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Attacked in street with knives.

ARWRanger · 2013-09-21 20:27:35

Notes: - Please keep this thread clean. - This thread is not to go against any of the rules or in general common human forum rules. Help: A couple of days ago I just came out of the book store and these two fellows came up to me, starting pushing me and saying "do you want to fight". I ignored it and walked on. ( I said…

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#32 22-09-2013 09:44AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

At the time I had no weapons on me, I also had no body protection so I was quite vulnerable.

You must always think ahead of what will happen in the future, and plan it. Taking the risk to fight back with no weapon,protection,etc was extremely high so I choose not to.

I , myself , are trained in the " dark arts " ...you know the real "dark arts".
In future , for yourself , fill your pockets with the following..

A pound of sand , to throw in your assailants eyes.
Some aniseed to deter dog attacks.
A large stake , not the frying type , and a hammer for vampires.
Some magic beans for goblins and trolls and imps.
Some tippex to sniff.

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#33 22-09-2013 09:44AM

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bravestar wrote: »

I'm sure he could train it to be his ERU/Airsoft/ninja protection dog.

I'm not sure how good those dogs are at close combat!

Maybe use the Lab to sniff out the trouble, and have a pit bull as your offensive attacker!

Can you get stab proof vests for dogs?

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#34 22-09-2013 09:45AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

I have spoken too much, I will not go on into any further detail or discussion on the forum.

Are the Russians tracking you?

P.M. me

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#35 22-09-2013 09:49AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

I have spoken too much, I will not go on into any further detail or discussion on the forum.

Fantastic, best thing you've posted so far. Don't let the door hit you...

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#36 22-09-2013 09:49AM

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michael999999 wrote: »

Can you get stab proof vests for dogs?

You can actually

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#37 22-09-2013 09:51AM

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bravestar wrote: »

You can actually

Now , if you could train a dog to stab someone then I'd really be impressed.

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#38 22-09-2013 09:51AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

Notes:
- Please keep this thread clean.
- This thread is not to go against any of the rules or in general common human forum rules.

Help:
A couple of days ago I just came out of the book store and these two fellows came up to me, starting pushing me and saying "do you want to fight".

I ignored it and walked on. ( I said nothing and just walked on). They then starting walking after me, I started to run towards the main street and they got out a knife and ran like rabbits towards me, I wanted to call 999 on my phone but it would have taken forever for the Guards to come as they do not patrol the city.

They caught up to me and stopped me pointing their knife at me saying I will beat the "sh**t* out of you*,etc. I then ran back the way towards the shopping line yelling help and trying to get my phone out to call the Guards, the were running after me, both of them with big sharp knives saying "I WILL KILL YOU, RUN RUN" I then made a quick escape into one of the shops. My heart was beating out my chest and felt like I was in pain 'like a blanket of dark death', there were no security/guards or anything.

I then saw them run off into another direction (towards the traffic). It was raining heavily and misty.

I waited in the shop for about 30 minutes and then ran back to my car.

Once I got back into my car, I locked the doors and drove very fast back to my home where I locked the door, put on all the lights and got my Army knife out. I even then started shining my light outside the windows (turning it off and on) ,( it was dark then) I felt like my body was making noises on the inside, it was extremely disturbing. I was afraid to call the Guards as they are limited and don't have much power towards the scum.

I still can't believe it happened, it was like a dream.

The main thing was I did not even look at them or anything, they just picked me out at random. I did not say a word, look at them,etc. nothing. I did nothing to provoke them, in fact I was way to nice.

Any ideas on how to protect myself if this ever happens again?, please I need your advice and support.

Thank You.

Make sure you ALWAYS have plenty of fluids on board so you can have the option of blasting these types with piss in future. No way they will advance if under the threat of a dark blanket of piss !

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#39 22-09-2013 09:54AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

I have spoken too much, I will not go on into any further detail or discussion on the forum.

Have you been probed?

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#40 22-09-2013 09:54AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

At the time I had no weapons on me, I also had no body protection so I was quite vulnerable.

You must always think ahead of what will happen in the future, and plan it. Taking the risk to fight back with no weapon,protection,etc was extremely high so I choose not to.

well you cant walk the streets with weapons on you. just to check this happened in ireland or are you from Colombia or something?

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#41 22-09-2013 09:59AM

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Where was it misty in Ireland in recent days?

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#42 22-09-2013 10:00AM

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hardCopy wrote: »

Where was it misty in Ireland in recent days?

On the way to Hogwarts....fierce misty altogether....

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#43 22-09-2013 10:05AM

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mattjack wrote: »

Some tippex to sniff.

I suspect he is one step ahead of you on this one.

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#44 22-09-2013 10:10AM

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Where are you guys from?....

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#45 22-09-2013 10:12AM

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I'm not sure what you expect the Gardai to do, considering that you haven't bothered to tell them about it.

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#46 22-09-2013 10:13AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

Where are you guys from?....

The real world, welcome, we have cookies.

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#47 22-09-2013 10:13AM

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No Pants wrote: »

I'm not sure what you expect the Gardai to do, considering that you haven't bothered to tell them about it.

There's only one law.

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#48 22-09-2013 10:18AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

I have spoken too much, I will not go on into any further detail or discussion on the forum.

ARWRanger wrote: »

Where are you guys from?....

So much for that..

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#49 22-09-2013 10:25AM

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goldie fish wrote: »

So much for that..

Sssshhhhhh

Im waiting for him to tell us about the new air force base in Galway

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#50 22-09-2013 10:27AM

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Owryan wrote: »

Sssshhhhhh

Im waiting for him to tell us about the new air force base in Galway

Don't tell them they are looking for highly trained security experts either or he'll be applying for it.

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#51 22-09-2013 10:28AM

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keep up the great discussion guys, your life is going somewhere on boards.ie

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#52 22-09-2013 10:29AM

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ARWRanger wrote: »

keep up the great discussion guys, your life is going somewhere on boards.ie

As is yours.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1008

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#53 22-09-2013 10:31AM

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Is this thread purely the ramblings of a man in the middle of a breakdown?

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#54 22-09-2013 10:36AM

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No Pants wrote: »

Is this thread purely the ramblings of a man boy in the middle of a breakdown?

FYP

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#55 22-09-2013 10:50AM

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This is definitely the bonkersest thread I've ever seen on Boards.ie.

And that's saying something!

It's not even AH!

:eek:

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#56 22-09-2013 11:01AM

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Oh dear lord

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#57 22-09-2013 11:04AM

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Zambia wrote: »

Oh dear lord

Praying to him isn't going to save you from the scumbags!

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#58 22-09-2013 11:15AM

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michael999999 wrote: »

Praying to him isn't going to save you from the scumbags!

Your welcome to join the fight :-)

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#59 22-09-2013 11:52AM

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This read just made my morning

I immediately thought of this scene when reading the OP......

http://youtu.be/rYSR3E0BWI4

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#60 22-09-2013 02:46PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdTB1GzHJw

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#61 23-09-2013 07:56PM

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Did you see George Zip on your travels OP?:D

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