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Headless Ducks

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    danniemcq wrote: »
    Merged

    The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies :(


  • #33
    LionelNashe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    The Animal Rights Action Network is offering a €1500 reward for information about this. They are also asking if Love/Hate is partially to blame.


  • #34
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    SV wrote: »
    Duck is absolutely delish!

    Ducking sure it is, bit of hoi sin sauce in there, carrott, cucumber, weird grass stuff.... all wrapped in a little pancake!


    Chinese for lunch me thinks!


  • #35
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies :(

    What kind of duckenstien monster are you trying to create here?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #36
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    LionelNashe wrote: »
    The Animal Rights Action Network is offering a €1500 reward for information about this. They are also asking if Love/Hate is partially to blame.

    These most likely went for somebody's dinner, don't see a Love/Hate connection at all.


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  • #37
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    If asked to comment, Jimmy Carr said "Ducks didn't"


  • #38
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    SV wrote: »
    Duck is absolutely delish!

    Can you confirm your whereabouts on the night of the 10th?
    Do you wish to have your lawyer present or will you be dining alone?


  • #39
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    If only someone would wipe out swans.

    Evil monsters.


  • #40
    arse..biscuits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    I have to slaughter my ducks next week. I feel guilty now.


  • #41
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies :(

    If you get me their heads i'll do my best.


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  • #42
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Bog Standard User wrote: »
    be glad its not venison on the menu bambi :D

    http://i.imgur.com/HwPYs.png


  • #43
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    danniemcq wrote: »
    If you get me their heads i'll do my best.


    Duck-1265013RL-Colored-Duct-Tape.jpg


  • #44
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Decaptitated, eh?



    They shoulda ducked.



    Or at least get down. AHHHHH.


  • #45
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    WindSock wrote: »
    Decaptitated, eh?



    They shoulda ducked.



    Or at least get down. AHHHHH.

    And yet I dont see any coat grabbing.


  • #46
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    syklops wrote: »
    And yet I dont see any coat grabbing.

    Jimmy Carr reference ealier was class...this not so much.



    *throws coat out on street*


  • #47
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Some little scumbag got himself a samurai sword recently I'd wager.


  • #48
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    If they have no problem doing that to ducks, who is to say they wouldn't do it to another human being. Sick ****/s.


  • #49
    Bog Standard User
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    duck is the chef's special at the local chinese takeway


  • #50
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    I blame this crowd. Well the one with the beard

    Unduckan-believable:eek:



    Yore beard


  • #51
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    It had to be edenderry. jasus wept. It's not all bad, honest. It has some lovely people. This is just too ducked up.


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  • #52
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    :(


  • #53
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    KungPao wrote: »
    :(

    Look at yer man back to the scene of the crime..


  • #54
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    The phrase "This is why we can't have nice things"comes to mind.The good folks of Edenderry rightly thought that buying ducks to bring families to a local waterway where they can feed the fowl and have an otherwise cheap option for families to partake in has been ruined.

    I really feel sorry for the good people of Ireland who will put their time and money into improving the community and be faced with this assholery.Nobody killed those ducks because the were hungry.


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