Holy Grail has been found

WilyCoyote

The onyx goblet from which Jesus drank has been found. Hidden inside a jewel-decked chalice, historians say it is the real thing. It has been dated between 200BC and 100AD and has been in a Basilica in Leon, Northern Spain for over 1000 years. Belong to an 11th century Queen, the beautiful chalice entombed the Holy Grail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593336/Jewel-encrusted-goblet-gathering-dust-tiny-Spanish-museum-touched-lips-Jesus-fact-HOLY-GRAIL-say-two-historians-book-prove-it.html

Stavros Murphy

The Nazis are gonna be pi55ed.

Molester Stallone

If the daily mail say so, it must be true. Praise Jebus!

Sir Arthur Daley

Well holy God.

calanus

arse it has

Festy

Jesus never existed

The Moldy Gowl

Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?

The Backwards Man

AUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA

mike65

Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade!

kowloon

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?

'...touched the lips of Jesus'. Read the article ffs!

mike65 wrote: »

Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade!

Fetch the book of armaments!

Fratton Fred

Festy wrote: »

Jesus never existed

Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.

The Moldy Gowl

kowloon wrote: »

'...touched the lips of Jesus'. Read the article!

Make me

WilyCoyote

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?

You're obviously no relation of a Lickapussi Rex.

And what, may we ask, were you before you morphed into a Gowlasaurus?

A Reregasaurus by any chance?

AnonoBoy

Did they find it in Harrison Ford's house?

I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary that he'd bought it off some auld lad once.

darkpagandeath

Err that's a bit elaborate for a carpenter to have had.

The Moldy Gowl

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You're obviously no relation of a Lickapussi Rex.

And what, may we ask, were you before you morphed into a Gowlasaurus?

A Reregasaurus by any chance?

Oh wily, on the ball my son. But who am I?

That Rex went extinct many moons before me. I did not feast on her lady gardens

Ihatecuddles

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Oh wily, on the ball my son. But who am I?

I think I know!

WilyCoyote

mauzo! wrote: »

I think I know!

OK. G'wan then

ScumLord

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Err that's a bit elaborate for a carpenter to have had.

There's a stone goblet inside all the gaudy gold, that was the original then they plastered it with gold because Jesus wasn't pimpin enough for his followers.

There seems to be a lot of Jesus stuff popping up recently, even the shroud has had new legitimacy bestowed upon it.

It's just impossible to confirm any of it. I don't even think the church has given us a true account of the man's life, they elevated him to god and then reaped the rewards of his fairly good ideas for the next two millennia.

The Moldy Gowl

mauzo! wrote: »

I think I know!

I'm happy out here for now. Leave me frolic

WilyCoyote

ScumLord wrote: »

There's a stone goblet inside all the gaudy gold, that was the original then they plastered it with gold because Jesus wasn't pimpin enough for his followers.

There seems to be a lot of Jesus stuff popping up recently, even the shroud has had new legitimacy bestowed upon it.

It's just impossible to confirm any of it. I don't even think the church has given us a true account of the man's life, they elevated him to god and then reaped the rewards of his fairly good ideas for the next two millennia.

You are no better than the non-believers who think that Jesus never existed the Daily Mail makes it up

Joeseph Balls

We need Jebus to come back and confirm it.
Bet he won't though, due to the barraige of questions he will surely face from the media regarding Mary Magdalene. Can't blame him really.

Knasher

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.

As far as I know, there are no contemporary Roman records recording the birth or death of Jesus. The earliest reference comes from Josephus, however that text is considered to be a partial forgery from the forth century (though nobody knows which part are forgeries). Also I've heard that the Bethlehem part was a rather late addition, being completely absent from Mark, which was the earliest gospel.

Not that it matters much, but I think certain is a bit of a stretch.

Riddle101

Better wash it before you drink from it. Can't imagine a thing that old would be clean, plus Jesus' germs are probably all over it.

El Horseboxo

Thought jaysus drank from the furry cup.

Adamantium

Must be what's keeping Harrison Ford awake and alive for Star Wars Episode VII.

QuadLeo

WilyCoyote wrote: »

The onyx goblet from which Jesus drank has been found. Hidden inside a jewel-decked chalice, historians say it is the real thing. It has been dated between 200BC and 100AD and has been in a Basilica in Leon, Northern Spain for over 1000 years. Belong to an 11th century Queen, the beautiful chalice entombed the Holy Grail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593336/Jewel-encrusted-goblet-gathering-dust-tiny-Spanish-museum-touched-lips-Jesus-fact-HOLY-GRAIL-say-two-historians-book-prove-it.html

This

ScumLord

Knasher wrote: »

As far as I know, there are no contemporary Roman records recording the birth or death of Jesus.

I don't think there's any public record of the big J man but there are people around the same time with the same name. A few of them I think.

Even though the Romans go down on record as being great book keepers I don't know that we actually have anything more than a few examples of their record keeping.

BBDBB

I told zem we already got one

Amirani

It had supposedly been in the cathedral in Valencia, somewhere I'll be on Friday. Why couldn't the ****ers make this discovery next week instead?

AlanS181824

Interesting...

Joeseph Balls

I thought the Templar Knights were the last ones who knew were it was. When the Pope ordered them murdered, it wasn't retrieved, thus its wereabouts going to the grave with them (if it existed).
How do they link in with that queen or church? Bet its all bull****.

RahenyD5

Isn't the Holy Grail hidden somewhere under the Louvre in Paris?

ScumLord

RahenyD5 wrote: »

Isn't the Holy Grail hidden somewhere under the Louvre in Paris?

I'd say the holy grail went back on the shelf of the restaurant Jesus and the lads had their famous supper at. Then decades later someone picked up a cup and sold it to a foolish Christian on pilgrimage saying it was the holy grail.

jester77

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

The Nazis are gonna be pi55ed.

Saw this recently, the Nazis always come back for their treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4FoV9iiLmI

Boskowski

Thats not the cup of a carpenter anyway

Has anyone read/listened to the audibook of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth? Whether it is real or not, the Jesus in that is bad ass.

Lenin Skynard

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Err that's a bit elaborate for a carpenter to have had.

He had sky tv and an iphone too. It's a disgrace Joe.

old deere

wouldn't have anything to do with tomorrow being the 1st of April ?:D:D

Stavros Murphy

old deere wrote: »

wouldn't have anything to do with tomorrow being the 1st of April ?:D:D

Damn. I'd forgotten. No doubt, it'll be hilarious. Oh, the japes.

Frank Lee Midere

Knasher wrote: »

As far as I know, there are no contemporary Roman records recording the birth or death of Jesus. The earliest reference comes from Josephus, however that text is considered to be a partial forgery from the forth century (though nobody knows which part are forgeries). Also I've heard that the Bethlehem part was a rather late addition, being completely absent from Mark, which was the earliest gospel.

Not that it matters much, but I think certain is a bit of a stretch.

Most scholars accept there is some interpolation in Josephus, - he was the Messiah - but most think the rest of the paragraph is true. The Bethlehem thing is made up, its there because the Messiah had to be born in Bethlehem. Even Christopher Hitchens realised that this lie hid the larger truth. If Jesus never existed he could have been born and raised in Bethlehem. If he did exist you could lie about a census which took him to Bethlehem, as a kid, not not about where he mostly lived.

squirrelohara

And above this story was: "how stains can boost your love life".
Maybe if they're all over her face BOOM!!! Ha haha ha....

old deere

old deere wrote: »

wouldn't have anything to do with tomorrow being the 1st of April ?:D:D

wouldnt running the story tommorow make more sense if it were an April fool joke tho...

Temptamperu

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.

Nope no roman records, the closest record is from josephus who wrote it 70 years after Jesus died or didnt.
Funny that the catholic church probably burnt more information on this guy but well thats why we have no records. Great bunch of lads!

Chazz Michael Michaels

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.

The story of his birth is a total fabrication. Who knows what else is, regarding his life?



Here is a really good video discussing the birth story.

The Unreliable Birth Story of Jesus: http://youtu.be/oli0DTmPmGU

Frank Lee Midere

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

The story of his birth is a total fabrication. Who knows what else is, regarding his life?

Probably the resurrection?

Red Nissan

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.

There is supposedly only one reference to a Jesus and he was crucified without ceremony. For the most part in Jerusalem at the time period, crusifiction was merely being tied to a tree and guarded until mid afternoon.

Some died in that time, many were cut down by their friends and revived. Those that died would have been thrown on the municipal dump to rot and eaten by carrion.

The Bible and the later Quran stories are based on several different people who lived spanning some 300 years and collected into one character, that one character did not exist.

The character in question is from the Jewish Torah which foretells of devine being and describes him in great detail and ascribes what we call miracles to him.

The prize of becoming the King Of The Jews was very attractive, and many, many suitors vied for the position, many had great magic and there was often street magic battles and the crowd would follow the one who won.

Great multitudes would be following various individuals from time to time, none succeed in being accepted by the Jews as the genuine article. Later the idea of Christ the God On Earth was coined as a political weapon against the Great Roman Empire and was ultimately instrumental in its downfall.

The concept has been rebranded a few times every few hundred years as the followers offer fabulous riches and recognition.

Molester Stallone

Ye olde Dynamo v Keith Barry type magic shows?

Lone Stone

If i drink from it do i become jesus ?

BBDBB

Morning Saviour

Cee-Jay-Cee

Did anyone tell the Monty Python gang?