Santa tracker!

hallo dare

Don't forget to check this out and show your little ones for Christmas to add to the excitement!

http://www.google.ie/santatracker/

Phoebas

Also the original one
http://www.noradsanta.org/

vintagecosmos

NORAD have wiped Ireland off the globe

hallo dare

vintagecosmos wrote: »

NORAD have wiped Ireland off the globe

Must be German owned!

Days 298

We are under liquidation.

*grabs coat*

Dartz

Shoot him down! Shoot the red bastard down!

Hande hoche!

Hopefully he doesn't stray into Syrian airspace.

wazky

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Hopefully he doesn't stray into Syrian airspace.

It will be raining Rudolph confetti if he does.

Gokei

But of a conflict between the two present counters.. Weird

Wickerman1

Anyone able to access the Norad tracker today!

wretcheddomain

Santa doesn't exist.

SV

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

the fúck?

Jen Pigs Fly

Just did North Korea .... Hopefully he can evade the nukes!

thank you

wretcheddomain

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

you horrible man/woman he is real

The Backwards Man

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

You remind me of my neighbour, he's a very well-balanced man.

He has a chip on both shoulders.

Phoebas

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

Naughty list.

Gokei

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

Course he does, his birthday is tomorrow ffs

Muise...

Fcuk Santa, the ISS is passing over at around 17.55 with way more joy and wonder.

(if the Scroogey clouds clear.)

Mint Aero

If this was there when I was a kid, I'd be all like, right, now I know what time he'll be here at so I can rob the b*stard.

RikkFlair

Muise... wrote: »

Fcuk Santa, the ISS is passing over at around 17.55 with way more joy and wonder.

(if the Scroogey clouds clear.)

Gonna be a few garden gnomes and wheelie bins passing over too if this wind doesn't piss off.

wretcheddomain

I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa

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* Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
* Rewards you if you do what he says
* Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
* You can't see either of them
* Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
* Both require you to love and fear at the same time
* Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
* God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
* Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
* Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults

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Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

Gokei

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa

---

* Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
* Rewards you if you do what he says
* Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
* You can't see either of them
* Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
* Both require you to love and fear at the same time
* Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
* God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
* Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
* Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults

---

Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

Extrapolation there'll be presents under the tree in the morning proving Santa's existence, and by vertue of your conclusion, Gods.

Capt'n Midnight

Phoebas wrote: »

Also the original one
http://www.noradsanta.org/

Google don't have radar or satellites and aren't trying to sell you anything, well except peace through superior firepower.

He's in China now. Lets hope all the good little girls and boys have been working hard and have all the presents ready for him to collect.


[edit]Mongolia - he's moving fast

wretcheddomain

Gokei wrote: »

Extrapolation there'll be presents under the tree in the morning proving Santa's existence, and by vertue of your conclusion, Gods.

There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...

The Backwards Man

wretcheddomain wrote: »

There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...

The same reason wretched domain is an anagram of 'hermetic odd wan'?:p

Days 298

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa

---

* Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
* Rewards you if you do what he says
* Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
* You can't see either of them
* Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
* Both require you to love and fear at the same time
* Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
* God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
* Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
* Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults

---

Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

Boo hoo

TheMilkyPirate

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I can prove Santa doesn't exist - you can't prove he does exist. I win.

Top 10 Similarities between God and Santa

---

* Both watch you 24 hours a day whether you're naughty or nice
* Rewards you if you do what he says
* Punishes you if you get out of line with no presents
* You can't see either of them
* Santa is used to manipulate children to do what they're told, God is used by clergy to manipulate adults to do what they're told
* Both require you to love and fear at the same time
* Both are often imaged as a man in the sky with a white beard
* God has angels to do his work while Santa employs elves
* Both ideas have been invented by humans without evidence of their existence
* Santa provides comfort for children while God provides comfort for adults

---

Conclusion: God is the adult version of Santa and more importantly; there's no evidence for either and therefore neither exist. Children grow up without Santa but some people still have a childish mind as adults in their refusal to give up God.

Oh piss off will ye ffs it's Christmas

wretcheddomain

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The same reason wretched domain is an anagram of 'hermetic odd wan'?:p

I was going to find an anagram of The Backwards Man but it speaks volumes as it is at the moment

You could always be the The Mad Scab Wankr

Gokei

wretcheddomain wrote: »

There's a reason why Santa Claus is an anagram of A Salsa Cúnt...

Not following you

wretcheddomain

Gokei wrote: »

Not following you

Do you think Santa stays up in that grotto doing nothing with those elves?

I predict Santa is next in line for investigation following Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, Noel Edmonds, Jim Davidson etc.

Gokei

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Do you think Santa stays up in that grotto doing nothing with those elves?

I predict Santa is next in line for investigation following Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, Noel Edmonds, Jim Davidson etc.

He can always put non existence down as a defence

wretcheddomain

Gokei wrote: »

He can always put non existence down as a defence

Scotland Yard will want nothing less than an interview in person.

Lapin

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

How could you say such a thing on God's birthday.

Capt'n Midnight

Lapin wrote: »

How could you say such a thing on God's birthday.

http://asset-d.soup.io/asset/6412/6469_db14_500.jpeg

Mint Aero

Did y'is see the 6.1 news? They were doing the usual segment on santa heading out on his trip etc except this year it was f*cking creepy. Edward Snowden and the nsa was included.

Half way through it, RTE said Santa has spying gear and satellites that would put the yanks to shame it freaked me out, it was borderline santas a creep and he's stalking you with sophisticated technology. Sweetdreams kids

signostic

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Santa doesn't exist.

http://www.newseum.org/yesvirginia/

pickarooney

I was enjoying this earlier until I saw it passing over countries where the idea of a clean glass of water or a day without hiding from bullets or getting gang-raped would be a great present.

****ing ****e planet.

Days 298

pickarooney wrote: »

I was enjoying this earlier until I saw it passing over countries where the idea of a clean glass of water or a day without hiding from bullets or getting gang-raped would be a great present.

****ing ****e planet.

Think theyd have built a bypass for them places by now. No need to be going through them.

pickarooney

Heading for Jo'Burg just now. Hope he gets out ok.

Days 298

http://www.southparknewsnow.net/USERIMAGES/Christmas2011/Grabs/6172.jpg He'll be fine.