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2 sentence horror stories (Long/huge image)

  • 06-03-2014 7:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,660 ✭✭✭ CrazyRabbit


    Putting this in its own thread as the image is massive and didn't want to piss off people in the regular threads.

    YYOG2CO.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭ Aquagakka


    "I Do."

    "I Do."


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,198 Genghiz Cohen


    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 996 bnagrrl


    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.

    Ahh!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,603 ✭✭✭✭ Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    the dead daughter one is quite creepy

    rest are pretty ****e in fairness

    --edit

    still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭ SnakePlissken


    The shape under the blanket slowly began to shift.
    Then a skeleton popped out.

    Like dis if ya just had a hart attack and literally just died.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,339 brembo26


    lyk dis post in thurty secs f yu luv ur lyf! <3

    if u dnt u wil dye </3


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,198 Genghiz Cohen


    bnagrrl wrote: »
    Ahh!

    2spooky.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,908 ✭✭✭✭ Liam McPoyle


    still, kudos on the general manners-ness of creating a thread for an uber long image

    In fairness, its about a quarter the size of a normal Capt'n Midnights reagular posts!

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,942 ✭✭✭✭ razorblunt


    My heart stopped as an overwhelming cold sweat dampened my shirt collar. Insufficient funds available.


  • Site Banned Posts: 4,925 Agueroooo


    piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭ locum-motion


    Agueroooo wrote: »
    piss complete. zip pulled. skin caught. fully closed.

    That's four sentences.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭ boomchicawawa


    As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭ locum-motion


    As I quivered with the intensity of her soft lips on my naked body. I noticed her Adam's apple.

    That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭ boomchicawawa


    That's one poorly punctuated sentence masquerading as two sentences (the first part isn't a sentence).


    Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭ locum-motion


    Beware of the 'sentence' gestapo !!!;) ve vill av you shot !

    Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭ boomchicawawa


    Hey, I didn't set the rules for the thread!

    Nein, you just enforce them, perhaps you will actually post something instead of just criticism !:P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,379 Maire2009


    Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.


  • Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭ jimboblep


    Maire2009 wrote: »
    Linda Martin entered the room. She was completely naked.

    well thats the thread winner already
    the horror the horror


  • Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭✭✭ Andrew_C


    You've 24 hours to live.
    Oh, and I was supposed to tell you that yesterday.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,660 ✭✭✭ CrazyRabbit


    Your partial reflection in the darkened window smiles back at you. You are not smiling.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭ jimboblep


    The last man on earth sat at home.
    there was a knock at his door


  • Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭✭✭ Andrew_C


    The last man on earth threw himself from the top of the Empire State Building. Halfway down he heard a phone ringing.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭ antodeco


    I awoke on Wednesday morning just in time hear to truck pull in. A shiver ran through my spine as I realised, I hadn't put the bin out...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,935 ✭✭✭ Renegade Mechanic


    I'm sorry, I know you tried your best to avoid it but I have to" a voice behind me whispered morosely as what I wished was a sympathetic hand rested upon my shoulder. I didn't need to turn around however to know full well it was a cold, unforgiving scythe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,770 ✭✭✭ KungPao


    My wife's flight disappeared at 37000 feet, days ago. I can still call her.

    ---

    Real life stories are always creepier than makey-uppy-ghosty-stories.


  • Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭ jimboblep


    "See, son no monsters under the bed".

    "I know it isnt, its behind you"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,198 Genghiz Cohen


    As I ended the call to my wife, I turned and saw her corpse through the window.
    But, who was phone?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭✭ Paigne


    On a sweat soaked Seat A Row 43 at 40,000ft on my non-stop flight to Bangkok as it hit me like the immense stomp of the entire French cavalry combined. I left the immersion on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,519 stefan idiot jones


    I woke up with a headache, a wedding ring and turned over. She was ginger.


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