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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    Do you think Santa stays up in that grotto doing nothing with those elves?

    I predict Santa is next in line for investigation following Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, Noel Edmonds, Jim Davidson etc.

    He can always put non existence down as a defence


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Gokei wrote: »
    He can always put non existence down as a defence

    Scotland Yard will want nothing less than an interview in person.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Santa doesn't exist.

    How could you say such a thing on God's birthday.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,061 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Lapin wrote: »
    How could you say such a thing on God's birthday.

    http://asset-d.soup.io/asset/6412/6469_db14_500.jpeg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Did y'is see the 6.1 news? They were doing the usual segment on santa heading out on his trip etc except this year it was f*cking creepy. Edward Snowden and the nsa was included.

    Half way through it, RTE said Santa has spying gear and satellites that would put the yanks to shame :confused: it freaked me out, it was borderline santas a creep and he's stalking you with sophisticated technology. Sweetdreams kids :confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic




  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,319 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I was enjoying this earlier until I saw it passing over countries where the idea of a clean glass of water or a day without hiding from bullets or getting gang-raped would be a great present.

    ****ing ****e planet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Days 298


    I was enjoying this earlier until I saw it passing over countries where the idea of a clean glass of water or a day without hiding from bullets or getting gang-raped would be a great present.

    ****ing ****e planet.

    Think theyd have built a bypass for them places by now. No need to be going through them.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,319 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Heading for Jo'Burg just now. Hope he gets out ok.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Days 298




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