Headless Ducks

MadsL

Y'know we were just kidding about the horse size ducks.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/mystery-as-ducks-decapitated-in-harbour-29651449.html

wil

Oranage2 wrote: »

.......duck in the crispy form and wrapped in a pancake?

Its that or duck a l'oranage:D

Gremlinertia

Galway swans, now offaly ducks, dublin seagulls or cork pigeons next?.

clairefontaine

That's far out.

A friend of mine in China just facebook posted a plate of duck heads on the dinner table. It a Chinese dish.

Mellor

Oranage2 wrote: »

Would it be politically correct to suspect foreign nationals that like duck in the crispy form and wrapped in a pancake?

Probably not, they usually leave the head on.

Gokei

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Galway swans now officially ducks.

I know is early, but I had to read your post three times.

syklops

Originally I made an (arguably) funny comment, but after reading the article, it is truly disgusting. It sounds like some one has a newly bought katana and wanted to try it out. Thats my best explanation. I really feel for the people who discovered the heads. I occasionally shoot the odd pheasent but a pond full of duck heads would creep me out.

Oranage2

Mellor wrote: »

Probably not, they usually leave the head on.

Good point, it safe to assume the ducks are being eaten yes?

Oranage2

syklops wrote: »

Im Irish and I love crispy duck in pancakes.

What are you inferring?

I'm saying someone has killed them to eat them, I'm also saying it could possibly be a Chinese person who has done it, the head thing has thrown a spanner in the works as it's just a easy to break the neck and leave the head on.

clairefontaine

Mellor wrote: »

Probably not, they usually leave the head on.

Not in this particular dish I saw. It's just the heads.

syklops

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'm saying someone has killed them to eat them, I'm also saying it could possibly be a Chinese person who has done it, the head thing has thrown a spanner in the works as it's just a easy to break the neck and leave the head on.

I changed my comment but breaking the neck is one thing, chopping the head off and leaving it in the pond is something else. I don't know what. Blaming the chinese seems too easy. I wouldn't be surprised if this was home grown.

Oranage2

syklops wrote: »

I changed my comment but breaking the neck is one thing, chopping the head off and leaving it in the pond is something else. I don't know what. Blaming the chinese seems too easy. I wouldn't be surprised if this was home grown.

Could be anybody from anywhere, I retract my original statement

Mellor

clairefontaine wrote: »

Not in this particular dish I saw. It's just the heads.

I think you should read the article in the OP.
The heads were all that was left, not what taken. You managed to suggested probably the only duck dish that they couldn't make.

gobnaitolunacy

"The farmyard duck can't fly, so he is a sitting duck – literally."

Misleading 'headline', should read 'Duckless Heads'

General General

Headless chickenz, m`therf`cker, they'z runnin' 'round like headless chickenz.

Bog Standard User

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/offaly-gardai-investigate-duck-murder-scene-609819.html

looks like someone is killing ducks in edenderry for food... just leaving the heads behind.

some people eh?

SV

Duck is absolutely delish!

Dyr

cue swans joke

Bog Standard User

Bambi wrote: »

cue swans joke

be glad its not venison on the menu bambi

kfallon

Mindless! Absolutely mindless!

SV

kfallon wrote: »

Mindless! Absolutely mindless!

Headless, actually, but close enough.

Savoir.Faire

What kind of quacked individual would do such a thing?

notnumber

A shocking case of mass duckocide at Duckingham Palace.

wazky

Leaving heads behind?!, must be no recession in Edenderry.

DrumSteve

Pun.

jimgoose

Symptomatic of yet another societal mallardy.

Mr.David

Edenderry? Must be duck a l'orange

Gongoozler

Sign of a sick **** if ever I saw one

DrumSteve

Gongoozler wrote: »

Sign of a sick **** if ever I saw one

I'm presuming those stars are ducks.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's heads is both missing...

Mr Cribbin believes the ducks are being butchered for food since the ducks' heads are the only thing left behind at the scene.

He called the family-friendly duck-feeding shelter, that was dubbed 'Duckingham Palace', "a murder scene".

danniemcq

Merged

danniemcq

danniemcq wrote: »

Merged

The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies

LionelNashe

The Animal Rights Action Network is offering a €1500 reward for information about this. They are also asking if Love/Hate is partially to blame.

Gokei

SV wrote: »

Duck is absolutely delish!

Ducking sure it is, bit of hoi sin sauce in there, carrott, cucumber, weird grass stuff.... all wrapped in a little pancake!


Chinese for lunch me thinks!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Deleted User wrote: »

The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies

What kind of duckenstien monster are you trying to create here?

gobnaitolunacy

LionelNashe wrote: »

The Animal Rights Action Network is offering a €1500 reward for information about this. They are also asking if Love/Hate is partially to blame.

These most likely went for somebody's dinner, don't see a Love/Hate connection at all.

wil

If asked to comment, Jimmy Carr said "Ducks didn't"

wil

SV wrote: »

Duck is absolutely delish!

Can you confirm your whereabouts on the night of the 10th?
Do you wish to have your lawyer present or will you be dining alone?

OneArt

If only someone would wipe out swans.

Evil monsters.

arse..biscuits

I have to slaughter my ducks next week. I feel guilty now.

danniemcq

Deleted User wrote: »

The poor lickle duckies could do with having their heads merged back on to their bodies

If you get me their heads i'll do my best.

Dyr

Bog Standard User wrote: »

be glad its not venison on the menu bambi

http://i.imgur.com/HwPYs.png

gobnaitolunacy

danniemcq wrote: »

If you get me their heads i'll do my best.

WindSock

Decaptitated, eh?



They shoulda ducked.



Or at least get down. AHHHHH.

syklops

WindSock wrote: »

Decaptitated, eh?



They shoulda ducked.



Or at least get down. AHHHHH.

And yet I dont see any coat grabbing.

MadsL

syklops wrote: »

And yet I dont see any coat grabbing.

Jimmy Carr reference ealier was class...this not so much.



*throws coat out on street*

Artful_Badger

Some little scumbag got himself a samurai sword recently I'd wager.

Yakult

If they have no problem doing that to ducks, who is to say they wouldn't do it to another human being. Sick ****/s.

Bog Standard User

duck is the chef's special at the local chinese takeway

wil

I blame this crowd. Well the one with the beard

Unduckan-believable:eek:

Yore beard

NuckingFacker

It had to be edenderry. jasus wept. It's not all bad, honest. It has some lovely people. This is just too ducked up.