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Holy Grail has been found

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    The Nazis are gonna be pi55ed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    If the daily mail say so, it must be true. Praise Jebus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Well holy God.


  • Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    arse it has


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Jesus never existed


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?

    '...touched the lips of Jesus'. Read the article ffs!
    mike65 wrote: »
    Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade!

    Fetch the book of armaments!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Festy wrote: »
    Jesus never existed

    Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

    Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    kowloon wrote: »
    '...touched the lips of Jesus'. Read the article!

    Make me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Was it next to my girlfriends g spot?

    You're obviously no relation of a Lickapussi Rex.

    And what, may we ask, were you before you morphed into a Gowlasaurus?

    A Reregasaurus by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Did they find it in Harrison Ford's house?

    I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary that he'd bought it off some auld lad once.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Err that's a bit elaborate for a carpenter to have had.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    You're obviously no relation of a Lickapussi Rex.

    And what, may we ask, were you before you morphed into a Gowlasaurus?

    A Reregasaurus by any chance?
    Oh wily, on the ball my son. But who am I?

    That Rex went extinct many moons before me. I did not feast on her lady gardens


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Oh wily, on the ball my son. But who am I?

    I think I know!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I think I know!

    OK. G'wan then


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Err that's a bit elaborate for a carpenter to have had.
    There's a stone goblet inside all the gaudy gold, that was the original then they plastered it with gold because Jesus wasn't pimpin enough for his followers.

    There seems to be a lot of Jesus stuff popping up recently, even the shroud has had new legitimacy bestowed upon it.

    It's just impossible to confirm any of it. I don't even think the church has given us a true account of the man's life, they elevated him to god and then reaped the rewards of his fairly good ideas for the next two millennia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I think I know!

    I'm happy out here for now. Leave me frolic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    ScumLord wrote: »
    There's a stone goblet inside all the gaudy gold, that was the original then they plastered it with gold because Jesus wasn't pimpin enough for his followers.

    There seems to be a lot of Jesus stuff popping up recently, even the shroud has had new legitimacy bestowed upon it.

    It's just impossible to confirm any of it. I don't even think the church has given us a true account of the man's life, they elevated him to god and then reaped the rewards of his fairly good ideas for the next two millennia.

    You are no better than the non-believers who think that Jesus never existed the Daily Mail makes it up :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,710 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    We need Jebus to come back and confirm it.
    Bet he won't though, due to the barraige of questions he will surely face from the media regarding Mary Magdalene. Can't blame him really.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Sure he did, them Romans were pretty good at keeping records.

    Son of God, coming back from the dead etc., that's open to interpretation, but the son of a carpenter, born in Bethlehem and crucified, that's. Pretty certain.
    As far as I know, there are no contemporary Roman records recording the birth or death of Jesus. The earliest reference comes from Josephus, however that text is considered to be a partial forgery from the forth century (though nobody knows which part are forgeries). Also I've heard that the Bethlehem part was a rather late addition, being completely absent from Mark, which was the earliest gospel.

    Not that it matters much, but I think certain is a bit of a stretch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,406 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Better wash it before you drink from it. Can't imagine a thing that old would be clean, plus Jesus' germs are probably all over it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Thought jaysus drank from the furry cup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    Must be what's keeping Harrison Ford awake and alive for Star Wars Episode VII.


  • Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    The onyx goblet from which Jesus drank has been found. Hidden inside a jewel-decked chalice, historians say it is the real thing. It has been dated between 200BC and 100AD and has been in a Basilica in Leon, Northern Spain for over 1000 years. Belong to an 11th century Queen, the beautiful chalice entombed the Holy Grail:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593336/Jewel-encrusted-goblet-gathering-dust-tiny-Spanish-museum-touched-lips-Jesus-fact-HOLY-GRAIL-say-two-historians-book-prove-it.html

    This


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Knasher wrote: »
    As far as I know, there are no contemporary Roman records recording the birth or death of Jesus.
    I don't think there's any public record of the big J man but there are people around the same time with the same name. A few of them I think.

    Even though the Romans go down on record as being great book keepers I don't know that we actually have anything more than a few examples of their record keeping.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I told zem we already got one


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    It had supposedly been in the cathedral in Valencia, somewhere I'll be on Friday. Why couldn't the ****ers make this discovery next week instead?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Interesting...


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