[MEGA] Let it all out...(FUN magic thread)

Ascalon

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wazky

I'm so hungry I'd ate a baby whole.

snubbleste

I.am.a.robot.

entropi

IBTL?

Archeron

GARDAK!!!!!!!!

Nodin

Una Duce, Una Voce.

danslevent

Have a touch of the fear and got a facebook mail off the guy I slept with last night asking for his watch he left behind...saying I could leave it outside the door of my apartment as we live in the same building.

Cringe.

dodderangler

Feel like havin a shoite

zero19

Were Mongol horse archers all they were cracked up to be?

danslevent

dodderangler wrote: »

Feel like havin a shoite

My roommate just did a poo. I know this for two reasons. 1: Because I share a wall with the bathroom. 2: Now there are noticeable and multiple sh.it stains on the toilet bowl.

pajor

I could kill a bottle of Kopparburg Pear right now.

Days 298

danslevent wrote: »

My roommate just did a poo. I know this for two reasons. 1: Because I share a wall with the bathroom. 2: Now there are noticeable and multiple sh.it stains on the toilet bowl.

Could you hear the splashes?

fartman

something nice to eat in front of the telly.. hmm

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Are you a playschool teacher/kids tv presenter OP?....

Mint Sauce

Huh!

Your new here OP.

danslevent

Days 298 wrote: »

Could you hear the splashes?

No but when someone is the bathroom for over fifteen minutes...you get suspicious

apollo8

Terrific new AHs charter OP

wil

STOP!
You're killing me. If I wanted facebook I'd .... move to Nauru

y0ssar1an22

**** YOU OP

we'llallhavetea

fierce nip in the air...

elchupanebrey

danslevent wrote: »

No but when someone is the bathroom for over fifteen minutes...you get suspicious

Yeah they're either pooing or.....

wil

Pick a card, any card.
Dont show me.

Ihatecuddles-old

I just cooked something delicious, and I learned how to play poker last night.

genuine leather

Germany 2 Ireland 0.......

pajor

wil wrote: »

STOP!
You're killing me. If I wanted facebook I'd .... move to Nauru

The world's smallest republic don't you know.

Artful_Badger

He doesnt know I'm onto him but I am and I have been for quite some time......

downonthefarm

today was such a beautiful day,but it reminded me of 9/11
the weather was crisp and the sky was crystal clear

Sir Humphrey Appleby

genuine leather wrote: »

Germany 2 Germany 3 Ireland 0.......

FYP

FatherLen

I just watched true romance for the first time.

it's deadly.

pharmaton

I think I experience other peoples pain sympathetically. I've been walking around with a pain in my hip all day and I realised that it only starts every time I've had a conversation with my mother who's awaiting surgery for same. I'm in paaaaaaain.

Karl Stein

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I learned how to play poker last night.

So what % of your three bet range would be bluffs to a TAg opening bet from EP while you're OTB?

humbert

So basically this thread is a shit version of twitter.

Ihatecuddles-old

Charlie Rock wrote: »

So what % of your three bet range would be bluffs to a TAg opening bet from EP while you're OTB?

Em.....16, definitely 16%.

Temptamperu

I am a groper... thats why im not allowed in the shops no more.

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/gallery/image/751172-hey-guys-whats-going-on-threadjpg/

Mr. CooL ICE

Ascalon wrote: »

This thread's idea is for the Irish members of boards.ie, but any member of any country MAY ENTER IT of course !!!..

You mean it's for everybody? Could you perhaps explain this in more detail?

Also, what is mega and fun about this thread?

Femme_Fatale

Mega let it all out fun magic thread...

Are you Japanese OP?

RikkFlair

Thread needs more Unicorns.

Itwasntme.

RikkFlair wrote: »

Thread needs more Unicorns.

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

dobman88

Charlie Rock wrote: »

So what % of your three bet range would be bluffs to a TAg opening bet from EP while you're OTB?

About 50% depending on what he has shown down with previously from EP. Also have to take into account how likely the blinds are to 'protect' the blinds or are the players in SB and BB good enough to spot what I am doing and 4bet me light, making the tag EP opener fold his hand and leave me with a decision.

Action is on you

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

Tell us about your experiences with the sacred and magical horn

*puts on kettle

RikkFlair

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

I have a PHd in Applied Unicornology. I think I need to upskill :pac:

wil

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Finally! Something I can actually do. Where do I sign up? I have years and years of unicorn experience.

You may have misheard. Unicorns not uniforms. Jailtime doesnt count;)

Itwasntme.

pharmaton wrote: »

Tell us about your experiences with the sacred and magical horn

*puts on kettle

Oh, I can send you my CV if you would like. I am the founder of a Non Profit called Unique-Horn. The organisation's mission is to make lonely people happy through helping them find their inner unicorn.

We all have a unicorn inside us, we just need to learn how to ride it from the subconscious to the conscious. Once one has figured out how to do that, one can then go ahead to polish that horn to happiness.

I've been told by satisfied clients that the experience is akin to what they imagined rubbing Aladdin's lamp would be like. A few rubs and a magic genie (only in this case it's a unicorn) bursts out. Once you set your inner unique-horn free, you'll never be lonely again.

Smidge

I went into a shop the other day.
The girl behind the counter asked me what I wanted.
I said
"I want Peace, Harmony, Equal rights, No more child abuse, No more war, Free speech and for everyone to be nice to one another."
"If you haven't got that, I'll have a Moro"

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Oh, I can send you my CV if you would like. I am the founder of a Non Profit called Unique-Horn. The organisation's mission is to make lonely people happy through helping them find their inner unicorn.

We all have a unicorn inside us, we just need to learn how to ride it from the subconscious to the conscious. Once one has figured out how to do that, one can then go ahead to polish that horn to happiness.

I've been told by satisfied clients that the experience is akin to what they imagined rubbing Aladdin's lamp would be like. A few rubs and a magic genie (only in this case it's a unicorn) bursts out. Once you set your inner unique-horn free, you'll never be lonely again.

your ideas are intriguing me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I would like to free my unique-horn *cries

At the risk of being cocky or too happy about me....

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

- DAVIS MAC

HalloweenJack

Jerry Stiller is one of the best comedy actors of all time.

dobman88

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Jerry Stiller is one of the best comedy actors of all time.

Go back downstairs :P

MadsL

Tapped a new keg of Hefeweizen YAY!!!
Foamy...:mad: Check CO2 tank...NOOOOO!!!
Low pressure, almost empty, NOOOO!!!!
Find slow leak and fix it. YAY!!!!
25 people coming round for party tomorrow... YAY!!!!
All the welding supply shops for a CO2 fill closed at weekend NOOOO!!!!
Find a homebrew place that fills while you wait at the weekend!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!

miggins

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

FYP

Had it recorded to watch this morning but never mind ffs