In The Noclight: Ted_YNWA

cyberwolf77 · 11-11-2013 9:05pm #1

Please welcome our friend Ted to his time in the Noclight. Just let me get out of the way before you open fire

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2013 9:07pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Please welcome our friend Ted to his time in the Noclight. Just let me get out of the way before you open fire

Give me that Kevlar jacket before you run :eek:

cyberwolf77 · 11-11-2013 9:12pm

Fave film?
Fave book you have read?
New York or Chicago style pizza?
Greatest regret in life?

C.K Dexter Haven · 11-11-2013 9:14pm

I'll start with a few off the top of my head:D

1) Whats your (full) name?
2) How old are you?
3) Whats your Birthday?
4) What starsign does that make it?
5) Whats your favourite colour?
6) Whats your lucky number?
7) Do you have any pets?
8) Where are you from?
9) How tall are you?
10) What shoe size are you?
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
14) and what would your hero name be?
15) and what outfit would you wear?
16) What was your last dream about?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
20) What talents do you have?
21) Can you juggle?
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
24) Are you psychic in any way?
25) Are you a good dancer?
26) Are you a good singer?
27) Are you a good cook?
28) Are you a good artist?
29) Are you a good listener?
30) Are you a good public speaker?
31) Are you a good babysitter?
32) Are you a good mechanic?
33) Are you a good diplomat?
34) Are you a good employee?
35) Are you a good dresser?
36) Are you a good swimmer?
37) Are you a good skier?
38) Are you a good lover?
39) Are you a good musician?
40) Are you a good comedian?
41) Are you a good cleaner?
42) Are you a good actor?
43) Are you a good writer?
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
48) What was your favourite holiday?
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
50) Can you tap dance?
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?
52) Whats your favourite sport?
53) Whats your favourite food?
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
55) Whats your favourite film?
56) Whats your favourite song?
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
59) Whats your favourite TV program?
60) Whats your favourite boyband?
61) Whats your favourite girl group?
62) What would be your ideal partner?
63) Do you want children?
64) Do you want a church wedding?
65) Are you religious?
66) Do you like reality TV programs?
67) Do you like TV talent shows?
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
70) How many hats do you own?
71) Are you any good at pool?
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
75) Have you ever been on TV?
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?
78) Have you ever done something heroic?
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
81) What would be your best achievement to date?
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
84) Have you ever built a snowman?
85) Have you ever been sledging?
86) Have you ever flown a kite?
87) What colour socks are you wearing?
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
89) Have you ever been famous?
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?
92) How big is your TV?
93) What is your most essential appliance?
94) What type of music do you like?
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?
97) What position do you often sleep in?
98) What do you wear to bed?
99) How big is your house?
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
102) Do you like scary movies?
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
107) Have you ever tried archery?
108) Whats your favourite condement?
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
111) Whats your least favourite word?
112) What was the last film you saw?
113) What football team do you support?
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
116) Do you have any scars?
117) Do you like marmite?
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
123) Are you scared of flying?
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
127) Are you reliable?
128) Are you proud of yourself?
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
131) Do you hold grudges?
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?
135) Have you ever played conkers?
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
137) Are you much of a gambler?
138) Are you much of a daredevil?
139) Are you a good liar?
140) Are you a good judge of character?
141) Are you any good at charades?
142) How long could you go without talking?
143) What has been your worst haircut/style?
144) Can you iceskate?
145) Can you summersault?
146) Whats your favourite joke?
147) Whats been your best present?
148) Whats been your worst present?
149) Have you ever sleepwalked?
150) Can you build a house of cards?
151) Whats your favourite TV advert?
152) Can you play poker?
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?
155) Have you ever baked your own cake?
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?
158) What would be your dream sandwich?
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
160) Can you do any accents other than your own?
161) Do you have a strong local accent?
162) Whats your favourite accent?
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?
168) What do you like on your toast?
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
170) How do you have your eggs?
171) Whats your favourite saying?
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?
173) and did you win?
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
175) What do you have on your fridge door?
176) Do you love or hate myspace?
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
186) What was your favourite birthday?
187) Can you curl your tounge?
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
189) What would be your dream car?
190) Are you left or right handed?
191) What was the last book you read?
192) What was the last song you danced to?
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
198) Are you scared of spiders?
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?
201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
205) Do you like clowns?
206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
207) Have you ever been surfing?
208) Have you ever been snowboarding?
209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?
212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
214) Do you sing in the shower?
215) Are you a clean or messy person?
216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
217) Can or Do you still play twister?
218) Can you play chess?
219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?
222) and did you win?
223) Do you like poetry?
224) Are you a bad loser?
225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?
226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?
227) Whats your most used phrase?
228) Whats your most used word?
229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
230) What would your dream job be?
231) Which song do you hate the most?
232) How long does it take you to get ready?
233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?
234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?
235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?
236) Who's your favourite Comedian?
237) What's your favourite board game?
238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
239) Do you have any superstitions?
240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?
241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
242) Do you have much of an ego?
243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
244) Are you a hat person?
245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?
246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?
248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
249) Whats your favourite type of tree?
250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?
253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
254) Whats your favourite flower?
255) Do you believe in ghosts?
256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
257) Do you believe in Aliens?
258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
259) Which is your favourite pokemon?
260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?
261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
267) Do you have any secret family recipes?
268) Do you have any family secrets?

269) Are you good at keeping secrets?
270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?
275) Would you ever want to learn to fly?
276) Do you often read your horoscope?
277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?
279) Have you ever milked a cow?
280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
282) Which was the greatest Empire?
283) Whats the cleverest word you know?
284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand?
285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?
286) Who's your favourite Superhero?
287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?
288) What was the last Album you purchased?
289) What was the last DVD you purchased?
290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?
291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes
292) Do you ever make your own greetings cards
293) Do you have a swiss army knife?
294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
295) Whats your favourite fruit?
296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?
297) Do you buy from charity shops?
298) Have you ever sold your services?
299) Have you ever raised money for charity?
300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?
301) Is the glass half full or half empty?
302) Is the grass greener on the other side?
303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise?
304) Why does it always rain on me?
305) Have you ever sailed a boat?
306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter?
307) Do you do your utmost for the environment?
308) Do you love or loather Eurovison?
309) Have you ever weilded a sword?
310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you?
311) Whats your favourite type of fish?
312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?
313) Whats the ultimate cake topping?
314) Do you like marzipan?
315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins?
316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?
317) Can you erect a tent?
318) Do you suck or bite lollipops?
319) Have you ever used the yellow pages?
320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it?
321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?
322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film?
323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have?
323) Approximately how many Albums do you have?
324) Do you talk to yourself?
325) Do you sing to yourself?
326) Do you know any identical twins?
327) Have you ever given blood?
328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig?
329) Whats your favourite radio station?
330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?
331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates?
332) Have you ever written a love letter?
333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year?
334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons?
335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies?
336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream?
337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?
338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?
339) Do you know CPR?
340) Do you have any swimming badges?
341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?
342) How tall is the tallest person you know?
343) Have you ever got lost in a maze?
344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?
345) Have you ever ridden a camel?
346) Whats your opinion on rats?
347) Have you ever been to a gym?
348) Have you ever been in a helicopter?
349) Have you ever cheated at a test?
350) Have you ever ridden a tractor?
351) Are you a gossip?
352) Have you ever cried at a film?
353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible?
354) Do you need to write down things to remember them?
355) Do you keep a diary/journal?
356) Are you scared of thunderstorms?
357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?
358) Whats your favourite disney movie?
359) Have you ever slept in a caravan?
360) Have you ever painted a house?
361) Have you got green fingers?
362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?
363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock?
364) Do you always wear identical socks?
365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy?
366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid?
367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?
368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)
369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice?
370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon?
371) Have you ever licked a battery?
372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band?
373) Have you ever played golf?
374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?
375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?
376) Have you ever danced in the rain?
377) Do you like long or short hair?
378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?
379) Have you ever walked into a wall?
380) Whats your favourite precious metal?
381) Whats your favourite precious stone?
382) Could you ever hunt your own meal?
383) Have you ever read any comics?
384) Where do you like to go to on a first date?
385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
386) Have you ever baked your own bread?
387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?
388) Can you name all 50 American states?
389) Have you ever owned a goldfish?
390) What was your favourite school subject?
391) What was your least favourite school subject?
392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation?
393) Have you ever played the bongos?
394) Have you ever handled a snake?
395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?
396) When did you last go to the beach?
397) When if ever did you last go to london?
398) What do you do to cool down when its hot?
399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
400) Do you have a favourite mug?
401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts?
402) Who's your favourite movie action hero?
403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
404) Do you collect anything?
405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?
406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original?
407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present?
408) Are you introvert or extrovert?
409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want?
410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke?
411) Have you ever been scuba diving?
412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview?
413) What makes you nervous?
414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest?
415) What colour are your eyes?
416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery?
417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?
418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team?
419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself?
420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times?
421) Do you own any inflatable furniture?
422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed?
423) Do you have a piggy bank?
424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car?
425) Could you ever hand milk a cow?
426) Do you have popcorn with a movie?
427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly?
428) Have you ever built an igloo?
429) Can you play the harmonica?
430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands?
431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it?
432) Could you ever be a living organ donor?
433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry?
434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich?
435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone?
436) Are you pretty devious?
437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
438) Are you any good at giving massages?
439) Whats been your worst date ever?
440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public?
441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person?
442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached?
443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?
444) Are you scared of the dark?
445) Do you have a lawyer?
446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public?
447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard?
448) Have you ever been water skiing?
449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test?
450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do?
451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day?
452) How long did you last phone call last?
453) Do you go to car boot sales?
454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them?
455) Have you ever helped someone across the road?
456) Have you ever been horseriding?
457) Have you ever walked a tightrope?
458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building?
459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first?
460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?
461) Do you have any family heirlooms?
462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?
463) Whats your favourite ocean?
464) Do you correct peoples mistakes?
465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal?
466) Do you throw bread for the ducks?
467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things?
468) Do you give money to buskers?
469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake?
470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races?
471) Are you allergic to anything?
472) Are you ticklish?
473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa?
474) Do you like Turkish Delight?
475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday?
476) Are you tired of answering questions yet?
477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing?
478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?
479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?
480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?
481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?
482) What do you do to keep fit?
483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?
484) Have you ever been in a fight?
485) Have you ever started a rumour?
486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?
487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight?
488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge?
489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?
490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels?
491) Have you ever been in a position of authority?
492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation?
493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol?
494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it?
495) And what title would you give yourself?
496) If you invented a monster what would you call it?
497) And what features would it have?
498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it?
499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend?
500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why?
501) Whats your favourite party game?
502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?
503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?
504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?
505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?
506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?
507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?
508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender?
509) Whats the best thing about being your gender?
510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it?
511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home?
512) Have you ever made someone cry?
513) Have you ever starred in a school play?
514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub?
515) Have you ever been a member of any other club?
516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study?
517) Whats been your greatest ever day?
518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time?
519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?
520) Whats your favourite childrens story?
521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?
522) What three things do you think of most each day?
523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper?
524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?
525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?
527) Have you ever been to a live concert?
528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?
529) Have you ever needed stitches?
530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?
531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
532) Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ?
533) Whats the best way to your heart?
534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?
535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?
536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
537) Have you ever been in a submarine?
538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?
539) What song would you say best sums you up?
540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again?
541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?
542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements?
543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time?
544) What was the last thing you ate?
545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal?
546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?
547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?
548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites?
549) How high can you jump?
550) Which fictional character do you wish was real?
551) Who was your first crush?
552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?
553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality?
554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?
555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?
556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?
557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
558) Are you a giver or a receiver?
559) Do you have any enemies?
560) Are you scared of needles?
561) How many piercings do you have? if any
562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
563) How fast can you say the alphabet?
564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?
565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?
568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?
570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?
571) and what would your special move be called?
572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?
573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
574) Have you ever needed an eye test?
575) Do you find yourself attractive?
576) Can you roll your R's?
577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?
578) Do you know any magic tricks?
579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won?
580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member
582) Have you ever been on a cable car?
583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam?
584) Do you prefer the French or Germans?
585) How fast can you get changed?
586) How fast do you type?
587) How fast can you run?
588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic?
589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?
590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
591) Do you read a daily newspaper?
592) Do you watch the news on TV?
593) Have you ever had anything published?
594) Do you believe in love at first sight?
595) How many remote controls do you have in your house?
596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?
597) Have you ever had chicken pox?
598) Do you own a lava lamp?
599) Are you glad these are almost over?
600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?
601) What is your one major weekness?
602) Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far?
603) Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far?
604) What words do you always struggle to spell correctly?
605) On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are?
606) On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are?
607) On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?
608) On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are?
609) On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are?
610) On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are?
611) On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are?
612) On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are?
613) On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are?
614) On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?
615) If you could be any famous person who would you be and why?
616) Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A?
617) Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B?
618) Whats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C?
619) Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D?
620) Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E?
621) Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F?
622) Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G?
623) Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H?
624) Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I?
625) Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J?
626) Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K?
627) Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L?
628) Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M?
629) Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N?
630) Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O?
631) Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P?
632) Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q?
633) Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R?
634) Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S?
635) Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T?
636) Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U?
637) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V?
638) Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W?
639) Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X?
640) Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y?
641) Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z?
642) Do you get seasick?
643) If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it?
644) Do you own a paddling pool?
645) What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house?
646) What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house?
647) If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be?
648) Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying?
649) What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them?
650) Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy?
651) If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose?
652) If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it?
653) Do you believe in kharma?
654) Do you believe in revenge?
655) Do you believe in fairies?
656) Do you believe in a god?
657) Do you believe there used to be dragons?
658) Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
659) What's the worst show on television?
660) Who's your favourite god from ancient history?
661) What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone?
662) Where do you see yourself in 1 months time?
663) Where do you see yourself in 1 years time?
664) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
665) What was the best thing about your old school?
666) What was the worst thing about your old school?
667) If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?
668) Do you watch too much tv?
669) Have you ever planted a tree?
670) Whats the heaviest thing you can lift?
671) What was the last present you recieved?
672) Are your ears lobed or attached?
673) How often do you wash your ears?
674) Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?
675) What was your first alcoholic drink?
676) What was your first job?
677) What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?)
678) What was your first mobile phone?
679) What is your first proper memory?
680) Who was your first teacher?
681) Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
682) Who was your first best friend?
683) What was your first detention for?
684) Whats your strongest voluntary muscle?
685) Who was your first kiss?
686) What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?
687) What thing that you've made are you most proud of?
688) Could you ever be someones bodygaurd?
689) Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth?
690) Do you like other people buying you clothes?
691) Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked?
692) What nicknames do you have/have had?
693) Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
694) Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
695) Have you ever carved a pumpkin?
696) Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
697) Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etc
698) If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be?
699) If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called?
700) If you could join any music group which would you want to join?
701) What do your parents do?
702) If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage?
703) Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid?
704) Is your dad an embarassing dancer?
705) Do you plan to vote in the next election?
706) If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have?
707) What if any unusual objects have you swallowed?
708) When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet?
709) Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy?
710) Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines?
711) If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went?
712) Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa?
713) Rebound relationships, good or bad?
714) Have you ever owned a slinky?
715) Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent?
716) Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
717) Pirate downloads, good or bad?
718) Democracy, good or bad?
719) Communism, good or bad?
720) Have you ever been electrocuted?
721) Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product?
722) Have you ever shawn a sheep?
723) Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself?
724) Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself?
725) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?
726) The war in Iraq, good or bad?
727) The war in Afganistan, good or bad?
728) Have you ever appeared on youtube?
729) Have you ever performed in front of a large audience?
730) Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef?
731) Have you ever been on radio?
732) Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to?
733) What colour/style was your school tie?
734) Do you have to wear glasses?
735) Do you bite your nails?
736) Do you prefer male or female singers voices?
737) Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover?
738) Do you get hayfever?
739) Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old?
740) Do you like your age?
741) Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself?
742) Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself?
743) Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body?
744) Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself?
745) Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself?
746) Do you know html?
747) Have you ever flown first class?
748) How many languages do you speak?
749) What are better, violins or pianos?
750) Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger)
751) What compulsions do you have?
752) What makes you angry?
753) If you could see any band, which would you like to see?
754) Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans?
755) What would you say is your favourite album of all time?
756) Do you dislike hairy people?
757) Are you much of an adventurer?
758) Do you like your own name?
759) Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement?
760) How long has your longest ever phone call been?
761) Have you ever stolen anything?
762) Could you ever have an affair with a married person?
763) Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another?
764) What is your family christmases like?
765) Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex?
766) How much would it cost to buy your love?
767) Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why?
768) If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count)
769) Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?
778) Have you already thought about your babies names?
779) Have you ever been fishing?
780) Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?
781) Do you have any strange body things?
782) What was the last social faux pas you made?
783) What makes you nostalgic?
784) Whats the scariest thing you've ever done?
785) What fairy tale character would you most associate with?
786) How much do you tend to swear in public?
787) What are your strengths?
788) What are your weaknesses?
789) What brand are your trainers?
790) If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem?
791) Who is the most intelligent person you know?
791) Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?
792) How did you get your name?
793) Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?
794) If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be?
795) If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?
796) If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?
797) Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?
798) If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?
799) Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?
800) Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)

Sephiroth_dude · 11-11-2013 9:19pm

lmao feck sake CK

Hello my friend :-D

Whats your favourite beer?

whats the furthest you've been from home?

what was the last book you?

Favourite author?

Ever been to anfield?

where did you watch the champions league final 05?

I'll leave it at that

Thanks you my friend

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2013 9:21pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Fave film?

Watching Anchorman, would be up there with Silence of the Lambs ... Hello Clariisss

Fave book you have read?
go in stages of read, best one tbh was Blood Work - Michael Connelly crime novel made in to film with Clint

New York or Chicago style pizza?Of them 2, New Yorker, the more meat the better

Greatest regret in life?
Had 2 job offers back when I had left college, would have been on more money at this stage if I went down the other path

Thank you, come again

Delirium · 11-11-2013 9:27pm

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'll start with a few off the top of my head:D

1) Whats your (full) name?
...

800) Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)

you still there, Ted? :pac:

Mozzeltoff · 11-11-2013 9:29pm

How do you Ted!

I do hope you find the time to answer my few questions!

Seeing as you hail from the home county of Tipp I must ask:

Have you being to either Maximus or Hayes? Which one would you pick if forced to?

Do you think the GAA own the county?

Would you move back?

C.K Dexter Haven · 11-11-2013 9:34pm

koth wrote: »

you still there, Ted? :pac:

I think I just killed Ted:D

sammyjo90 · 11-11-2013 9:40pm

I'm gonna be a nice person and wait untill he replies! possibly on Friday!

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2013 9:52pm

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'll start with a few off the top of my head:D

1) Whats your (full) name?

800) Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)

ya fecker CK, I will get through them, have them saved out & have 103 done, may get through a few other though as well

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2013 9:53pm

koth wrote: »

you still there, Ted? :pac:

At last

:D a simple question !!!!

Yes I am here, just about

C.K Dexter Haven · 11-11-2013 9:53pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

ya fecker CK, I will get through them, have them saved out & have 103 done, may get through a few other though as well

Fair play to ya Ted;)

Ted_YNWA · 11-11-2013 9:55pm

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

How do you Ted!

I do hope you find the time to answer my few questions!

Seeing as you hail from the home county of Tipp I must ask:

Have you being to either Maximus or Hayes? Which one would you pick if forced to?

Never been to either, from the shticks, too far for taxis and all that grief, plus grew up on a farm so no chance of lie in the next morning

Do you think the GAA own the county? Deffo, not a big GAA-head, no other sport gets a look in on local news on radio/papers[/B]

Would you move back?
Not at the moment f****all job opportunities there

thank you, please come again

x Purple Pawprints x · 12-11-2013 12:33am

Mother of God, 800 questions from Dexter! :eek:

Here's a few from me...

Do you have a favourite comedian?
What was the last concert you went to?
Will you be going to any concerts soon?
Have you ever been in Laois?
Do you prefer black or blue pens?
Got any tattoos?
Have you ever been in hospital?
What's your favourite junk food?
Have you ever felt like throwing your phone repeatedly against a wall?
Did you hate dial-up as much as me?
Do you eat fast or slow?
What was the last book you read?
What did you see in the cinema last time you were there?

salacious crumb · 12-11-2013 9:16am

Morning Tedward.

1) Have you finished CK's qs yet? :pac:
2) Do you often answer a question with a question in real life?
3) Are Seph and SJ ever gonna finally hook up and spare us their incessant flirting in the lair?

4) Do you know where the Five Lamps are?
5) Liverpool!? Really? :pac:
5) Top five bands?
6) Five other bands you appreciate?
7) What brought you to Boards?

That'll do for now. I'll think of more when I'm actually awake.

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 10:03am

mother o god. has CK had his moment in noclight.

Not quite 800, there is a gap between 769 & 778.

am up to 782, will get back to rest of you shortly.

cyberwolf77 · 12-11-2013 1:15pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

mother o god. has CK had his moment in noclight?

yes, but I could reopen it if you have several hundred questions for him........

Grid. · 12-11-2013 5:49pm

Howdy Ted:)

What do you make of Rosanna Davison presenting Liverpool TV??

Do you miss Stewart Downing & JJ Shelvey??

Can Liverpool finish fourth this season?:p

Do you get tired of saying..."next year is our year":p

How cringeworthy was 'Being Liverpool'?

Was Kenny paying 35m for Andy Carroll the worst transfer ever?

Can you beat the Toffees on Saturday?

Will O'Neill & Keane end in a trainwreck?

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 7:17pm

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'll start with a few off the top of my head:D

1) Whats your (full) name? Ted Ryerson
2) How old are you? 30+ a low rate of VAT
3) Whats your Birthday? The day I was born
4) What starsign does that make it? Aquarius
5) Whats your favourite colour? Blue, shiit, thats Evertons colours , Red
6) Whats your lucky number? 13
7) Do you have any pets? pet spider, called Leggy
8) Where are you from? Did your parents not discuss the facts of life with you ?
9) How tall are you? 5'10'' or so, depends if I am in my high heels or not
10) What shoe size are you? 9 i think
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 17 and a half, still looking for the missing one
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make? Bring in a limit on the number of questions a person can ask
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have? Gotta be invisibility
14) and what would your hero name be? Invisoman
15) and what outfit would you wear? Nothing see my superpower duh
16) What was your last dream about? A christening, no idea why, have no kids that I know of
17) What would you do if you won the lottery? Collect it
18) Would you like to build/design your own house? No, struggled to even build a lego house when I was younger
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer? Carried on the wings of an angel
20) What talents do you have? Able to make people run away, or that could just be a BO issue
21) Can you juggle? No
22) Can you solve a rubix cube? No
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear? No
24) Are you psychic in any way? As in see dead people, nope
25) Are you a good dancer? No
26) Are you a good singer? No
27) Are you a good cook? No
28) Are you a good artist? No
29) Are you a good listener? Listen, but do not take in half of what some people say
30) Are you a good public speaker? No
31) Are you a good babysitter? Used to be but then there was that incident which we are not allowed to talk about
32) Are you a good mechanic? No
33) Are you a good diplomat? No
34) Are you a good employee? No
35) Are you a good dresser? If my boss is reading this , YES OF COURSE
36) Are you a good swimmer? Like a stone
37) Are you a good skier? never tried
38) Are you a good lover? the best, just ask Mozzie :P
39) Are you a good musician? I can play the instrument, but if it is pleasing to the ears, is a different story
40) Are you a good comedian? I make people laugh, either at me or with me, I do not know
41) Are you a good cleaner? Clean what I have to
42) Are you a good actor? No
43) Are you a good writer? Please see this masterpiece
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping? No, the rope would probably snap knowing my luck
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking? Yes, many moons ago in Killary Harbour
46) What types of holidays do you prefer? Mix of relaxing & fun/excitement
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday? San Fransisco
48) What was your favourite holiday? Las Vegas, 4 days of non stop booze & gambling
49) Where would your dream holiday be? Seychelles, white sandy beaches, sun, sand sea & the other
50) Can you tap dance? Tried it once & fell into the sink
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal? Zebra
52) Whats your favourite sport? Tiddlywinks
53) Whats your favourite food? Curry
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping? Ham
55) Whats your favourite film? Silence of the Lambs
56) Whats your favourite song? Currently Avici , wake me up. Changes like the weather
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink? Cider
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink? Coffee
59) Whats your favourite TV program? Criminal Minds
60) Whats your favourite boyband? Queen, they a boy-band ? All male anyway
61) Whats your favourite girl group? Atomic Kitten, or do you mean for their music
62) What would be your ideal partner? My Shadow, only one to guarantee to stay by me
63) Do you want children? not right now,
64) Do you want a church wedding? Prob when the time comes
65) Are you religious? Not really tbh
66) Do you like reality TV programs? No, pile of sh1te, would sooner watch 2 cats fighting in a dustbin
67) Do you like TV talent shows? see above
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be? You :P
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be? Study harder
70) How many hats do you own? few baseball cap that’s about it
71) Are you any good at pool? I can hit the white ball, after that its pure luck
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from? 2 inches
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital? yes, got concussion years ago & was KO'd for half hour nearly
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law? No, what do you take me for
75) Have you ever been on TV? Only in the background on the News & Nationwide
76) Have you ever met any celebrities? Don’t think so
77) Have you ever been to Legoland? Never been
78) Have you ever done something heroic? Changed a flat tire for complete stranger
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? None that are safe to disclose
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke? See above
81) What would be your best achievement to date? Makng it through today, without slapping someone at work
82) Do you prefer baths or showers? Depends on the company,
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair? Usually use a towel
84) Have you ever built a snowman? yes, back in the day
85) Have you ever been sledging? That like dogging ?
86) Have you ever flown a kite? no
87) What colour socks are you wearing? black with blue stripes
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be? Carribbean
89) Have you ever been famous? never been, is it worth all the glory & fame though
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity? No, everyone shouting your name, pure torture :P
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother? Not a chance, I value what little respect I already get
92) How big is your TV? 21''
93) What is your most essential appliance? Laptop
94) What type of music do you like? Ecclectic mix from Country to Rock, depends on my mood
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping? Only in the bath
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with? 2
97) What position do you often sleep in? horizontal usually
98) What do you wear to bed? Boxers & a smile
99) How big is your house? 3 story townhouse
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsets, they don’t wake me up, damn east facing bedroom window
101) What do you typically have for breakfast? Porridge if I have time, toast if I don’t
102) Do you like scary movies? Yes
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour? strawberry
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper? yes for Primary school
105) How long can you balance on one foot? Five minutes & 14 seconds
106) Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, only an Airsoft one
107) Have you ever tried archery? Think I tried it in Delphi Adventure centre
108) Whats your favourite condement? Salf
109) Whats your favourite clean word? Brush
110) Whats your favourite swear word? Bollix
111) Whats your least favourite word? No
112) What was the last film you saw? Anchorman
113) What football team do you support? Do you have to ask !!!! Liverpool
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep? 40+ hours
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? Bellagio hotel, stayed on 32nd floor or thereabouts
116) Do you have any scars? Yes, loads, no idea how I got half of them
117) Do you like marmite? never tried
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events? Never won, 2nd in the egg n spoon race, Under 7s
119) What did you want to be when you grew up? Older
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? My bank balance
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? Few inches, always been short
123) Are you scared of flying? Nope, love a bit of turbelence, adds to the excitement & breaks up the boredom
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? Neither, have both
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? Nope, no urge to do so either
126) How often do you buy new clothes? Whenever they become unwearable
127) Are you reliable? Always
128) Are you proud of yourself? yup
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer How would I know ?
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? Where did I leave the keys
131) Do you hold grudges? Cross me & find out :P
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? A snake & an elephant
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? No, I'm not a christmas person
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? yes
135) Have you ever played conkers? back when I was in school
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? The price of turnips
137) Are you much of a gambler? Like to gamble, but know my limits
138) Are you much of a daredevil? Depends on the dare
139) Are you a good liar? Do you believe all my answers?
140) Are you a good judge of character? Usually can get a good read on people
141) Are you any good at charades? no, would not have the patience for that
142) How long could you go without talking? usually last a few hours ( when I sleep)
143) What has been your worst haircut/style? Hasn’t changed much over the years, so it could be my usual own or never had a dodgy one
144) Can you iceskate? badly
145) Can you summersault? no, would do myself a serious injury
146) Whats your favourite joke? useless at remembering jokes
147) Whats been your best present? Watch from the brother
148) Whats been your worst present? a belt from an aunt
149) Have you ever sleepwalked? if I do, I sleepwalk right back to bed again
150) Can you build a house of cards? only up to 2/3 levels
151) Whats your favourite TV advert? don’t watch tv & have adblock on laptop, am I an advertisers worst nightmare?
152) Can you play poker? 5 card now or texas holdem, either way yes
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests? Not gay, so parents will never meet my male partner
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed? Yes, them pesky photos they take in schools, Mother still has them at home 20+ years later
155) Have you ever baked your own cake? Yes,
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour? Green,
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree? No idea, some mishapen object, same as those ink blots the shrinks have, could be anything
158) What would be your dream sandwich? Cant go wrong with a plain old ham and cheese
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous? No
160) Can you do any accents other than your own? Cork boi, ya langer
161) Do you have a strong local accent? Don’t think so, but then you don’t know yourself how you sound
162) Whats your favourite accent? Welsh
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick? O
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens? black ftw
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV? been years since I did,
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress? Don’t do fancy dress
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes? Red
168) What do you like on your toast? Butter
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap? Liquid
170) How do you have your eggs? Non fertilized
171) Whats your favourite saying? Whats up doc
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war? no
173) and did you win? See above
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted? As in body supported by hands, then no. Bend down & stick my hands under my feets, yes
175) What do you have on your fridge door? Some Casper the ghost stickers
176) Do you love or hate myspace? Never used it,
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door? The ESB meter man
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating? Never went
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples? Yes, bout 20 years ago
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing? Suit
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of? Sightseeing in London in August
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of? My impression of you, while I was trying to answer these
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay? Yes many things
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent? Pine
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum? Yes, but its been a while so might be rusty
186) What was your favourite birthday? 6/7 when I got loads of junk food & not a care in the world
187) Can you curl your tounge? no
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie? **** checks, innie
189) What would be your dream car? porsche boxter
190) Are you left or right handed? right
191) What was the last book you read? instructions to my wireless headphones
192) What was the last song you danced to? no idea was drunk at the time
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo? yes
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick? no, would be a youtube moment though
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper? See above
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message? brother
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone? yes, many times
198) Are you scared of spiders? no, see previous question about pet
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one? yes, but It would come straight back up again
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place? Group of us was told not to come back to a couple of places in college
201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week? 50 odd emails a week
202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be? English
203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life? Thomas Edison, let him see things work now
204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard? Wasn’t frightened, more wary than anything
205) Do you like clowns? hate the fcukers
206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV? BBC
207) Have you ever been surfing? Yes, but by the letter of the law, it probably was not surfing
208) Have you ever been snowboarding? no
209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley? Beatles, they were from Liverpool :P
210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food? Chinese
211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most? Greece
212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening? Easy listening
213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program? Scooby doo
214) Do you sing in the shower? Only to myself, don’t want to frighten away the housemates
215) Are you a clean or messy person? clean
216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly? dog
217) Can or Do you still play twister? Will only play naked twister if you are XX chromosomes
218) Can you play chess? Have an idea how to play, not played in yonks
219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song? no, make my own up
220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws? straight, don’t do all this fancy new-age malarky
221) Have you ever entered a talent contest? had planned to enter Euro-star(for the Eurovision) in waterford, went on the beer instead
222) and did you win? See above
223) Do you like poetry? Some poems are good.
224) Are you a bad loser? Not that bad
225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream? need to have both to make an informed decision
226) Whats your favourite type of Pie? sweetie
227) Whats your most used phrase? How do you like them apples
228) Whats your most used word? Howya
229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? Johnny Depp
230) What would your dream job be? mattress tester
231) Which song do you hate the most? Anything by Bieber
232) How long does it take you to get ready? 10 minutes
233) What do you think the greatest invention has been? Doorbell
234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex? Gluteus Maximus
235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex? Knees
236) Who's your favourite Comedian? Tommy Tiernan
237) What's your favourite board game? Ludo
238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions? Not really tbh
239) Do you have any superstitions? Not really tbh
240) Whats your favourite Movie quote? Call that a knife …
241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? Chuckie all the way
242) Do you have much of an ego? only an alter one
243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish? have done on occasion
244) Are you a hat person? Nope, no urge to do so either
245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain? Supervalu --- its super
246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain? Don’t do fast food
247) Whats your first thought upon waking up? Why the fcuk do I have to go into work
248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet? Iguana
249) Whats your favourite type of tree? Oak, majestic
250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be? Bertie Ahern
251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be? The keys to the bank vault
252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you? Nice, …. Subtle way to find my real name
253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box? Rush to the box & take out my M16
254) Whats your favourite flower? Rose
255) Do you believe in ghosts? don’t believe, but have seen unexplained shadows in the house
256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster? no
257) Do you believe in Aliens? no
258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public? Everyone hides things from others, they are called secrets
259) Which is your favourite pokemon? Pikachu ( only one I know_
260) What horror fiction character scares you the most? Fran
261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop? No, 6 at a push
262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day? They can do what they want
263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe? Are they not already
264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound? Em, I'm Irish why the fcuk would I want the Pound, me thinks this was a copy & paste job CK
265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc No
266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink? NO
267) Do you have any secret family recipes? That would be a secret
268) Do you have any family secrets? That would be a secret
269) Are you good at keeping secrets? That would be a secret
270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon? No
271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc? Not a big fan of sci-fi
272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white? black ftw
273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll? sausage roll
274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online? usually shop in physical shops
275) Would you ever want to learn to fly? If I had wings would
276) Do you often read your horoscope? once in a blue moon,
277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading? no, would love to go & give fake tells when they ask questions
278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper? Star
279) Have you ever milked a cow? yes, its all in the wrist
280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you? sure have
281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters? bit of meh,
282) Which was the greatest Empire? Mayans
283) Whats the cleverest word you know? Intelligent
284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand? Adidas
285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines? No
286) Who's your favourite Superhero? Batman
287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie? Riddler
288) What was the last Album you purchased? forced into buying off a hawker on the street one time for €2, no idea where it is now
289) What was the last DVD you purchased? Tower Heist, ben stiller one
290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased? pack of socks
291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes yes, pesky "fairness"
292) Do you ever make your own greetings cards no
293) Do you have a swiss army knife? Had one years ago, ended up in washing machine & game over knife
294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real? around 10 or so
295) Whats your favourite fruit? apple
296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it? discovered the meaning of life, but then lost the piece of paper I wrote it on
297) Do you buy from charity shops? NO
298) Have you ever sold your services? Gave my assistance at house clearing/decorating & got a few bob
299) Have you ever raised money for charity? yes
300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair? no
301) Is the glass half full or half empty? whatever way it is, we need to decide whose round it is
302) Is the grass greener on the other side? No it the way the sun is shining
303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise? How do we know when it fell/it if even fell at all
304) Why does it always rain on me? because you stay out in the rain showers
305) Have you ever sailed a boat? been on a boat, never in charge of its movement
306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter? loathe, with a passion
307) Do you do your utmost for the environment? as much as I can
308) Do you love or loather Eurovison? All it is is soft porn, in that regard, love
309) Have you ever weilded a sword? no
310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you? Statue
311) Whats your favourite type of fish? silver
312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails? pig
313) Whats the ultimate cake topping? icing
314) Do you like marzipan? yep
315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins? Never been to either
316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play? roadie
317) Can you erect a tent? only under a duvet
318) Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck, never bite
319) Have you ever used the yellow pages? yes, need to avail of certain services every now and then
320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it? in the market for a new one
321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes? nowt
322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film? have a disposable one somewhere
323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have? about 40 in hard copy
323) Approximately how many Albums do you have? only about 15 in hard copy
324) Do you talk to yourself? all the time, need an intelligent conversation every so often
325) Do you sing to yourself? yup
326) Do you know any identical twins? know a few sets of twins, none bang on identical
327) Have you ever given blood? yes
328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig? no,
329) Whats your favourite radio station? today fm
330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet? Z
331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates? neither, normal walking
332) Have you ever written a love letter? yes
333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year? none, postman robbed them all on me
334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? Dinosaurs
335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies? no
336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream? nope
337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school? French
338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language? snippets
339) Do you know CPR? yep, have done a first aid course
340) Do you have any swimming badges? no, swim like a stone
341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks? analogue
342) How tall is the tallest person you know? never asked him
343) Have you ever got lost in a maze? nope,
344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal? grew up on a farm, so have been kicked & pucked at various stages
345) Have you ever ridden a camel? No & she doesn't appreciate that nickname]
346) Whats your opinion on rats? hate them
347) Have you ever been to a gym? yes many times
348) Have you ever been in a helicopter? no, but would love to
349) Have you ever cheated at a test? yes, ssshhhh
350) Have you ever ridden a tractor? See above - grew up on farm, have a guess
351) Are you a gossip? no,
352) Have you ever cried at a film? no
353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible? struggle on
354) Do you need to write down things to remember them? memory of an elephant
355) Do you keep a diary/journal? no, nosey phuckers would try and read it
356) Are you scared of thunderstorms? nope love em
357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias? fear of people asking me questions
358) Whats your favourite disney movie? bambi
359) Have you ever slept in a caravan? yes
360) Have you ever painted a house? yes many times
361) Have you got green fingers? only when using green paint
362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed? 20 foot or so
363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock? no, have a watch
364) Do you always wear identical socks? most of the time
365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy? whats meant to be is meant to be
366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid? yes
367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet? yup, you spying on me
368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film) no
369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice? have done
370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon? no,
371) Have you ever licked a battery? Yes & nothing happened
372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band? aim of a one-armed blind man
373) Have you ever played golf? yes
374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across? Cletus
375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings? mornings
376) Have you ever danced in the rain? it was raining the time I danced at the crossroads
377) Do you like long or short hair? short on me
378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure? Previous boss at work
379) Have you ever walked into a wall? Ran into one in primary school
380) Whats your favourite precious metal? gold
381) Whats your favourite precious stone? diamond
382) Could you ever hunt your own meal? No, I would starve
383) Have you ever read any comics? Beano
384) Where do you like to go to on a first date? Dogging site
385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes? horizontal
386) Have you ever baked your own bread? have made bread before, tasty too
387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter? No its an conspiracy
388) Can you name all 50 American states? prob about 40
389) Have you ever owned a goldfish? owned a couple
390) What was your favourite school subject? maths
391) What was your least favourite school subject? Irish
392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation? Only pass wind in a relaxed situation
393) Have you ever played the bongos? yep, neighbour wasn't too pleased
394) Have you ever handled a snake? no
395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself? Yep, always end up with 2 extra screws though
396) When did you last go to the beach? no idea
397) When if ever did you last go to london? last august
398) What do you do to cool down when its hot? Cold Shower
399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? Too old school when it comes to food, stick with what you know
400) Do you have a favourite mug? yes
401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts? Went to some karate lessons before
402) Who's your favourite movie action hero? John McClane, unstoppable
403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? no
404) Do you collect anything? used to collect stamps, lost interest after a couple of months
405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? no, whats in the past should stay there
406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original? don’t follow fashion styles
407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present? don’t think so
408) Are you introvert or extrovert? slightly introverted
409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want? speed of a cheetah
410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke? doggy style
411) Have you ever been scuba diving? been on one of these before http://aquaviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Scuba-Doo-Scooter.jpg
412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview? yes a couple,
413) What makes you nervous? fear of the unknown
414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest? hearing
415) What colour are your eyes? brown
416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery? no
417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows? sometimes
418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team? yes, keep the team there or thereabouts
419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself? yes
420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times? usually just sit back & let it all play out, try not to overthink them
421) Do you own any inflatable furniture? inflatable mattress
422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? Galtymore
423) Do you have a piggy bank? no,
424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car? only within the speed limits
425) Could you ever hand milk a cow? have done before
426) Do you have popcorn with a movie? not always
427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly? 12 feet
428) Have you ever built an igloo? no, not enough compacted snow & ice here to do it
429) Can you play the harmonica? can play, would not sound nice though
430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands? yes, countless numbers
431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it? depends how clean the servers hands are
432) Could you ever be a living organ donor? I am all for it
433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry? Biology
434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich? yep
435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone? no
436) Are you pretty devious? no, honest as the day is long
437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) no
438) Are you any good at giving massages? yep
439) Whats been your worst date ever? '9/11
440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public? yes
441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person? no,
442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached? probably have
443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin? only a mini slip
444) Are you scared of the dark? nope
445) Do you have a lawyer? no
446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public? yes
447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard? Are you Jamaican, coz you're jamaican me crazy
448) Have you ever been water skiing? no
449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test? no
450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do? round the world trip
451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day? bout 3/4
452) How long did you last phone call last? 6 minutes
453) Do you go to car boot sales? been to a few, 90% junk
454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them? return it, see honest answer above
455) Have you ever helped someone across the road? Yes
456) Have you ever been horseriding? no,
457) Have you ever walked a tightrope? no
458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building? yep, very satisfying
459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first? depends what it was
460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something? yep
461) Do you have any family heirlooms? nowt of any value
462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? Walt Disney
463) Whats your favourite ocean? Indian
464) Do you correct peoples mistakes? Depends who they are & the reaction they would give
465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal? yep, helped sheep stuck in wire a few times
466) Do you throw bread for the ducks? have done
467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things? smelly noisy things, but you cant say that to the mammies
468) Do you give money to buskers? the odd time
469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake? yes, its still stuck on the ceiling
470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races? came second in the under 7s
471) Are you allergic to anything? nothing yet anyway
472) Are you ticklish? no
473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa? coffee
474) Do you like Turkish Delight? hate the stuff
475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday? not if I can avoid it, pointless tradition
476) Are you tired of answering questions yet? been tired of the last 470
477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing? yep, great craic
478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails? no
479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name? all the time
480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else? yep. Always mistaken for a Dunnes Stores worker when I go shopping
481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you? Yep a couple of times
482) What do you do to keep fit? Gym, Cardio & some weights
483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight? Not really tbh
484) Have you ever been in a fight? no
485) Have you ever started a rumour? no
486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself? im sure there are a few
487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight? no
488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge? no
489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video? no
490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels? work but not full time
491) Have you ever been in a position of authority? yes
492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation? no, the videos never went public
493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? no, would lead to an explosion
494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it? Tedland
495) And what title would you give yourself? Supreme Emporer
496) If you invented a monster what would you call it? The Beast
497) And what features would it have? It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head , It has claws as big as cups
498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it? Never achieved any dream
499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend? Why they have to go to the toilets in packs of 24
500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? Maths/ Science teacher, don’t want to mention names, but we used to take the phiss out of him for the whole class
501) Whats your favourite party game? Hide & Seek
502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline? Should be allowed, didn’t do me any harm, instills respect as well
503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink? no
504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? definitely
505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? Warrior of the Waves
506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? Ambulance service
507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? Wouldn’t last in the army
508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender? being expected to be chivalrious
509) Whats the best thing about being your gender? been able to phiss standing up
510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? Lounging around the local swimming pool changing room
511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? Jamaica
512) Have you ever made someone cry? probably have
513) Have you ever starred in a school play? Yes as an extra
514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? no
515) Have you ever been a member of any other club? member of athletic club
516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? Philantropy
517) Whats been your greatest ever day? Istanbul
518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? victorian
519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic? food
520) Whats your favourite childrens story? Red Riding hood
521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? Vanilla Sky just wrecked my head fullstop
522) What three things do you think of most each day? food, sleep, work
523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? dinner living on my own, supper back with parents
524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? dessert
525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say? danger, approach with caution
526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? had no need yet
527) Have you ever been to a live concert? yep
528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy? no
529) Have you ever needed stitches? needed them yes, get them no,
530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? besticula, Polimera
531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? Kill, but I repress them
532) Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ? Ian Dempsey
533) Whats the best way to your heart? through my ribs
534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? of course, as well as 10+otheres
535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? womens underwear, would need to take a lot of measurements
536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't? all the time
537) Have you ever been in a submarine? nope
538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? yep, before the credits finish
539) What song would you say best sums you up? always look on the bright side of life
540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again? yep, drifted away from a lot of college mates
541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme? humpty dumpty
542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? imperial
543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time? King Kong
544) What was the last thing you ate? Some pringles
545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal? Cow
546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be? Kim Kardashian
547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? Male -> deffo no, female -> depends on a matrix of factors
548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites? boards, facebook, netflix
549) How high can you jump? 4 foot maybe
550) Which fictional character do you wish was real? james bond
551) Who was your first crush? girl in primary school
552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality? not taking ourselves too seriously
553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? begrudgery
554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? free will
555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be? Giraffe, whats the weather like up there
556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch? No, friends
557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate? vanilla
558) Are you a giver or a receiver? Depends on the context
559) Do you have any enemies? only mortal ones, kept in my black book
560) Are you scared of needles? nope
561) How many piercings do you have? if any have none
562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere? got lost a couple of times, never too far off course
563) How fast can you say the alphabet? 15.4 secs
564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z? zed, the correct way
565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy? Got out of work on time,
566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry? CK & these questions
567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? Yes
568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself? of course
569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about? No, google is there for all them questions
570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be? tedaursaurus
571) and what would your special move be called? the feather duster
572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? Wexford Harbour
573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? Yes, forces people to be image conscious from an early age
574) Have you ever needed an eye test? should go for one tbh
575) Do you find yourself attractive? Yes
576) Can you roll your R's? Nope
577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in? Middle
578) Do you know any magic tricks? how to make things disappear]
579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? $300
580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree? $1500
581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member never borrowed any money
582) Have you ever been on a cable car? yep
583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam? jam
584) Do you prefer the French or Germans? Zee germans
585) How fast can you get changed? 5 minutes
586) How fast do you type? 50 words or so a minute, never timed myself
587) How fast can you run? run like 'm late for mass
588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic? Mario,
589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk? Hob-nob
590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm? Why would I want either
591) Do you read a daily newspaper? not everyday
592) Do you watch the news on TV? 10-15 minutes in the morning, all online after that
593) Have you ever had anything published? nope
594) Do you believe in love at first sight? no
595) How many remote controls do you have in your house? about 4-5
596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? not yet
597) Have you ever had chicken pox? yes many moons ago
598) Do you own a lava lamp? no, tacky things
599) Are you glad these are almost over? A lot done, more to do
600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are? not very random
601) What is your one major weekness? too honest
602) Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far? move away from home
603) Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far? agreeing to this noc-lite
604) What words do you always struggle to spell correctly? the & and
605) On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are? 8
606) On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are? 10
607) On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are? 10
608) On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are? 10
609) On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are? 10
610) On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are? 10
611) On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are? 10
612) On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are? 1
613) On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are? 10
614) On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are? 10
615) If you could be any famous person who would you be and why? I am famous already
616) Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A? aardvark
617) Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B? black shoes
618) Whats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C? cr@p
619) Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D? Dave
620) Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E? Edna
621) Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F? Flying with birds
622) Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G? Groin
623) Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H? Harmonica
624) Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I? I believe I can fly
625) Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J? judy garland
626) Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K? Kevin Kostner
627) Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L? Love Actually
628) Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M? Malcolm in the Middle
629) Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N? Nunchucks
630) Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O? Orange Juice
631) Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P? Pineapple
632) Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q? Queen
633) Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R? Roald Dahl
634) Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S? Soccer
635) Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T? teacher
636) Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U? Unicorn
637) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V? Vodka
638) Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W? Wiley Coyote
639) Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X? Xray
640) Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y? York
641) Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z? Zaire
642) Do you get seasick? Got it once, not nice
643) If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it? My wrestler name, Tedaursaurus
644) Do you own a paddling pool? nope
645) What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house? bed
646) What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house? shower
647) If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be? Nidge's
648) Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying? that continuity guy on UTV
649) What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them? The power to make the ladies weak at the knees
650) Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy? Skippy
651) If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose? Postman
652) If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it? clip around the ears
653) Do you believe in kharma? no
654) Do you believe in revenge? yes
655) Do you believe in fairies? no
656) Do you believe in a god? no
657) Do you believe there used to be dragons? no
658) Who would you want to be with on a desert island? a boat builder
659) What's the worst show on television? winning streak
660) Who's your favourite god from ancient history? thor
661) What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone? unlimited battery
662) Where do you see yourself in 1 months time? still answering these
663) Where do you see yourself in 1 years time? still answering these
664) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? still answering these
665) What was the best thing about your old school? Its not part of my life anymore
666) What was the worst thing about your old school? nowt really, decent place overall
667) If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be? John Smith
668) Do you watch too much tv? Nope, spend too much time online though
669) Have you ever planted a tree? Planted a load of apple seeds when I was younger, still no sign of any trees. Must have planted them upside-down
670) Whats the heaviest thing you can lift? My own weight, doing pull ups
671) What was the last present you recieved? **checks *** attached
672) Are your ears lobed or attached? Honestly don't track it, but twice a week I' say
673) How often do you wash your ears? Honestly don't track it, but twice a week I' say
674) Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship? Yes,
675) What was your first alcoholic drink? Was a late starter to the whole drinking scene by Irish Standards, bout 22
676) What was your first job? Live on farm, so started as soon as I could walk
677) What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?) Don't drive, some basic hatchback to start off
678) What was your first mobile phone? Some kind of Sony Ericcson brick
679) What is your first proper memory? Father in hospital, I was 4
680) Who was your first teacher? Don’t like mentioning names on here, but was a first cousin of my father
681) Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Holiday to Jersey, after did the leaving 2001
682) Who was your first best friend? see 680, but my cosuin
683) What was your first detention for? Was only in detention a couple of times, can't remember why
684) Whats your strongest voluntary muscle? ***ahem, blushes, **** there are ladies present
685) Who was your first kiss? prob the mammy when I was a baby
686) What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema? michael collins
687) What thing that you've made are you most proud of? Greating an excel spreadsheet macro for running procedures in work, & it went around the whole company for other groups to use
688) Could you ever be someones bodygaurd? Nope, don’t want to get shot
689) Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth? Masterpiece
690) Do you like other people buying you clothes? Nope, usually end up with something a homeless person wouldn’t wear
691) Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked? yep
692) What nicknames do you have/have had? Loads, most would easily identify me
693) Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? most are pretend
694) Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? nope, the voices in my head tell me not to
695) Have you ever carved a pumpkin? no, don’t see the appeal in them
696) Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Would like to say good, but with drink taken probably bad
697) Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etc Giving help
698) If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be? Super spice
699) If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called? It can only get better
700) If you could join any music group which would you want to join? One Direction, purely to ruin their street cred
701) What do your parents do? Lots of things, work, sleep, eat, breathe
702) If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage? Manchester
703) Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid? No, created a mini-fort in a haybarn though
704) Is your dad an embarassing dancer? never seen him dance, but reckon he is
705) Do you plan to vote in the next election? yes, alwauys vote
706) If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have? leg, so I could easily kick people up the arse & say "Sorry it must be malfunctioning"
707) What if any unusual objects have you swallowed? Nothing really unusual
708) When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet? nope, bit confused. How can you play with it if you don’t have it,
709) Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy? not a chance, keep meaning to rewatch them, havent seen any of the newer ones
710) Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines? baddie all the way
711) If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went? I'd go where ever I wanted. I don’t follow social norms.
712) Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa? this way, can give yourself a tittie-job that way
713) Rebound relationships, good or bad? Short-term good
714) Have you ever owned a slinky? yes, always got tangled withing 5 minutes
715) Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent? bad, they are only kids themselves
716) Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken? Dropped a previous laptop before, was a few years old, so didn’t feel to bad
717) Pirate downloads, good or bad? IF your are Sean Sherlock, then bad
718) Democracy, good or bad? If it is a real democracy then good, power to the people
719) Communism, good or bad? see above
720) Have you ever been electrocuted? Yes many times
721) Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product? No, I live in fear of cream buns daily
722) Have you ever shawn a sheep? I think you mean sheared, Shawn was one, & no I havent
723) Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself? No,
724) Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself? Yep, too many times
725) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender? Not in a serious manner, just one lad taking the piss
726) The war in Iraq, good or bad? Bad, only invaded because of oil
727) The war in Afganistan, good or bad? see above
728) Have you ever appeared on youtube? Don’t think so, hope not
729) Have you ever performed in front of a large audience? Was an extra in a school production of joseph
730) Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef? not that I recall, don’t make a habit of getting to know the chefs in restaurants
731) Have you ever been on radio? yes, won a Kellogs hamper on local radio years ago
732) Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to? never been making teatowels
733) What colour/style was your school tie? wine
734) Do you have to wear glasses? nope, prob should get the eyes tested
735) Do you bite your nails? yes, still trying to break that habit
736) Do you prefer male or female singers voices? Depends on the song
737) Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover? Lover
738) Do you get hayfever? nope
739) Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old? Nope, would never succeed at it if I did
740) Do you like your age? indifferent, cant do anything about it
741) Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Big toe on right foot
742) Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Big toe on left foot
743) Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body? Comfortable
744) Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself? Slight introvertedness
745) Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself? Willingness to help others
746) Do you know html? used to know a bit in college, all gone now
747) Have you ever flown first class? nope
748) How many languages do you speak? Piano, but purely because it is less ear-wrenching
749) What are better, violins or pianos? Whatever the speed limit was officer
750) Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger) To slap you for this challenge
751) What compulsions do you have? To slap you for this challenge
752) What makes you angry? people asking too many questions
753) If you could see any band, which would you like to see? Would like to have seen the Dubliners in Luke Kellys days
754) Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans? Europeans
755) What would you say is your favourite album of all time? No idea, not a huge album fan
756) Do you dislike hairy people? indifferent,
757) Are you much of an adventurer? Would like to say yes, but depends of the activity
758) Do you like your own name? Yep, happy enough with it
759) Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement? Depends on who has the more assets at the time
760) How long has your longest ever phone call been? over an hour, I'd say
761) Have you ever stolen anything? yup, by accident (of course)
762) Could you ever have an affair with a married person? no
763) Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another? Depends on the reason & relationship. If my friends partner was cheating on him/her, then yes
764) What is your family christmases like? like any other day, not big into Christmas
765) Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex? Sporty
766) How much would it cost to buy your love? 5
767) Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why? Biology teacher, 4 foot tall 3 foot wide, little mini hitler
768) If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count) More money, bigger house, world peace
769) Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it? Samsung Galaxy Y & want to change
778) Have you already thought about your babies names? Nope
779) Have you ever been fishing? Yes a few times, caught nothing but a cold
780) Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face? no, don’t like to put face paint on
781) Do you have any strange body things? have an unusually shaped toe
782) What was the last social faux pas you made? Addressed a female member of the Lair as a man
783) What makes you nostalgic? Talking to friends, past events invariably come up
784) Whats the scariest thing you've ever done? Had an arm-wrestle with Chuck Norris
785) What fairy tale character would you most associate with? Peter Pan, will never grow up
786) How much do you tend to swear in public? yep, too often
787) What are your strengths? being able to open a jar of jam unaided
788) What are your weaknesses? You should never disclose your weaknesses
789) What brand are your trainers? Adidas
790) If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem? Seph
791) Who is the most intelligent person you know? SJ
791) Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone? Changed a flat tire for someone while I was completed buckled drunk, would have been a great youtube moment
792) How did you get your name? Ted is a random name, YNWA - Liverpool fan
793) Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you? Get out of my house before I get my gun
794) If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be? Caramel
795) If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be? Ford Escort = old reliable
796) If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be? Chameleon - hiding in plain sight
797) Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong? Depends if they catch me laughing at them
798) If a lo

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 7:22pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

lmao feck sake CK

Hello my friend :-D

Whats your favourite beer? Jump between Heineken & Bulmers, depending on my mood

whats the furthest you've been from home? San Fran

what was the last book you? Instruction manual for wireless headphones

Favourite author? james Patterson

Ever been to anfield? Been there 4 times

where did you watch the champions league final 05? Hungover as fcuk, had finished college the previous day

I'll leave it at that Thanks you my friend

Very decent of you seph, thank you & God bless

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 7:27pm

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Mother of God, 800 questions from Dexter! :eek:

Here's a few from me...

Do you have a favourite comedian? Tommy Tiernan
What was the last concert you went to? Madness, below in the Marquee in Cork
Will you be going to any concerts soon? Not a huge concert fan tbh
Have you ever been in Laois? Yep a few times, been in Ballacolla for Ploughing Match
Do you prefer black or blue pens? Black all the way
Got any tattoos? Nope
Have you ever been in hospital? Last time I was a patient in hospital was 10 years ago, knocked myself out in a fall
What's your favourite junk food? Pringles
Have you ever felt like throwing your phone repeatedly against a wall? Work-phone on a daily basis, my mobile would not survive it
Did you hate dial-up as much as me? havent had to experience dial up in a long time, but was painful
Do you eat fast or slow? Fast, reckon I have worms
What was the last book you read? can ye not read, Seph & CK asked that as well
What did you see in the cinema last time you were there?
no idea, been years

Thank you & God Bless Paws

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 7:40pm

salacious crumb wrote: »

Morning Tedward.

1) Have you finished CK's qs yet? :pac: Yep, just about
2) Do you often answer a question with a question in real life? Why do you want to know ?
3) Are Seph and SJ ever gonna finally hook up and spare us their incessant flirting in the lair? I know, you can't go into the Lair anymore for them whispering sweet nothings to each other. Have they never heard of a tie hanging on the door
4) Do you know where the Five Lamps are? Are they not in the Lamp Shop on Amiens Street
5) Liverpool!? Really? :pac: Thats right crumbly, has that changed your opinion of me
5) Top five bands? The Police, Queen, The Who, Guns n Roses, The Pogues
6) Five other bands you appreciate? Florence & the Machines, , Queens of the Stone Age, the Eagles, Arctic Monkeys
7) What brought you to Boards? No idea, just rambled in & now I can't find the exit

That'll do for now. I'll think of more when I'm actually awake.

Thank you Crumbly & God Bless

Ted_YNWA · 12-11-2013 7:45pm

Grid. wrote: »

Howdy Ted:)

What do you make of Rosanna Davison presenting Liverpool TV?? Will attract a few more viewers, must check and see if my membership is up to date

Do you miss Stewart Downing & JJ Shelvey?? Not even a sniper would miss them

Can Liverpool finish fourth this season?:p have had a good start, Top 4 would be a decent result

Do you get tired of saying..."next year is our year":p Never said it myself

How cringeworthy was 'Being Liverpool'? Wasn't that bad I thought, cheaply made but watchable

Was Kenny paying 35m for Andy Carroll the worst transfer ever? Shocking price for him, just because he was English it got massively inflated, put a lot of pressure on him too

Can you beat the Toffees on Saturday? Hope so, stuff them, never an easy fixture though

Will O'Neill & Keane end in a trainwreck? Definitely there will be sparks, sure Keane has slated half the team

Gracias Gridders, thank you & God Bless

x Purple Pawprints x · 12-11-2013 9:33pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Thank you & God Bless Paws

Apologies for the repeat question.

salacious crumb · 13-11-2013 9:27am

Jaysis, fair play Ted. It took me three goes to even read through your answers to CKs questions

Would you like another 800(ish) questions?
Are you sorry you put your name down for this now?
How did Utd finally knocking Liverpool off their f*cking pech make you feel?

Favourite player both current and of all times?
Would you leave your job and go back to look after the farm?

Ted_YNWA · 13-11-2013 10:58am

salacious crumb wrote: »

Jaysis, fair play Ted. It took me three goes to even read through your answers to CKs questions

Would you like another 800(ish) questions? did you not see the new rule , max 50 & no I do not want a block of 50
Are you sorry you put your name down for this now? nope
How did Utd finally knocking Liverpool off their f*cking pech make you feel?
swings and roundabouts can't be always top dog indefinitely

Favourite player both current and of all times?
king kenny & Coutinho
Would you leave your job and go back to look after the farm?

thank you Crumbly & God bless

Ted_YNWA · 13-11-2013 11:00am

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Apologies for the repeat question.

only a mini rant after answering 800 questions Paws, nowt personal ...

cyberwolf77 · 14-11-2013 9:29pm

I closing this down a day early as CK asked all the questions

sammyjo90 · 14-11-2013 10:02pm

Pressure is on for me now!!

Q.1 what size is your er....ahem...farm back home?

Q.2 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Q.3 What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?

Q.4 What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

Q.6 What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?

q.7 Did you notice there was no question 5?

Q.8 If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go?

Q.9 Is there anything you're superstitious about?

Q.10 What is your favourite vegetable?

There ya go...not AMAZING but sure I was panicking :rolleyes:

Congrats on a very hard noc light ted! (I still havnt read all your answers!)

C.K Dexter Haven · 14-11-2013 10:06pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I closing this down a day early as CK asked all the questions

Not all:pac:

sammyjo90 wrote: »

Pressure is on for me now!!

Q.1 what size is your er....ahem...farm back home?

Q.2 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Q.3 What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?

Q.4 What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

Q.6 What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?

q.7 Did you notice there was no question 5?

Q.8 If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go?

Q.9 Is there anything you're superstitious about?

Q.10 What is your favourite vegetable?

There ya go...not AMAZING but sure I was panicking :rolleyes:

Congrats on a very hard noc light ted! (I still havnt read all your answers!)

Ted_YNWA · 14-11-2013 10:11pm

sammyjo90 wrote: »

Pressure is on for me now!!

Q.1 what size is your er....ahem...farm back home? Round the 100 acre mark, how big do you like them

Q.2 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? whichever side you're not sitting on :P

Q.3 What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh? Day on the beer, two weeks ago, events happened that can't even be mentioned on a anonymous username here... what goes on tour

Q.4 What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? her smile, that sound too corny ..... fine so
her cleavage

Q.6 What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it? Don't think I have any quirky ones, have slight OCD, is that quirky. have to have anything to-do at work on a certain side of desk

q.7 Did you notice there was no question 5? Yep, deal with numbers all day

Q.8 If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go? Seychelles, sun, sand, sea and what is the other 's' ?

Q.9 Is there anything you're superstitious about? nope, would easily walk under ladders, step on the cracks in pavements ..... I am a rebel that way

Q.10 What is your favourite vegetable? Carrots, good for the eyes.

There ya go...not AMAZING but sure I was panicking :rolleyes:

Congrats on a very hard noc light ted! (I still havnt read all your answers!)

Decent effort for the pressure you put yourself under.

Thank you & God Bless

sammyjo90 · 14-11-2013 10:13pm

Bravo!

Lithium93_ · 14-11-2013 10:22pm

Just a couple of q's for ya Tedster,

1. Who would your ideal dinner guests be? (you can pick any era of history)
2. Is there a celebrity who really makes your blood boil?
3. Do you think this will be Liverpool's year :P

That's all i have, and thank you for your time

Ted_YNWA · 14-11-2013 10:34pm

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Just a couple of q's for ya Tedster,

1. Who would your ideal dinner guests be? (you can pick any era of history) Hitler - purely to ask why he was obsessed with an Aryan race, Shakira, need to know if her hip actually don't lie, and the rest of her too :P, & the good people of the Lair

2. Is there a celebrity who really makes your blood boil? Justin fcuking Bieber
3. Do you think this will be Liverpool's year :P Not this year, there or there abouts, don't have the depth of players in the squad, build on them in Jan & Summer and be there next season

That's all i have, and thank you for your time

Thank you Lithium, was only supposed to be reopened for SJ, but I'll let you away with it.

God bless

cyberwolf77 · 14-11-2013 10:36pm

I think we done now......

cyberwolf77 · 28-04-2014 9:39pm

And we back on

Doctor Strange · 28-04-2014 9:43pm

Judging by the username, you must be a 'Pool fan. How devested were you on Sunday? :P

Mozzeltoff · 28-04-2014 10:29pm

When was the last time you were in the home county?
Do you still have a "Tipp" accent?
Keeper Hill or The Devils Bit?
Do you know the legend of the Long stone?
Coffee or tea?
Are you afraid of spiders?
What was the last movie you watched?
What really terrifies you?
Which is more painful, biting your tongue or stubbing your toe?
Hula Hoops or Monster Munch?
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?
What trivial thing annoys you?
Out of which of these two superpowers would you want, the power to make silent but deadly farts or the power to turn your enemies food into ear wax?
Would you rather eat poo flavoured ice cream or ice cream flavoured poo?
Do toes freak you out?
How would you go about annoying people on a train?
If Frank has 19 oranges and Josie is a bitch, why is there a purple frying pan under your car?
Who made Captain Caveman a captain?
Red or Blue?
Proudest achievement so far?
Do you believe in Abba?
Madonna is the last surviving woman on earth and she has chosen you to procreate with her, do you dare?
The simplest thing that makes you happy?
Finish this quote "Listen to me you, if I catch you...."
What colour is your shower curtain?
Harpic or Domestos?
Centra or Spar?
What's so great about beards?
Do you like dawgs?
How much would you pay for Maryln Monroes toe nail clippings?
If you had to be a woman for the day, what would the first thing you would do?

Should keep you going there for a shmall while :pac:

Lithium93_ · 28-04-2014 11:00pm

Back again Ted, d'ya still think Liverpool can hold on and win the Premier League after the result against Chelsea on Sunday or have they slipped up :pac:
(Pun intended)

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 6:57am

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

When was the last time you were in the home county? Was hope there the end of last month. Might go home for bank holiday weekend, off that Monday
Do you still have a "Tipp" accent? God yes, not going to lose that
Keeper Hill or The Devils Bit? Devil's Bit
Do you know the legend of the Long stone? Nope, never heard of it
Coffee or tea? Coffee in first half of day, tae for second half
Are you afraid of spiders? Not afraid of them, not a big fan of any that are bigger than my fist
What was the last movie you watched? Think it was Anchorman 2, didnt really live up to the hype
What really terrifies you? Penguins bearing machetes
Which is more painful, biting your tongue or stubbing your toe?Haven't done either in a while, but stubbing your toe barefoot would take it
Hula Hoops or Monster Munch? Monster Munch
What's your favourite alcoholic beverage? Depending on the weather, Bulmers or Heineken
What trivial thing annoys you? People stopping randomly while walking down the street, electric prods should be used in such instances
Out of which of these two superpowers would you want, the power to make silent but deadly farts or the power to turn your enemies food into ear wax? Seeing as I have done silent but deadlies in the past, it would have to be turning peoples food into earwax.
Would you rather eat poo flavoured ice cream or ice cream flavoured poo? Eh, neither
Do toes freak you out? Right foot no, left foot look strange when compared
How would you go about annoying people on a train? Sing the wheels on the bus go round & round
If Frank has 19 oranges and Josie is a bitch, why is there a purple frying pan under your car? Frank was going to smack Josie with it, but got a sense of compassion & hid it before she turned around
Who made Captain Caveman a captain? General Orders promoted him
Red or Blue? Do you have to ask, Red
Proudest achievement so far? Surviving with killing idiots I have dealt with in the past
Do you believe in Abba? I have seen them on the telly & internet, but then again so have I seen the moon landing & UFO's. never really though about this Mozzie
Madonna is the last surviving woman on earth and she has chosen you to procreate with her, do you dare? Do it & think of Ireland, is she of procreating age though.
The simplest thing that makes you happy? Don't tell SW, but sunny mornings like this
Finish this quote "Listen to me you, if I catch you...." I will give you a free colonic irrigation
What colour is your shower curtain? Don't have one, have a sliding shower door that is just opaque
Harpic or Domestos? Domestos
Centra or Spar? Spar, did great rolls back in college days
What's so great about beards? No need to waste time shaving
Do you like dawgs? Certainly do, dogs seem to like me to
How much would you pay for Maryln Monroes toe nail clippings? Left foot or right, see earlier question.
If you had to be a woman for the day, what would the first thing you would do? Take a naked selfie, & circulate it online, from the next day on the person in it won't exist & will cause mass confusion

Should keep you going there for a shmall while :pac:

Mucho gracias Mozzie. I think you need to see a doctor, weird thoughts going through your head there.

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 7:00am

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Back again Ted, d'ya still think Liverpool can hold on and win the Premier League after the result against Chelsea on Sunday or have they slipped up :pac:
(Pun intended)

Good one there Lithers, haven't heard that one before !!

Title is in Citeh's hands now, need them to slip up ( pun not intended).

Considering we spent fook-all in comparison to the other teams since last year, it is a great finish regardless where we finish. Seventh to third (worst case scenario) is a great improvement.

sammyjo90 · 29-04-2014 10:34am

Did you purposely ignore the Dr.s question Tedward? :pac:

I'll come back for more later on

Mozzeltoff · 29-04-2014 11:23am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Mucho gracias Mozzie. I think you need to see a doctor, weird thoughts going through your head there.

Might have had some alcohol and my friend was over. She's to blame for some of the stranger ones (the poo one was her idea..she had some worse ones ) :pac:

ANYWAY..

Worst thing you've done in work but never been caught for?
A day by the beach or lying in the grass for the day?
Worst pet you ever had?
What food would you never eat?
What scares you more, the fact that we could be alone or that we think we're alone and there's an unknown presence watching us?
Do you believe in other dimensions?
Do you believe that we are the only life that exists in this universe?
Are they actually remaking Stephen Kings IT?
Have you read 50 shades of ****..I mean grey?
Worse book you have ever read?
Worse song you have ever heard?
If dinosaurs existed which one would you try keep as a pet?

I'll get my friend to think of a few more crazy ones for ya

:pac:

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 11:37am

Doctor Strange wrote: »

Judging by the username, you must be a 'Pool fan. How devested were you on Sunday? :P

So devastated I missed your Q.

Bad result alright. Need everton to do the business on Saturday.

Wichita Lineman · 29-04-2014 2:21pm

Hi Ted, managed to stop thinking about us still winning the premiership for long enough to come up with a few q's.......

Who is your all time favourite Everton player?
How many times have you been to Anfield?
Have you ever brought your boots to a match you were not supposed to be playing hoping you would be called upon?

If you created a TV show what would it be about?
Who would you get to star in it?

How many Aunties do you have?

Australia or Canada?
Fry or grill?
Swimming pool or the sea?

Have you ever been on a health & safety course?
Have you ever been on a racecourse?
Have you ever hoped Man Utd would win a trophy?

and finally "show us your medals".....

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 5:33pm

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

Might have had some alcohol and my friend was over. She's to blame for some of the stranger ones (the poo one was her idea..she had some worse ones ) :pac:

ANYWAY..

Worst thing you've done in work but never been caught for? Some creative accounting prob
A day by the beach or lying in the grass for the day? Never been a big fan of the beach & grew up on a farm & know what can be lurking in the grass, choose a beer garden instead
Worst pet you ever had? Never had any pets that would fall into that category
What food would you never eat? Insects
What scares you more, the fact that we could be alone or that we think we're alone and there's an unknown presence watching us? the fact that when I am alone, someone is watching me
Do you believe in other dimensions? Well if someone is watching us, where are they?
Do you believe that we are the only life that exists in this universe?Probably not, there is something out there
Are they actually remaking Stephen Kings IT? No idea, try here
Have you read 50 shades of ****..I mean grey? I was the inspiration for Christian Grey
Worse book you have ever read? Not a big reader anymore
Worse song you have ever heard? Every 1D piece of sh1te
If dinosaurs existed which one would you try keep as a pet? Can't spell any of them, a T-Rex cos it is easy to spell

I'll get my friend to think of a few more crazy ones for ya :pac:

Merci beaucoup.

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 5:41pm

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Hi Ted, managed to stop thinking about us still winning the premiership for long enough to come up with a few q's.......

Who is your all time favourite Everton player? Paul Rideout, as he scored their winning goal in '95 final against Man U
How many times have you been to Anfield? 5 times, been to 4 matches & a stadium tour
Have you ever brought your boots to a match you were not supposed to be playing hoping you would be called upon? Never been relegated to the bench :P, key playmaker

If you created a TV show what would it be about? Legal ways to get idiots to cop the fcuk on
Who would you get to star in it? Chuck Norris

How many Aunties do you have? Two

Australia or Canada?Canada
Fry or grill? Grill, reminded me I haven't had a fry-up in a while
Swimming pool or the sea? Sea, more sights to be seen

Have you ever been on a health & safety course? Think I had to do one back in a summer job years ago
Have you ever been on a racecourse? Been to a good few,
Have you ever hoped Man Utd would win a trophy? Nope

and finally "show us your medals".....

Danke Andy

Ted_YNWA · 29-04-2014 5:42pm

sammyjo90 wrote: »

Did you purposely ignore the Dr.s question Tedward? :pac:

Nope, but nearly overlooked this Q

I'll come back for more later on

I'll be waiting for you SJ.

Wichita Lineman · 01-05-2014 3:14pm

Another few to consider answering Ted............

Does it look like rain?
Have you ever said feck to a Bishop?
What name would you give to a pet rabbit?
Whose money did Tom "withdraw" from the Post Office?
Is it true that you do a great version of "My Lovely Horse"?
Have you seen Fr Furlong lately?
Whats Mrs Doyle doing these days?
Who would you like to see entering your 'lovely girls' contest this year?

Ted_YNWA · 01-05-2014 5:07pm

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Another few to consider answering Ted............

Does it look like rain? It does Andy
Have you ever said feck to a Bishop? Said it to Len once, hasn't forgiven me yet
What name would you give to a pet rabbit? Dougal wanted Pete Sampras, would have gone for Hopalong Cassidy myself
Whose money did Tom "withdraw" from the Post Office? He told he it was his, but I have my doubts
Is it true that you do a great version of "My Lovely Horse"? Only after a feed of drink
Have you seen Fr Furlong lately? Not in a while even though he is only 1/8 of a mile away
Whats Mrs Doyle doing these days? haven't seen her since she went cleaning the gutters last weekend
Who would you like to see entering your 'lovely girls' contest this year?
Going to have a Lovely girls of the Lair event this year

May God Bless you my child.

In The Noclight: Ted_YNWA

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