[MEGA] Let it all out...(FUN magic thread)

humbert

So basically this thread is a shit version of twitter.

Ihatecuddles-old

Charlie Rock wrote: »

So what % of your three bet range would be bluffs to a TAg opening bet from EP while you're OTB?

Em.....16, definitely 16%.

Temptamperu

I am a groper... thats why im not allowed in the shops no more.

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Mr. CooL ICE

Ascalon wrote: »

This thread's idea is for the Irish members of boards.ie, but any member of any country MAY ENTER IT of course !!!..

You mean it's for everybody? Could you perhaps explain this in more detail?

Also, what is mega and fun about this thread?

Femme_Fatale

Mega let it all out fun magic thread...

Are you Japanese OP?

RikkFlair

Thread needs more Unicorns.

Itwasntme.

RikkFlair wrote: »

Thread needs more Unicorns.

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

dobman88

Charlie Rock wrote: »

So what % of your three bet range would be bluffs to a TAg opening bet from EP while you're OTB?

About 50% depending on what he has shown down with previously from EP. Also have to take into account how likely the blinds are to 'protect' the blinds or are the players in SB and BB good enough to spot what I am doing and 4bet me light, making the tag EP opener fold his hand and leave me with a decision.

Action is on you

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

Tell us about your experiences with the sacred and magical horn

*puts on kettle

RikkFlair

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

I have a PHd in Applied Unicornology. I think I need to upskill :pac:

wil

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

You may have misheard. Unicorns not uniforms. Jailtime doesnt count;)

Itwasntme.

pharmaton wrote: »

Tell us about your experiences with the sacred and magical horn

*puts on kettle

Oh, I can send you my CV if you would like. I am the founder of a Non Profit called Unique-Horn. The organisation's mission is to make lonely people happy through helping them find their inner unicorn.

We all have a unicorn inside us, we just need to learn how to ride it from the subconscious to the conscious. Once one has figured out how to do that, one can then go ahead to polish that horn to happiness.

I've been told by satisfied clients that the experience is akin to what they imagined rubbing Aladdin's lamp would be like. A few rubs and a magic genie (only in this case it's a unicorn) bursts out. Once you set your inner unique-horn free, you'll never be lonely again.

Smidge

I went into a shop the other day.
The girl behind the counter asked me what I wanted.
I said
"I want Peace, Harmony, Equal rights, No more child abuse, No more war, Free speech and for everyone to be nice to one another."
"If you haven't got that, I'll have a Moro"

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Oh, I can send you my CV if you would like. I am the founder of a Non Profit called Unique-Horn. The organisation's mission is to make lonely people happy through helping them find their inner unicorn.

We all have a unicorn inside us, we just need to learn how to ride it from the subconscious to the conscious. Once one has figured out how to do that, one can then go ahead to polish that horn to happiness.

I've been told by satisfied clients that the experience is akin to what they imagined rubbing Aladdin's lamp would be like. A few rubs and a magic genie (only in this case it's a unicorn) bursts out. Once you set your inner unique-horn free, you'll never be lonely again.

your ideas are intriguing me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I would like to free my unique-horn *cries

At the risk of being cocky or too happy about me....

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

- DAVIS MAC

HalloweenJack

Jerry Stiller is one of the best comedy actors of all time.

dobman88

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Jerry Stiller is one of the best comedy actors of all time.

Go back downstairs :P

MadsL

Tapped a new keg of Hefeweizen YAY!!!
Foamy...:mad: Check CO2 tank...NOOOOO!!!
Low pressure, almost empty, NOOOO!!!!
Find slow leak and fix it. YAY!!!!
25 people coming round for party tomorrow... YAY!!!!
All the welding supply shops for a CO2 fill closed at weekend NOOOO!!!!
Find a homebrew place that fills while you wait at the weekend!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!

miggins

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

FYP

Had it recorded to watch this morning but never mind ffs

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm going to have to clear out the guttering on the garage before the leaves fall otherwise it'll be completely clogged. Think there was a touch if frost last night, looks like it on the car windscreen but fcuked if I'm going out to check as I'll lose the rocking chair to the wife. Oh no here comes my 3 yr old, that's my morning over.

genuine leather

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

FYP

Running score.I was so excited with this mega fun thread i forgot to update, and miggins had it recorded:D

DEFTLEFTHAND

CJC999 wrote: »

I'm going to have to clear out the guttering on the garage before the leaves fall otherwise it'll be completely clogged. Think there was a touch if frost last night, looks like it on the car windscreen but fcuked if I'm going out to check as I'll lose the rocking chair to the wife. Oh no here comes my 3 yr old, that's my morning over.

I'm coming over to collect you, we're going to fly to Vegas for the weekend, and we're going to drink gamble and smoke unfiltered cigarettes.

You've fallen down into and accepted white picket fence playhouse living. You need to unleash your inner man again.

pharmaton

decided to embrace my femininity and use my breasts as a fashion statement more often, it should also help get respect from people without having to make any effort to earn it, figure it might be nice to have men fawn over my lovelyness too instead of thinking of them as being more than just giant penises ready to do my bidding at the prospect of having their manliness validated by effervescent and fertile womanlines. Come forth men, let me give you my blessings. (i'll change my name to teh sexy woman if it helps)

hansfrei

pharmaton wrote: »

decided to embrace my femininity and use my breasts as a fashion statement more often, it should also help get respect from people without having to make any effort to earn it, figure it might be nice to have men fawn over my lovelyness too instead of thinking of them as being more than just giant penises ready to do my bidding at the prospect of having their manliness validated by effervescent and fertile womanlines. Come forth men, let me give you my blessings. (i'll change my name to teh sexy woman if it helps)

Pics?

Itwasntme.

pharmaton wrote: »

decided to embrace my femininity and use my breasts as a fashion statement more often, it should also help get respect from people without having to make any effort to earn it, figure it might be nice to have men fawn over my lovelyness too instead of thinking of them as being more than just giant penises ready to do my bidding at the prospect of having their manliness validated by effervescent and fertile womanlines. Come forth men, let me give you my blessings. (i'll change my name to teh sexy woman if it helps)

What happened? Who hurt you? Talk to auntie Itwasntme.

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

What happened? Who hurt you? Talk to auntie Itwasntme.

no panic I didn't have my sugar fix or coffee just then, I've since eaten an apple turnover and had two cups of the finest percolated. Crisis over. *fixes boobs