Dogging ?

Cantremember

TheHappyChappy wrote: »

Maynooth is mentioned quite a lot on alternative lifestyle websites as a location where like minded 'doggers'
meet from across the country.

I never appreciated all that went on there myself

Maynooth has been a centre for sexual dysfunction for a long time.

orangesoda

I would have thought the back of the auld parish GAA hall would have been a hot spot, maybe the country boys aren't into that sort of caper

gg2

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Something a bit grim about a relationship when the only way both of you can spice it up, is by driving the Mondeo down to a secluded spot, fumbling around with each other and waiting for a load of perverts to emerge slowly out of trees. Pulling the flutes off themselves before seagulling all over the bonnet.

So far this week I've learned the terms "seagulling" and "painters radio" from AH. I'm trying to figure out which one to proposition my OH with this weekend.

flutered

orangesoda wrote: »

I'm a randy auld hallion myself but dogging is just sick,
I saw it being orgainised on xhamster, a session in belfast with cross dressers and what not

that place is better than xtravision for videos

Gran Hermano

gg2 wrote: »

So far this week I've learned the terms "seagulling" and "painters radio" from AH. I'm trying to figure out which one to proposition my OH with this weekend.

Well if your seagulling is successful she could resemble a painters radio.

gg2

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Well if your seagulling is successful she could resemble a painters radio.

I'm the she

Davarus Walrus

gg2 wrote: »

So far this week I've learned the terms "seagulling" and "painters radio" from AH. I'm trying to figure out which one to proposition my OH with this weekend.

If you've brought her out for a steak dinner, followed by a couple of drinks then you should probably ask for a billposter's bucket.

gg2

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

If you've brought her out for a steak dinner, followed by a couple of drinks then you should probably ask for a billposter's bucket.

See above.

Billposter's bucket??

John Cherry

There was a add on Craigslist there a few months ago about someone wanting to meet up for Dogging at the Mater hospital.

I don't know how that would work out.

MonkieSocks

gg2 wrote: »

See above.

Billposter's bucket??

Bill Posters Bucket



A popular vagina or anus containing the fruit of many loins
Jesus.

"She shagged so many of themn shes got a minge like a billposters bucket"

My Favourite is " She Had A Twat Like A Wizard's Sleeve "

Ah-Watch

COYW wrote: »

Old airport road facing the runway. Same thing. Noticed it coming home from the airport one night.

Was it Nidge and Linda?? Animals, poor ol Fran

WilyCoyote

Paddy Power went 6/4 on the car nearest the rail at Shelbourne Park tonight but he turned his head and was disqualified. Boom Boom!

PopePalpatine

Cantremember wrote: »

Maynooth has been a centre for sexual dysfunction for a long time.

The priests need some release from time to time. :pac:

Satriale

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

before seagulling all over the bonnet.

lmao. I need to use this phrase just once before you copyright it and make millions...

the_monkey

There is a thread on dogging on AH - about a year old , some of the funniest posts I have ever read.


I remember someone mentioning that their car looked like a plasterers radio after it ..

C14N

"in this country, it makes you look like a pervert, BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT!"

eisenberg1

wazky wrote: »

Sheep are better lovers though.

And if you flip them over on their back, you can kiss them as well:D

victoriawinter

is it a group of consenting adults enjoying them selfs with like minded people....
prehaps less judging
I wouldnt personally enjoy the event but I would be happy for anyone that dose. .

The Diabolical Monocle

Ah I can see it now, every type of beautiful exotic woman patiently awaiting my possible arrival in a remote car park.

Well that or dodging my car through a herd rape of devients as they try to spiderman my car.