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Woman horrified that husband has a **** every day, writes to the Times about it

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    #152
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Educated and liberal women in general believe that all sperm belongs to them, sort of like all men believing that their wives' and girlfriends' tits, belong to the them [the man].
    I can't even process the sperm bit ew


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    #153
    king size mars bar
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Weevil wrote: »
    Oldschool!!
    Finding it hard to type now:)


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    #154
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Is this purely an online piece?


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    #155
    Elbaston
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    " My problem with masturbation is that it is solitary and isolating"

    Yeah - ****ing tell me about it.


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    #156
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,233 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    WinnyThePoo wrote: »
    A couple of years ago I saw some random american propaganda tv film on rte late at night. The story goes that a mother kinda catches her son looking at porn..somehow the kid **** and looking at porn habit spirals out of control and gets expelled from school...girlfriend dumps him.
    Meanwhile the mother finds out the husband has had a few thugs of wood in the past and now has rekindled his relationship with a keyboard and mouse. The mother meets another women who is going to a divorce because her husband gets addicted to online porn.
    I think the son dies in the end.

    You sure it wasn't a little piece of you that died watching that?
    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Educated and liberal women in general believe that all sperm belongs to them, sort of like all men believing that their wives' and girlfriends' tits, belong to the them [the man].

    They may not want their husband sharing it with others just like he doesn't want them sharing their brests with others but why would they own it? They may not like the fact that their partner is sexually satisfying themselves as they might see it as a failure on their part.


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    #157
    Mr. Nice
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    Mods, does this need to be merged with the "No fap challenge" thread?


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    #158
    Geomy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    I bet that guy regrets the night he pulled that chic....

    Because he's more fond of choking the goose....

    He's better off let loose

    From the looks of it she wants his head in a noose. ...


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    #159
    king size mars bar
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭king size mars bar


    Geomy wrote: »
    I bet that guy regrets the night he pulled that chic....

    Because he's more fond of choking the goose....

    He's better off let loose

    From the looks of it she wants his head in a noose. ...
    moose looose about this houuuuuuseee:)


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    #160
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Women are very sensitive, they can smell you, they don't like you fiddling with yourself [though in intercourse that rule gets suspended], if you must dot dot dot, not in front of her.

    My wife knows all the signs ~~~ DOT DOT DOT ~~~ am I blessed or what :P

    What is dot dot dot?


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    #161
    Mr. Nice
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    What is dot dot dot?

    ****?

    Did you read the title or any of the preceding posts before asking? Seems kinda obvious.


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    #162
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Mr. Nice wrote: »
    ****?

    Did you read the title or any of the preceding posts before asking? Seems kinda obvious.

    Read most of the thread, still don't get why **** is called dot dot dot.


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    #163
    BBDBB
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    because she wants him to put a full stop to it presumably


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    #164
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Potatoeman wrote: »
    They may not want their husband sharing it with others just like he doesn't want them sharing their brests with others but why would they own it? They may not like the fact that their partner is sexually satisfying themselves as they might see it as a failure on their part.

    The owning comment is from many 'talk shows' girls, women complaining that he thinks they are his. Referring to the woman's busts.

    Satisfaction, failure, over time we all have them, we drive on, explore something different, outdoor, beach, forest, supermarket, less beer the list is [thankfully] endless ~ unless you've already reached the end.


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    #165
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    So a supposedly sexually repressed woman has led a poster referring to a **** as dot dot dot.? :confused:


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    #166
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Read most of the thread, still don't get why **** is called dot dot dot.

    I was trying to be sensitive, a male erect penis ejaculates. dot dot dot

    When a male is having intercourse with a woman the same erect penis produces ejaculations. DOT DOT DOT

    May I suggest Mamma Mia. [the movie] or not


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    #167
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    I really want to be a sex therapist


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    #168
    Evillemachine
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭Evillemachine


    I'm horrified. This man needs to repent his vile ways.


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    #169
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    So a supposedly sexually repressed woman has led a poster referring to a **** as dot dot dot.? :confused:

    Dear, why don't you come out with your problem, I'm really Dr Phill and I am here to help. I said dot dot dot.

    What have I said in your language?


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    #170
    bandit600
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭bandit600


    Just get a sheep for him.she gets wool to knit and he gets how's ur animal.say he be great on the slots in Vegas.


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    #171
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Dear, why don't you come out with your problem, I'm really Dr Phill and I am here to help. I said dot dot dot.

    What have I said in your language?

    Dot dot dot dot Doctor beat. Time for sleep now Doctor :pac:


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    #172
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    If she didn't suspect that her husband had been masturbating during their 20 year marriage, how on earth did she begin to suspect that her teenage son was corrupting himself? Did she walk in on him like the mother in Human Traffic? The poor woman probably needs counselling :pac:


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    #173
    Evillemachine
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭Evillemachine


    I'm shocked that anybody can joke about this terrible thing that man is doing. Its a mortal sin, and obviously his wife is distressed.


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    #174
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,048 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Meh - the majority of taht **** is made up anyway.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #175
    Paddy Cow
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    To really wind her up the son should leave a couple of gay porn magazines under the bed.


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    #176
    theLegion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭theLegion


    Evillemachine wrote: »
    I'm shocked that anybody can joke about this terrible thing that man is doing. Its a mortal sin, and obviously his wife is distressed.

    I think he should be put down and the son should have his penis cut off.


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    #177
    Smidge
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    pharmaton wrote: »
    I really want to be a sex therapist

    You've come to the right place so.


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    #178
    Tigerandahalf
    Registered Users Posts: 7,811 ✭✭✭Tigerandahalf


    Thank you OP for this post.
    I have had a good needed laugh.


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    #179
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Smidge wrote: »
    You've come to the right place so.

    I just finished reading a book about about the art of the female orgasm, (for research purpose you see) I can't help myself from thinking if the guy actually knew how to pleasure his wife she'd probably be more interested in sex. It's a guarantee that most women in that situation would. (while the terms catholic and repressed have been thrown around in that article, I fear that a lot of "repression" is nothing more than women not being in fullfilling or satisifed sexual relationships)


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    #180
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    pharmaton wrote: »
    I just finished reading a book about about the art of the female orgasm, (for research purpose you see) I can't help myself from thinking if the guy actually knew how to pleasure his wife she'd probably be more interested in sex. It's a guarantee that most women in that situation would.
    If she's sexually repressed she will find it very hard to orgasm or really enjoy sex, no matter how good he is.


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    #181
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    If she's sexually repressed she will find it very hard to orgasm or really enjoy sex, no matter how good he is.
    this is not true at all unfortunately


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