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Weepsie

Eamonnator wrote: »

I notice, that there are no brake or gear cables on that bike.
I wonder, how they intend routing them!

Voodoo, can be the only explanation for such hideousness*

*apologies to any practitioners of voodoo

recedite

Eamonnator wrote: »

I notice, that there are no brake or gear cables on that bike.
I wonder, how they intend routing them!

The entire design budget was spent on the fabulous mudguards. They didn't have time to worry about brake cables.
Obviously you are not an artist, or you wouldn't be moaning about such banal matters.

recedite

check_six wrote: »

Okay, so that cannondale eliminates toe overlap problems, but does anyone know how it turns? Also, wouldn't be much fun if you rolled into a pothole in the road!

I'm guessing the line of little wheels at the front all turn in unison, like a troupe of synchronised shopping trolley wheels pretending to be chorus girls.

levitronix

Lumen wrote: »

most amazing block of wood bike stand ever

Raam

It pains me to put a Colnago here, but it has to be done.

AstraMonti

What is wrong with this frame?!

Raam

AstraMonti wrote: »

What is wrong with this frame?!

A lot.

Idleater

AstraMonti wrote: »

What is wrong with this frame?!

erm, is the left crank missing/photoshopped out of that picture?

Thud

haskellgeek

I assume the thing on the front is for water? If so how much do you need? Isn't this really a TT bike? What is that pole on the front that is upright?

Thud

haskellgeek wrote: »

I assume the thing on the front is for water? If so how much do you need? Isn't this really a TT bike? What is that pole on the front that is upright?

Is that a drinking tube ?

AeroVault System features an integrated front hydration unit, toptube storage box and downtube water bottle that, together, improve the bike’s overall aerodynamic performance.

http://www.giant-dublin.ie/en-ie/bikes/model/trinity.advanced.pro.0/25687/92067/#overview

haskellgeek

That made it even worse so the up right pole is to drink out of. Looks a bit smaller, the water holder, on the 360 view than I thought it would be.

Fian

haskellgeek wrote: »

That made it even worse so the up right pole is to drink out of. Looks a bit smaller, the water holder, on the 360 view than I thought it would be.

Ah that is what it is for. I thought initially it was to put your eye out in a crash.

cython

Fian wrote: »

Ah that is what it is for. I thought initially it was to put your eye out in a crash.

Nope, it is in fact to facilitate gouging out your eyes because you clearly don't need them if you were able to get close enough to that monstrosity to actually use it without being blinded :pac:

Thargor

Thud wrote: »

Looks like a Defy got turned into a self driving bike or weaponised drone or something:

twinsen

Thargor wrote: »

Looks like a Defy got turned into a self driving bike or weaponised drone or something:

Hi, I know where it is. Been there like 50 times

saccades

Brian? wrote: »

Carbon fibre.


I don't think it's better looking

:shakey:

Stand over height - you can have a high saddle but still be able to have your feet on the ground without the top tube bifurcating your crown jewels.

Weepsie

Frame itself I think is okay, but the whole thing is just dire to me.

recedite

Narrow frame tubes combined with deep section rims; its not a good look.
That's aside from the chainguard, which we'll have to pretend we haven't seen.

laraghrider

Some of the Chinese websites can be quite fantastic at this...

Raam

^^^
Looks like a goer.

dragratchet

serious bit of aero drag off that kick no doubt off that kick stand

OleRodrigo

What? The missus buys jeans in H&M

Bloggsie

laraghrider wrote: »

Some of the Chinese websites can be quite fantastic at this...

that is very fugly!

nordicb

^^ It hurts my eyes, but I can't stop looking at it!

Raam

smacl

Looks like a test for red-green colour blindness, I imagine it could look quite stylish for those who are. White bar tape though, yuck.

eeeee

smacl wrote: »

Looks like a test for red-green colour blindness, I imagine it could look quite stylish for those who are. White bar tape though, yuck.

I love how colourful it is!

Needs white cables though at least.

Bloggsie

Raam wrote: »

colour scheme is horrendous, I like the wheels. The white bar tape = a pair of white high heels and white mini skirt!

recedite

I can see why its named after a beer. Its like looking at my dirty old bike, but with beer goggles on.