the house I had the computer and printer in my room. At the age of 16 my then girlfriend wanted a picture of my knob with her name written on it sent to her. So I took one with the digital camera and put it on the computer to send in an email. I deleted it from the camera and the computer and also deleted the sent email. Safe as houses I thought!

Well the next day my Dad wants to print something off so up he goes to my room to use the computer. He comes back down and I suspect nothing went wrong, he says nothing.

I go back upstairs after dinner to find an a4 print of my knob with my then girlfriends name written on it on top of my pillow. I start to sweat and remembered that when I had right clicked the image earlier, I had accidentally selected print but forgot to destroy the printed page... Then I started to start swear more thinking that not only had my Dad seen this picture, but he might not even realise it was mine, he might think I was printing off pictures of random knobs in my spare time.
So I gathered all the courage I had in my hormonal teenage body and went downstairs to try and explain myself.
My Dad is sitting down having dessert.

"That picture was for my girlfriend" I say.

"I'm having my dessert, don't put me off it" he says.

Last time it was every mentioned and I still cringe thinking about the mortification to this day.

If her name was something like Suzanna Victoria Huffington-Smythe I wouldn't be too bothered. If I was forced to shorten it to Sue I'd have been mortified

hufpc8w3adnk65

Empty box of Viagra!

sdanseo

I remember spilling a snack box down the side of the desk and cleaning it up - or so I thought. My mam was cleaning the place literally months later and turns out that a piece of chicken for some reason hadn't actually smelled, but just disintegrated into a powder and embedded itself into the floorboards.

Smelled when moved, though.

Kevwoody

Kevwoody wrote: »

It hurt my brain to read that

You are likely to also find some Solpadeine in my bedroom - if that helps? Are you normally so delicate?

force eleven

A three week old forgotten half eaten ham sammich from under the bed years ago.. My mother said it literally waved a white flag in surrender as she cleaned my room.

allibastor

Sacramento wrote: »

I almost don't want to tell this one..

Being the oldest and most computer literate person in the house I had the computer and printer in my room. At the age of 16 my then girlfriend wanted a picture of my knob with her name written on it sent to her. So I took one with the digital camera and put it on the computer to send in an email. I deleted it from the camera and the computer and also deleted the sent email. Safe as houses I thought!

Well the next day my Dad wants to print something off so up he goes to my room to use the computer. He comes back down and I suspect nothing went wrong, he says nothing.

I go back upstairs after dinner to find an a4 print of my knob with my then girlfriends name written on it on top of my pillow. I start to sweat and remembered that when I had right clicked the image earlier, I had accidentally selected print but forgot to destroy the printed page... Then I started to start swear more thinking that not only had my Dad seen this picture, but he might not even realise it was mine, he might think I was printing off pictures of random knobs in my spare time.
So I gathered all the courage I had in my hormonal teenage body and went downstairs to try and explain myself.
My Dad is sitting down having dessert.

"That picture was for my girlfriend" I say.

"I'm having my dessert, don't put me off it" he says.

Last time it was every mentioned and I still cringe thinking about the mortification to this day.

What was her name, just to know how many letters you could fit on there.

harry Bailey esq

allibastor wrote: »

What was her name, just to know how many letters you could fit on there.

Ann :pac:

harry Bailey esq

allibastor wrote: »

What was her name, just to know how many letters you could fit on there.

Ann :pac:

holystungun9

My cousin's sexy knickers . I was 14/15 at the time.

cloud493

holystungun9 wrote: »

My cousin's sexy knickers . I was 14/15 at the time.

Thats just odd.

turnikett1

My mam found her own hash pipe in my room lol. Needless to say she freaked out at me, for both reasons!

harry Bailey esq

holystungun9 wrote: »

My cousin's sexy knickers . I was 14/15 at the time.

:eek:

GalwayGuy2

Thats just odd.

Actually, it's more common than you think. It can range from bad decision making to an unknown kink, or just general tabooness.

EDIT:

a **** sock shoved down the side of the bed and you could play hurling with it ...it was that hard

I never understand how men could do that? Doesn't it smell up the room?

cloud493

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Actually, it's more common than you think. It can range from bad decision making to an unknown kink, or just general tabooness.

EDIT:



I never understand how men could do that? Doesn't it smell up the room?

Doesn't make it not odd.

thedarksh1te

My granny found my lesbian porno DVD! She went off to Lourdes about two weeks later, I'd say there were some prayers said for me that week!

CarrickMcJoe

Sacramento wrote: »

I almost don't want to tell this one..

Being the oldest and most computer literate person in the house I had the computer and printer in my room. At the age of 16 my then girlfriend wanted a picture of my knob with her name written on it sent to her. So I took one with the digital camera and put it on the computer to send in an email. I deleted it from the camera and the computer and also deleted the sent email. Safe as houses I thought!

Well the next day my Dad wants to print something off so up he goes to my room to use the computer. He comes back down and I suspect nothing went wrong, he says nothing.

I go back upstairs after dinner to find an a4 print of my knob with my then girlfriends name written on it on top of my pillow. I start to sweat and remembered that when I had right clicked the image earlier, I had accidentally selected print but forgot to destroy the printed page... Then I started to start swear more thinking that not only had my Dad seen this picture, but he might not even realise it was mine, he might think I was printing off pictures of random knobs in my spare time.
So I gathered all the courage I had in my hormonal teenage body and went downstairs to try and explain myself.
My Dad is sitting down having dessert.

"That picture was for my girlfriend" I say.

"I'm having my dessert, don't put me off it" he says.

Last time it was every mentioned and I still cringe thinking about the mortification to this day.

Your Dad might have thought your girlfriend had a knob!:D

Seaneh

Girlfriend.

Mother was away for a weekend visiting a friend in cork, older brothers were off at a festival or something so I was "babysitting" my little sisters. Girlfriend comes over to "watch a film".

Mother walks into my room the next morning to tell me she got home early and finds me in bed with a half naked girl. We were both only 15 or 16 and didn't even have sex that night, just lots of awkward fumbling.

Anyway, the next week was full of mutterings of "if you get that poor girl pregnant" etc, no matter how much I said nothing happened.
The mother had my eldest brother when she was pretty young so this sort of thing freaked her out a bit, I was the 5th of 5 boys though, she should have been well used to it be then!

Tail Docker

Ye must all have had seriously cool parents. In ours, Andy McNab would have been rated as an amateur in the hiding-shyte stakes as the penalty for getting caught would literally have been death. Probably. None of us slipped up to find out for sure. Stuff under the mattress, pfft, amateurs. It was like Stalag luft VX1 in our gaff.

djerk

my parents never went near my room..id be seriously creeped out if they did!

i was rarely home when i was a teenager anyway.. so they probably wouldnt have found anything much of interest to hold against me

rem one particular sat night was drinking and smoking some spliffs in the room with lads and a few girls and my dad decides to open the door and stick his head in.. we were all there like rabbits in the headlights.. and he goes 'jaysus lads, you could catch cancer in here!' and fecks off.. not sure if i should be proud of that or not but it was funny at the time!

djerk

Tail Docker wrote: »

Ye must all have had seriously cool parents. In ours, Andy McNab would have been rated as an amateur in the hiding-shyte stakes as the penalty for getting caught would literally have been death. Probably. None of us slipped up to find out for sure. Stuff under the mattress, pfft, amateurs. It was like Stalag luft VX1 in our gaff.

my cousin was borne into a similar state of affairs he had stuff stashed under floor boards and had secret compartments all over his house. if he (we:) were caught doing anything wrong i wouldnt see him for weeks. had these mad curfews his parents imposed on him and if he was 5mins late his ma would drive all around the village like she was in a patrol car looking for him. when he started smoking.. he had about 10 bottles of listerine and lynx hidden in random places all the ways to his house.. before going home hed routinely douse himself in both!

you gotta wonder what kind of effect that kind of parenting has on people

Tail Docker

djerk wrote: »

my cousin was borne into a similar state of affairs he had stuff stashed under floor boards and had secret compartments all over his house. if he (we:) were caught doing anything wrong i wouldnt see him for weeks. had these mad curfews his parents imposed on him and if he was 5mins late his ma would drive all around the village like she was in a patrol car looking for him. when he started smoking.. he had about 10 bottles of listerine and lynx hidden in random places all the ways to his house.. before going home hed routinely douse himself in both!

you gotta wonder what kind of effect that kind of parenting has on people

feckin teaches you to cover your tracks anyway! CSI Miami would be fecked if I ever go rogue.