In The Noclight: x Purple Pawprints x

cyberwolf77

This week we has a very special guest taking her place in the Noclight. Please give a warm welcome to our very own Purple Pawprints,

Looks like she ready for your questions, have fun folks
*Legs it for the horizon*

Delirium

what brought you boards?
what forums do you frequent the most on boards?
you can create a forum on boards, what forum do you create?
first celebrity crush?
last gig you went to?
best gig you went to?
last book you read?
last movie you saw?
favourite type of cuisine?
first games console you owned?
can you juggle?
circus or carnival?
lions or tigers?

hdowney

Ah jays Koth leave some questions for the rest of us yea!!!

So. Is there a particular food you'd not eat no matter how much money you were given? why? how did you discover your hatred of said food?

Favourite Harry Potter character?

Thoughts on folk on facebook posting up the endings of shows and the likes not two minutes after they have happened when they KNOW a billion folks who get their posts haven't seen said episode yet?

Lithium93_

After much scribbling and rewriting of my questions, here they are..... I'll try and keep in TV-14 . I hope you have as much fun answering them as i did scribbling them down


1. You're stuck on a desert island, you can only bring one member of Alter Bridge to keep you entertained...... if you know what i mean (so pick wisely)

2. Scarlett Johansson - YAY or NAY


3. Your top 10 favourite Alter Bridge songs
4. Funniest person in The Nocturnal Forum
5. Have you met any Boardsies outside of Boards
6. How often does your mind go to the gutter
7. Have you ever skinny dipped?
8. Do you follow any Boardsies on Twitter
9. Have you added any Boardsies on Facebook
10.Do you fancy any of the lads who frequent The Nocturnal Forum


I look forward to your answers

sammyjo90

Welcome to the light Purple P! A couple of nice ones to start off with

Going along the lines of meeting boardsies..Will you participate in the next noc beers if time and date suits?

How many siblings do you have?

Do you hog the duvet?

Do you dance like nobody's watching?

Have you ever had a crush on somebody you shouldn't have?

If I was to say the word...sausage..are you in fact giggling like loon right now?

Cheers PP

x Purple Pawprints x

koth wrote: »

what brought you boards? -- I joined the year of my Leaving Cert so I think it was to look for tips for one of the exams.

what forums do you frequent the most on boards? -- Here, The Ladies Lounge, the WW thread in Diet & Fitness and Animals & Pets Issues.

you can create a forum on boards, what forum do you create? -- I was going to say Alter Bridge but I'm not sure how popular it would be. Plus, there's The Alter Bridge Nation forum for that. I'm gonna say a Masterchef Australia forum.

first celebrity crush? -- Scott from 5ive...

last gig you went to? -- Thirty Seconds to Mars a few hours ago

best gig you went to? -- Toss up between tonight and Green Day in Marley Park

last book you read? -- A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon

last movie you saw? -- Jack Reacher

favourite type of cuisine? -- Chinese

first games console you owned? -- PS1

can you juggle? -- Sort of.

circus or carnival? -- Never been to a circus so carnival

lions or tigers? -- Tigers

Thank you, koth!

x Purple Pawprints x

hdowney wrote: »

Ah jays Koth leave some questions for the rest of us yea!!!

So. Is there a particular food you'd not eat no matter how much money you were given? why? how did you discover your hatred of said food? -- Any type of dog food. Discovered how manky it tastes when I was mixing some with hot water for a sick puppy, forgot what I was doing and tasted it because I wanted to test the temperature.. Eugh.

Favourite Harry Potter character? -- Luna

Thoughts on folk on facebook posting up the endings of shows and the likes not two minutes after they have happened when they KNOW a billion folks who get their posts haven't seen said episode yet? -- I know what this is about. Personally, I don't watch the show in question but I think it's really lousy to post up major spoilers like that. I'd hate if it was done regarding anything I watch.

Thanks so much, hdowney!

I'll reply to the other questions tomorrow when I get some sleep. I won't keep going now because I'm tired and I really have to think about Lithium's questions, especially the one about which member of Alter Bridge I'd amuse myself with and my top ten AB songs.

Grid.

Hi PP:)

Did you spot Jared Leto around town in his snorkel jacket?

How did the gig go?

Favourite music venue?

Fave guitarist?

Were you a fan of Creed?

Fave track from Fortress?

Annoyed AB aren't playing here, and will you travel to see them?

Would you like a meet & greet with Myles Kennedy?

Rumour he's gonna quit and front Velvet Revolver?

Were you at any of his gigs with Slash?



Thanks;)

Ted_YNWA

Ayup Paws, what to ask .., hmmm.

What is your favourite colour?

Pepsi or Coke?

Have you ever slept commando ?

What size shoes do you wear?

Are you afraid of heights?

Where was the last holiday, excluding the gig, you went to ?

What is your favourite animal?

Seeing as everyone chickened out of asking SJ, whats your cup size ?

Will I be getting a slap for asking that ?

Will leave it at that & see if I will be welcome back for a second batch.

x Purple Pawprints x

Hey Lithium

Lithium93_ wrote: »

After much scribbling and rewriting of my questions, here they are..... I'll try and keep in TV-14 . I hope you have as much fun answering them as i did scribbling them down


1. You're stuck on a desert island, you can only bring one member of Alter Bridge to keep you entertained...... if you know what i mean (so pick wisely) -- Jesus, that's a toughie. Can I say all of them? No? Okay... I'm gonna have to go with Myles purely because I've heard Bad Rain and Sick & Wrong.. Ahem. That said Mark is quite easy on the eye

2. Scarlett Johansson - YAY or NAY


Yay

3. Your top 10 favourite Alter Bridge songs -- This could take a while... Great question though

10. Waters Rising
9. Open Your Eyes
8. In Loving Memory
7. Come to Life
6. Still Remains
5. All Ends Well
4. Isolation
3. Metalingus
2. I Know It Hurts
1. Blackbird

That list could be different tomorrow but those are my choices right now


4. Funniest person in The Nocturnal Forum -- Everyone is really funny but if I had to pick I'd say either yourself, Mozzeltoff or sammyjo90

5. Have you met any Boardsies outside of Boards -- Yes.

6. How often does your mind go to the gutter -- Several times a day..

7. Have you ever skinny dipped? -- Nope

8. Do you follow any Boardsies on Twitter -- Yes.

9. Have you added any Boardsies on Facebook -- Yep, I have

10.Do you fancy any of the lads who frequent The Nocturnal Forum -- I don't actually know what any of ye look like so, no. Not yet, anyway..


I look forward to your answers

Thank you!

Anyone who has already ask definitely feel free to post more

Mozzeltoff

Howdy Missy!!

First of all a few knitting questions:

1) Do you like knitting in plain or purl?

2) Have you tried circular needles yet?

3) What piece/ finished project are you most proud of?

4) Who thought you how to knit?

Then:

1)Which do you prefer, Italian food or Chinese food?

2)How upset are you over the death of Brian Griffin?

3) Top five bands?

4) Do you have a favourite breed of dog and if so what breed would it be?

5) Do you have any tattoos?

6) Smoker or non smoker?

7) If you could afford and own any car on the planet what would it be?

8) Would you prefer living in town or the countryside?

9) If you could get away with any crime what would it be?

10) What is black? Is it a colour or is it a shade? Or is it the absence of light?

x Purple Pawprints x

Hey Sammy

sammyjo90 wrote: »

Welcome to the light Purple P! A couple of nice ones to start off with

Going along the lines of meeting boardsies..Will you participate in the next noc beers if time and date suits? -- Possibly

How many siblings do you have? -- Just the one brother

Do you hog the duvet? -- Yes

Do you dance like nobody's watching? -- Sometimes but I have to be drunk/tipsy.

Have you ever had a crush on somebody you shouldn't have? -- Yep. I'd imagine most people have.

If I was to say the word...sausage..are you in fact giggling like loon right now? -- Teehee! Yes..

Cheers PP

Thank you, come again!

x Purple Pawprints x

Hiya

Grid. wrote: »

Hi PP:)

Did you spot Jared Leto around town in his snorkel jacket? -- No.. was he around? :eek:

How did the gig go? -- It was insanely good!!!

Favourite music venue? -- I've only been to The O2 so I've got nowhere to compare it to.

Fave guitarist? -- Either of the 2 boys from Alter Bridge or Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold.

Were you a fan of Creed? -- Nope. I'd heard of them but that's about it. I only know about 2 or 3 of their songs.

Fave track from Fortress? -- All Ends Well.

Annoyed AB aren't playing here, and will you travel to see them? -- Yep I am. Maybe someday they will. Unfortunately I doubt I'll be travelling to see them.

Would you like a meet & greet with Myles Kennedy? -- Definitely!

Rumour he's gonna quit and front Velvet Revolver? -- If it's true I will be quite upset.

Were you at any of his gigs with Slash? -- Unfortunately, no.



Thanks;)

Thanks, come again!

x Purple Pawprints x

Good evening Mr. Ted

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Ayup Paws, what to ask .., hmmm.

What is your favourite colour? -- Purple

Pepsi or Coke? -- Coke.

Have you ever slept commando ? -- I have, yes..

What size shoes do you wear? -- 4. I've got tiny feet.

Are you afraid of heights? -- Nope

Where was the last holiday, excluding the gig, you went to ? -- Never been out of Ireland but I went to the Aran Islands when I was about 14.

What is your favourite animal? -- Aside from the normal one - dog, I love red pandas

Seeing as everyone chickened out of asking SJ, whats your cup size ? -- I was going to refuse to answer but feck it, 34D.

Will I be getting a slap for asking that ? -- Nah

Will leave it at that & see if I will be welcome back for a second batch.

Thanks Ted, you're welcome to ask more if you want, of course!

x Purple Pawprints x

Howdy Madam

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

Howdy Missy!!

First of all a few knitting questions:

1) Do you like knitting in plain or purl? -- Plain.

2) Have you tried circular needles yet? -- Not yet, I'm too scared!

3) What piece/ finished project are you most proud of? -- The furry black scarf

4) Who thought you how to knit? -- Someone in school. She was a local woman that came in specifically to teach us. Can't remember her name.

Then:

1)Which do you prefer, Italian food or Chinese food? -- Chinese

2)How upset are you over the death of Brian Griffin? -- Not particularly upset tbh, I don't really watch Family Guy.

3) Top five bands? --
5. Rascal Flatts
4. Green Day
3. Daughtry
2. 30 Seconds to Mars
1. Alter Bridge


4) Do you have a favourite breed of dog and if so what breed would it be? -- Yes, I love pointers

5) Do you have any tattoos? -- Yes, I have three.

6) Smoker or non smoker? -- Non-smoker.

7) If you could afford and own any car on the planet what would it be? -- Any type of Mini

8) Would you prefer living in town or the countryside? -- Country.

9) If you could get away with any crime what would it be? -- Cool question. Probably punishing people for abusing children or animals in any way I see fit.

10) What is black? Is it a colour or is it a shade? Or is it the absence of light? -- Absence of light.

Thanks Mozzeltoff, please come again!

Lady Chuckles

Good evening, Paw


Top three Irish counties?

Is purple your favourite colour?

Favourite animal?

Is the combination of your favourite colour and favourite animal what inspired your username?

Which Jedward do you like best?

Hurling or curling Gaelic football? (sorry, couldn't help the rhyming )

What do you like to shop for?

Do you like gummy bears?

Favourite beverage?

Tacos or steak?

If you were a farmer what would you farm/grow?

Do you like spicy food?

Hugo Stiglitz

If you were going to be executed, which method would you prefer: firing squid or electric chair?

Ever throw away a perfectly edible sandwich just because you didn't want it?

Do you ever get nervous in the service?

What's the furthest away from home you've been?

Do you use any open source software?

Ever key a car?

Hitler or Stalin?

Do you listen to any radio: be it online or through an actual radio?

x Purple Pawprints x

Hiya Lady Chuckles

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Good evening, Paw

Top three Irish counties? -- Laois (obviously), Dublin (for shopping) and Galway (because it's beautiful).

Is purple your favourite colour? -- Yes.

Favourite animal? -- Dog. Or red panda.

Is the combination of your favourite colour and favourite animal what inspired your username? -- You're half right. I had a different username and fancied a change so purple is my favourite colour and I was looking at one of my tattoos at the time, my pawprints, and bam! New username!

Which Jedward do you like best? -- Neither

Hurling or curling Gaelic football? (sorry, couldn't help the rhyming ) -- Football

What do you like to shop for? -- Wool

Do you like gummy bears? -- Yes

Favourite beverage? -- Hot chocolate or whiskey and coke

Tacos or steak? -- Tacos

If you were a farmer what would you farm/grow? -- A mixture of things, I'd love to have my own milk and eggs and veg.

Do you like spicy food? -- Yep I do

Thank you, feel free to post more!

x Purple Pawprints x

Howdy Mr. Hugo

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

If you were going to be executed, which method would you prefer: firing squid or electric chair? -- I have no idea.. Whichever one is quicker.

Ever throw away a perfectly edible sandwich just because you didn't want it? -- Not a whole one, no..

Do you ever get nervous in the service? -- I have no idea what that means so I'm going to say.... No?

What's the furthest away from home you've been? -- Never been off the Island of Ireland. Derry is probably the furthest I've been.

Do you use any open source software? -- I have no idea...

Ever key a car? -- Nope, I'm a good girl. Mostly

Hitler or Stalin? -- Neither

Do you listen to any radio: be it online or through an actual radio? -- I do yep. Sometimes I listen to Ray D'arcy and most of the time I listen to iRadio when I'm out walking in the evening.

Cheers Hugo, do pop by again soon!

Lithium93_

Sup PP i've come back for seconds (see what i did there :P) here are some bonus questions for you and i'm following these on from my first set, 1 or 2 maybe in the gutter, but your mind likes the gutter :P....... Anyways enough chit chat


1. Do you or have you ever watched videos of an adult nature ?
2. Has anyone ever smacked/copped a cheeky feel ?
3. Have you ever flashed anyone
4. Has anyone ever asked anything x rated of you

Again thank you for your time your Purpleness :P

x Purple Pawprints x

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Sup PP i've come back for seconds (see what i did there :P) here are some bonus questions for you and i'm following these on from my first set, 1 or 2 maybe in the gutter, but your mind likes the gutter :P....... Anyways enough chit chat -- Wahey! Bring it on!

Can't believe I'm going to answer these but here goes!

1. Do you or have you ever watched videos of an adult nature ? -- I have.
2. Has anyone ever smacked/copped a cheeky feel ? -- Yep.
3. Have you ever flashed anyone -- Nope.
4. Has anyone ever asked anything x rated of you -- Yes.

Again thank you for your time your Purpleness :P

Those were a bit dirty Lithium, looks like it's not just my mind that's in the gutter.. Thank you, come again!

Mozzeltoff

Round 2 from me m'dear!

1) If you could have dinner with any four celebrities/ people you admire or who have influenced you in some way shape or form who would they be?

2) Which frightens you more? That there is other life in this universe that we are unaware of or that we are completely alone?

3) What's the spookiest thing you have experienced?

4) Your favourite quote?

5) Did you ever run across bales of hay as a child?

x Purple Pawprints x

Hello again, Mozzeltoff

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

Round 2 from me m'dear!

1) If you could have dinner with any four celebrities/ people you admire or who have influenced you in some way shape or form who would they be? -- Myles Kennedy, Jim Carrey, Jared Leto and my mum

2) Which frightens you more? That there is other life in this universe that we are unaware of or that we are completely alone? -- What a cool question. Tough one to answer though. I suppose I'd have to say that there is other life that we don't know about. Probably because I watched Independence Day a ridiculous amount of times when I was a kid.

3) What's the spookiest thing you have experienced? -- One night I was coming up to bed at about 1am and when I got to the top of the stairs I could hear crying. I checked and everyone was asleep and both TVs were off. :eek: Freaked me out big time!

4) Your favourite quote? -- "I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday."

5) Did you ever run across bales of hay as a child? -- No but I do remember standing on the small square ones

Thanking you kindly Mozzeltoff, please feel free to post some more if you'd like

Ted_YNWA

Hello your Pawness , I've come back for more.

Would you ever appear on a reality tv show?

Have you ever bent/broken any laws?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

What would your porn stage name be ?

Did you ever get a ride on a tractor?

Is there a room in your house that is just for storing things?

Do you get too attached sometimes to animals in your care?

That'll do for now, tried to come up with innuendo loaded questions, but too early in morning.

salacious crumb

Hi xPPx. I'm aghast that you've never been out of Ireland :pac:

When do you plan to leave?
Where will you go?
What would be your dream holiday?

Favourite movie?
Movie you've seen the most amount of times?
Worst movie you ever saw?

My brain is not really working at the moment due to illness, but I shall try to think of some better questions later

Lady Chuckles

Most efficient curse word? :pac:

A word or phrase you say a lot?

Where would you, with an unlimited budget, go on holiday?

Mojito or Caipirinha?

Do you like video games?

Westlife or Boyzone?

What ingredients would you stuff in your lunch sandwich?

Ever have Indonesian food?

Share something quirky about yourself :D


Thank you!

x Purple Pawprints x

Hello again Sir Ted

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Hello your Pawness , I've come back for more.

Would you ever appear on a reality tv show? -- Probably not. I really dislike those shows.

Have you ever bent/broken any laws? -- I can't think of any off the top of my head but I'm sure there's something. Like I said before, I'm a good girl. Mostly.

Do you know the way to San Jose? -- It's that way

---

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What would your porn stage name be ? -- Did one of those quiz things and my porn name is Curley Park. Cr*ppy I know..

Did you ever get a ride on a tractor? -- In the normal sense, yes but in the other sense, no.

Is there a room in your house that is just for storing things? -- Yes, we have a little cupboard under the stairs.

Do you get too attached sometimes to animals in your care? -- I haven't worked in veterinary for a while but yeah I have done. I actually got really attached to a baby blackbird I looked after at home once. Poor thing died

That'll do for now, tried to come up with innuendo loaded questions, but too early in morning.

Thank you kind sir, do come again!

x Purple Pawprints x

Hello Crumbly

salacious crumb wrote: »

Hi xPPx. I'm aghast that you've never been out of Ireland :pac: -- I know, most people have the same reaction

When do you plan to leave? -- When I can afford to go some place.
Where will you go? -- People probably expect me to say somewhere exotic but I'd love a weekend in Scotland to start me off
What would be your dream holiday? -- Some type of safari somewhere really hot

Favourite movie? -- Independence Day
Movie you've seen the most amount of times? -- See above
Worst movie you ever saw? -- Either Kingdom of Heaven or Drag Me To Hell

My brain is not really working at the moment due to illness, but I shall try to think of some better questions later

Thanking you kindly, Crumbly. Do come again!

x Purple Pawprints x

Howdy Chuckles, how are we?

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Most efficient curse word? :pac: -- Bollocks.. no idea why.

A word or phrase you say a lot? -- "Apparently..." or "Sweet Jesus!"

Where would you, with an unlimited budget, go on holiday? -- I'd do some sort of safari, it would be amazing!

Mojito or Caipirinha? -- I'll have to say Mojito because I've never tasted the other one.

Do you like video games? -- Yes but I wouldn't regard myself as a gamer. I only play one game and it's really old.

Westlife or Boyzone? -- Westlife

What ingredients would you stuff in your lunch sandwich? -- Nothing like a toasted ham and cheese sandwich

Ever have Indonesian food? -- No I haven't but I'd love to try, I love trying different foods

Share something quirky about yourself :D -- Quirky is my middle name, my dear! Erm... I have to have the volume on the TV/radio/mp3 player etc. on an even number or one ending in 5. People always thing I'm a weirdo when I explain this to them!


Thank you!

Thanking you muchly Chuckles, come again!

Sephiroth_dude

Hello paws

Have you tasted clonakilty sausage before :pac:;):D?

Ted_YNWA

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Hello paws

Have you tasted clonakilty sausage before :pac:;):D?

Follow on question, do you prefer black or white pudding ?

sammyjo90

Howya Paws, back again!
I really wanted to come up with some obviously twisted questions..but alas it was just too hard (:P)
also I kinda knew you would have big boobies!

Q.1 Are you a runner type of gal or one that just wears "pumps" all the time?

Q.2 Ever snogged a randomer in a club?

Q.3 Do you like south park?

Q.4 What do you do when you get ridiculously angry?

Q.5 Ever get a cramp in your tongue? (not from that, filthy feckers)

Q.6 Would you go out with someone at least ten years older than you?

Q.7 Ever fall asleep in public?

Q.8 You have tattoos?! how old were you when you got the 1st one?

Q.9 Do you wear a watch?

Q.10 Whats the furthest you've walked?

Done for now!

x Purple Pawprints x

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Hello paws

Have you tasted clonakilty sausage before :pac:;):D?

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Follow on question, do you prefer black or white pudding ?

Oh the innuendo, lads...

Seph, that would be a no on both meanings of that question

Ted - I don't know..

sammyjo90 wrote: »

Howya Paws, back again!
I really wanted to come up with some obviously twisted questions..but alas it was just too hard (:P) -- Teeheehee!
also I kinda knew you would have big boobies! -- Lol, but how?!

Q.1 Are you a runner type of gal or one that just wears "pumps" all the time? -- I wear converse or my Nike runners nearly all the time.

Q.2 Ever snogged a randomer in a club? -- Nope, I've only ever kissed one person and my first kiss was outside my old school

Q.3 Do you like south park? -- Not really.

Q.4 What do you do when you get ridiculously angry? -- Shake

Q.5 Ever get a cramp in your tongue? (not from that, filthy feckers) -- Hehe, nope never.

Q.6 Would you go out with someone at least ten years older than you? -- Depends on the person tbh. I wouldn't rule it out.

Q.7 Ever fall asleep in public? -- Does a bus or train count? If yes, then I have several times.

Q.8 You have tattoos?! how old were you when you got the 1st one? -- Yep, I have three. I got my first one when I was 19.

Q.9 Do you wear a watch? -- Sometimes.

Q.10 Whats the furthest you've walked? -- I did 13km one day a while back. I was wrecked afterwards!

Done for now!

Thank you sammy, come again soon!

salacious crumb

Morning. Time for another round...


What's your favourite quote?
What's your life philosophy?
What would your last meal be?
What song do you want played at your funeral?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
What is the speed of light?
Ever hear the music of the spheres?
Any plans for the weekend?
Is there any word or sentence in the English language that can not be made to sound durty? :pac:

I would have went for all the double entendre loaded questions but there seems to be an abundance of unused testosterone already permeating this thread

x Purple Pawprints x

Morning Crumbles

salacious crumb wrote: »

Morning. Time for another round...


What's your favourite quote? -- I think someone asked me before but I've since changed my answer. It's either "I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday" or "Don't sweat the small stuff. It's good to let chaos take over, and know in your heart everything will be alright eventually."
What's your life philosophy? -- I dunno. Probably something along the lines of "F**k it, it'll be grand."
What would your last meal be? -- Mammy's Christmas dinner.
What song do you want played at your funeral? -- In Loving Memory by Alter Bridge.
Is the glass half empty or half full? -- Half full. Well, most of the time.
What is the speed of light? -- I have no idea. 12?
Ever hear the music of the spheres? -- Nope
Any plans for the weekend? -- Not yet, no.
Is there any word or sentence in the English language that can not be made to sound durty? :pac: -- If I'm involved then there aren't many

I would have went for all the double entendre loaded questions but there seems to be an abundance of unused testosterone already permeating this thread

Nice questions, thank you crumbly. Do come again! (hehe )

Delirium

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Sephiroth_dude

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Morning Crumbles



Do come again!

x Purple Pawprints x

Good afternoon sir!

koth wrote: »

How far east can you go before you're heading west? -- 78756788 miles
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? -- Nose?
If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for? -- Alcohol?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? -- No idea.
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? -- No because english writing doesn't look cool
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? -- Yes
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? -- When a woman told him to
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? -- No
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? -- Yes
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? -- *struggles not to make dirty joke*
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? -- They hold up blank ones

Grid.

Hi again PP:)

Favourite animals?

Most unusual animal you've worked with/on?

Do you take home strays?

Do you have to work long hours?

Are Zoos a good thing?

Wierdest pet name you've heard?

Do Irish folk look after their pets well?

Do you get emotional about animals that are euthanized?

What are your feelings about people making profit from 'puppy farms'?

Do you regularly deal with neglected or abused animals?

Ever have to artificially inseminate a cow?:P

Cheers;)

x Purple Pawprints x

Hello again

Grid. wrote: »

Hi again PP:)

Favourite animals? -- Dogs, chipmunks, gerbils and red pandas

Most unusual animal you've worked with/on? -- Hedgehog

Do you take home strays? -- No but I would if I could

Do you have to work long hours? -- I don't work in a vets at the moment but I used to do 4 9 hour days, 1 12 hour day and also a 6 hour day on a Saturday. Also used to do on call work.

Are Zoos a good thing? -- Yes and no. Yes from a conservation point of view and no because some of the animals aren't in anything remotely like their natural habitat.

Wierdest pet name you've heard? -- I once met a three-legged cat called Tripod. :cool:

Do Irish folk look after their pets well? -- Some do, some don't.

Do you get emotional about animals that are euthanized? -- Yep. I still remember the first dog I assisted in euthanising. Went to the bathroom and cried.

What are your feelings about people making profit from 'puppy farms'? -- They don't care about the animals, not one bit, so in my opinion they should not have them.

Do you regularly deal with neglected or abused animals? -- Not working at the moment. Thankfully never saw any abuse but I did deal with a badly neglected cat. It was fed and watered and all but it had a big gaping wound.. The poor thing must have been in terrible pain.

Ever have to artificially inseminate a cow?:P -- Nope. I did assist in artificially inseminating a dog though. Different procedure, it's a surgery rather than putting a tube up the.. well, y'know..

Cheers;)

Thank you Grid, do come again!

Lithium93_

I'm back again with just 1 more question, you revealed that you used to watch movies of an adult nature, do you still watch said movies and what types floats your boat

x Purple Pawprints x

Hello again Sir Lithium

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I'm back again with just 1 more question, you revealed that you used to watch movies of an adult nature, do you still watch said movies and what types floats your boat

I only watched a couple with my ex, lol. I don't anymore. I haven't watched enough to know what floats my boat tbh

cyberwolf77

And on that note we release the purple pawed one from the noclight. Join us next week for the chuckler

cyberwolf77

Round 2 for the paws starts now!

x Purple Pawprints x

Bring it on!

Ted_YNWA

Will you regret saying that later on?

When is the last time you used a VHS player to watch something?

Is there any animals you are squeamish about when they come into the surgery?

How many noc's does it take to destroy a Lair?

You a tea or coffee drinker?

Are you getting out driving much?

Have you ever walked into a closed door?

Pulled one open instead of pushing?

Any plans for long weekend?


Will do for now, easy you in slowly.

Wichita Lineman

Hi PP,

Just a few either or's to start with............

Dallas or Dynasty?
Golf or pitch'n'putt?
BBC or ITV?
Michael McIntyre or Dara O'Brian?
Dresses or skirts?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Sky dive or bungee jump?
Hair - long or short?
Elvis or The Beatles?
Wash or dry the dishes?
Game of Thrones or Vikings?

Have fun!

x Purple Pawprints x

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Will you regret saying that later on?

When is the last time you used a VHS player to watch something?

Is there any animals you are squeamish about when they come into the surgery?

How many noc's does it take to destroy a Lair?

You a tea or coffee drinker?

Are you getting out driving much?

Have you ever walked into a closed door?

Pulled one open instead of pushing?

Any plans for long weekend?


Will do for now, easy you in slowly.

1. Probably
2. I'd hazard a guess at about 15 years ago
3. Nah not really. Although I've seen them little white maggots living in wounds. They make my skin crawl!
4. Two?
5. Both, but I prefer tea.
6. Yep, to and from work every day.. With my mother in the passenger seat..
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Nothing Saturday, heading out Sunday evening to a fundraiser for a local animal rescue group, Monday I'll be relaxing.

Thanking you muchly, Sir Ted!!

x Purple Pawprints x

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Hi PP,

Just a few either or's to start with............

Dallas or Dynasty?
Golf or pitch'n'putt?
BBC or ITV?
Michael McIntyre or Dara O'Brian?
Dresses or skirts?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Sky dive or bungee jump?
Hair - long or short?
Elvis or The Beatles?
Wash or dry the dishes?
Game of Thrones or Vikings?

Have fun!

1. Neither - never seen them
2. Neither - never played either
3. BBC
4. I like both, but prefer Dara O' Brien
5. Dresses
6. Neither
7. Sky dive
8. Short
9. Beatles
10. Dry
11. Never seen them

They were crappy answers! Great questions though..

Thanks Andy!

Delirium

look to your right, this is what you will use to fight zombies. What is it? :P
what countries have you travelled to? which was your favourite?
you win the lotto, what's the first purchase/spend you make?
ever broken a bone?
travel by camel or elephant?
what food do you hate?
play any computer games? if yes, name a few.

Wichita Lineman

back for more...........

Grab the nearest cd to you and tell us what track 5 is?

Type out line 7 from page 111 in the nearest book to hand?

Do you watch Jools Holland Hootenanny on New Years Eve?

When was the last time you changed your mobile phone?

When was the last time you blew a fuse?

Do you have a wheelbarrow?

What makes you cry?

What makes you laugh?

Whats the most stupid question you have ever been asked?

Do you keep a diary?

What colour nail varnish do you have on right now?