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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    At a bus stop in Dublin

    The local priest was very friendly


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    Especially to some of the boys


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    The altar wine changed he's personality


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    He always had Mrs Riley laughing


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Especially to some of the boys

    He was a friend to all


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    And a really lovely fella too


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    God bless his rotten livered soul


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    Except the poor and the unfortunate


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Except the poor and the unfortunate

    The doors slowly closed against them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    There was a forward gasping crush.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    The nudist was wearing some socks


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The chipper ran out of chips


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The homeless were refused shelter again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The bus had reached its quota


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    We were put back into lockdown


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    There is no meat, they cried


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    The chipper had received more potatoes


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    The cough emanated from the rear


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    For the last toilet roll sales


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    Just before the human damn exploded


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    There was nowhere to hide now


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    And the punishement was horrendously relentess


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    God had finally forsaken his flock


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    And willy warmers in late december


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    All in the wrong place again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    And some pants, shirts, shoes etc


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And the punishement was horrendously relentess

    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And the people welcomed the coronavirus


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