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    #7232
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And Daniel O'Donnell was left dejected


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    #7233
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And the cabaret went on forever


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    #7234
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And the people welcomed the coronavirus

    It came as a welcome relief


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    #7235
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    That chilli was way too hot.


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    #7236
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    Anything was better than irish politics


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    #7237
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    When the wife learned to cook


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    #7238
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    When I realised I was broke


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    #7239
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    It was like a volcano erupting


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    #7240
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    For rubbing on my sensitive penis


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    #7241
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    My arse was an automatic flamethrower


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    #7242
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When does reality becomes really real?


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    #7243
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    For rubbing on my sensitive penis

    Did you try some new liniment?


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    #7244
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.


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    #7245
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    Somebody mistakenly switch it with vinegar


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    #7246
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    It only made it itch constantly


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    #7247
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    No. It was concocted hamster urine


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    #7248
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    When to rest on my hook


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    #7249
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    The goldfish demanded a rare holiday


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    #7250
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    Because to all effect. he died


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    #7251
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It only made it itch constantly

    The head lice were still there


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    #7252
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The head lice were still there

    Partying like there was no tomorrow


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    #7253
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The head lice were still there

    The nits were really dug in


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    #7254
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Partying like there was no tomorrow

    In their case, there's no future


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    #7255
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The head lice were still there

    Until the DDT ruined the night


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    #7256
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In their case, there's no future

    Something akin to the green party


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    #7257
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In their case, there's no future

    The covid generation failed to prosper


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    #7258
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In their case, there's no future

    Only a slim chance of survival


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    #7259
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The covid generation failed to prosper

    They instead became very down hearted


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    #7260
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They instead became very down hearted

    And all decided to become greens


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    #7261
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They instead became very down hearted

    And eventually they emigrated to greenland


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