What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

Gotham

I had a toothache a couple of years ago too OP.

It was at a bad time and I had to wait for a dentist, so I used clove oil on it.
It stings quite a bit and I think the pain from it causes you to forget about your toothache rather than anything else.
For the rest of the day I was applying this oil and pushing a lump of cotton up there with my finger. Much better.

But then I went for a piss and hadn't quite washed all the oil off my fingers.
It really stings the glans, and it's one of those lingering type pains.

partyguinness

Sadderday wrote: »

Hahahaha rapid,

This is my last one for the day though 'cos I don't wanna hog the thread but......

in my single days i would be in whelans on a friday night...
full of mingers so took what was going at 1.20am. This big tall boke with a tiny friend. My friend... fair play to her... entertained the friend

It was bright out by the time we got food from charlies and were standing outside whelans again. I was smooching this bloke, make up down my face, hair matted from sweaty dancing - the usual... curry i was holding with one hand was running down my dress and there I was in the middle of camden street sucking the life outta this random blokes finger.

I thought at the time it was erotic but i'd say it was f**ked up looking.

anyway, all was well and good... got a good slaggin the next morning, then I got the rash. Big dirty scabby sore red dirty rash on my lips, inside and outside my mouth.

Was trying to not tell the pharmacist what actually happened... but she was going with allergic reaction... had to fill her in... thrush.

He musta been a dirty knacker.... lucky thats all I sucked.

You are some classy bird...LMAO...love the honesty...most women would never admit to such behaviour at least paint such an eloquant picture..:)

In fact you sound like a bloke...

Sadderday

partyguinness wrote: »

You are some classy bird...LMAO...love the honesty...most women would never admit to such behaviour at least paint such an eloquant picture..:)

In fact you sound like a bloke...

I've three brothers and no sisters... maybe thats why!

I would never speak this way at home, the OH thinks i'm sweet and polite and meet the mother material.

I'm living a double life... boards knows.

Duff

Sadderday wrote: »

Hahahaha rapid,

This is my last one for the day though 'cos I don't wanna hog the thread but......

in my single days i would be in whelans on a friday night...
full of mingers so took what was going at 1.20am. This big tall boke with a tiny friend. My friend... fair play to her... entertained the friend

It was bright out by the time we got food from charlies and were standing outside whelans again. I was smooching this bloke, make up down my face, hair matted from sweaty dancing - the usual... curry i was holding with one hand was running down my dress and there I was in the middle of camden street sucking the life outta this random blokes finger.

I thought at the time it was erotic but i'd say it was f**ked up looking.

anyway, all was well and good... got a good slaggin the next morning, then I got the rash. Big dirty scabby sore red dirty rash on my lips, inside and outside my mouth.

Was trying to not tell the pharmacist what actually happened... but she was going with allergic reaction... had to fill her in... thrush.

He musta been a dirty knacker.... lucky thats all I sucked.

I, too, would like to befriend you!

Sadderday

Duff wrote: »

I, too, would like to befriend you!

yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

If i thought that I was gonna be popular for disclosing the stupidity .......

I would have talked years ago.

Drinks anyone?

blastman

Speaking of broken windows, back in the days before double- and triple-glazing, I got home one night to find I was locked out of the house (someone had flicked the switch on the porch door, which could only be opened from the inside). I was working in a pub at the time, and it was in the days when every town had a festival of some sort so all the pubs could get extensions at the weekend. As we were working late, it was one of the few occasions the boss would stand us a cople of pints after we were finished and closed up.

Anyway, I'm standing there at about 2.30am wondering how to get in. Pounded on the porch a bit, pounded on the window. No-one, including my mother who claims she NEVER sleeps, heard me. Went round the back of the house and threw stones at my brother's window...nothing. Same round the front at my parents' window...nada. Started banging on the biggest pane of glass in the main downstairs window (which was a large sheet of glass!) and after a few seconds got completely frustrated, drew back and......BANG!! Straight through the biggest sheet of glass in the house.

The irony was, although at the stage I could see windows at the other end of the road opening and people's heads appearing, I still hadn't woken anyone in my house! I stood and pounded on the porch door again for another few minutes and eventually my mum woke and let me in, my hand covered in blood and dripping everywhere. Luckily, I had only given myself a nasty but small cut on the wrist, which although it bled profusely, wasn't serious. I shuddder to think what would have happened if a bigger piece of glass had dropped from the top of the frame while my arm was through it.

blastman

Sadderday wrote: »

yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

If i thought that I was gonna be popular for disclosing the stupidity .......

I would have talked years ago.

Drinks anyone?

I'm in...

SurferRosa

I sprayed deodorant in my eye, it buuurned!

willowthewisp

Took a sip of 100% alcohol in Science class in School, proper stupid.
Throat on fire & eyes burning. Sick stomach for about a week.

GenieOz

Sadderday you sound like a right laugh! Although the finger sucking thing made me gag :pac:

johnty56

Accidentally stabbed myself in the stomach whilst shaving

GenieOz

johnty56 wrote: »

Accidentally stabbed myself in the stomach whilst shaving

Wtf were ya shaving yourself with that you could stab yourself with it!?

Ihatecuddles

GenieOz wrote: »

Wtf were ya shaving yourself with that you could stab yourself with it!?

Shaving his ballbag with a samurai sword.

Like a real man!

desbrook

Smoked.

GenieOz

mauzo! wrote: »

Shaving his ballbag with a samurai sword.

Like a real man!

Won't be a man anatomically for much longer..

MoodeRator

Sadderday wrote: »

yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

If i thought that I was gonna be popular for disclosing the stupidity .......

I would have talked years ago.

Drinks anyone?

You and Mauzo MUST arrange the next beers!
What a night!:eek:

Sulla Felix

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

what in gods name possessed you to do that???
'The Incredible Mickey'

Probably the same thing that possessed me to paint mine red...

gammygils

I applied Deep Heat on my sore shoulder before going to bed & then

scratched my bollox! 2 minutes later I was in agony

My balls were on fire! Jesus the pain! Ended up in the bath on my knees
with the shower head between my legs spraying cold water on my sack

while trying to scream quietly so as not to waken the whole house!! Pain lasted about 20 minutes!

The other one was holding a cigarette lighter to my ear to see if there was

any gas in it and scorched my left lug!
There was no alcohol involved on either occasion!

obplayer

This thread should be renamed..
Intelligent Design - The Proof!!!

Temptamperu

One time I went drinking for ten years.

blastman

Only one time? Amateur....

wp_rathead

Two that come to mind are wiping my ass with a few anti-bacterial wipes (no toilet paper) and trying to hop a barb-wire fence when I was a child.. lets just say it was lucky just my o'neill pants that got ripped

Sadderday

GenieOz wrote: »

Sadderday you sound like a right laugh! Although the finger sucking thing made me gag :pac:

Made me gag!

Sadderday

after my jaw operation i insisted on inserting my own suppository. They didnt tell me to remove the plastic film that the suppository is kept in.

They had to take it back out because it would never dissolve.

FML.

Graces7

WikiHow wrote: »

You need one of those panic button alarm like my aunt has i reckon.

these are advertised where family live in canada with an old dear quavering,... i have fallen and i cant get up..

last week when i tripped and fell on a shifting pile of logs,with a brken wrist, just could not get a purchase on anything to get up so i quavered,,,, i have fallen and i ca;t get up,, fat lot of good as i am very isolated but seeing the funny side of it helped

andthat is my contribution to thethread of course

even more stupidwas going into denial re the broken wrist for 24 hours until it began to turn at right angles....but then i had banged my head andno one realised that,,,

Graces7

maybe should apologise for laughing so much at the misforunes of others but needed that laugh

thank you; has been a hard week

another one thatstill makes me cringe, at my helplessness

in the wilds of donegal, decided to call at a knitting place. had to make a very sharp downhill turn and realised to my horror that was not going to make it. was too steep to reverse and had i let the car drift there was only a low stone wall then a long sheer drop,
sat there foot on brake, hand on and off horn, around a half hour..desperately a
scared.
finally a man with a withered hand appeared, wedged a stone behing thewheel, so i could at last get out, called another man and they lifted the car bodily between them back on track.....shook for a long while....went back thereweeks later using the other entrance to be to told i was not the first to do this..

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JeffreyEpspeen

You know those framed pictures of Jesus that are in every Catholic Irish person's parents house? I punched one because I couldn't get my contact lenses in (the hard ones), the glass broke apart, and I started bleeding like a sieve.

I genuinely think that put a curse on me because my life got progressively worse from that exact point on.